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Spurs. Quite interested in primary care. Cynthia! I literally just fed you!
@sohotheatre.bsky.social we saw Neon Nights last night in Walthamstow, it was a fantastic night, I had never heard of her before, Frankie Thompson was just absolutely fantastic.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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2. Draw a fish dot com

Just do it. Draw a fish.

drawafish.com
Draw a Fish Dot Com
Draw a fish and watch it swim in the global tank with everyone else's fish. Create, share, and vote on fish drawings in this simple online drawing game.
drawafish.com
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Why can't I be a floaty summer person, and arrive everywhere perfect and unbothered, instead of turning up like Brian Blessed clambering out of a tumble dryer?
July 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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It's Friday. It's the shortest amount of time anyone has ever owned a trouser press.
youtu.be/tNqn5bKmKNc?...
Bullseye - The cruel mistress that is the Prize Board
YouTube video by ChristinaLMartin
youtu.be
November 15, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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Do you think he asked Janusz Kamiński to keep shooting his movies and Janusz Kamiński had to be like “no my friend, I cannot help you Lusty Liasons 2, I have another project, yes it is called Saving Private Ryan…no I understand both films are important”
May 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Napoli are one of the many teams across the world that I think 'why do I feel unhappy to see them doing well?' and then I remember 'oh, because of an invented rivalry I had with them on Football Manager'.
GOLAÇO DO NAPOLI

Napoli 1x0 Cagliari
⚽️ Scott McTominay - golaço
🅰️ Mateo Politano
🏆 Série A | última rodada
May 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
May 23, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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hi i'm ben your ai chatbot
May 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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thinking about her (dying satellite charged by ionic radiation)
here, listen
May 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Would absolutely watch
Pitch: A British drama multiverse series where the Sycamore Gap Duo, Canoe Man, Cat Bin Lady and Crypto Rubbish Tip Guy are all in the same group therapy session.
May 9, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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1804. Oceans are now Battlefields.

In the South China Sea a British convoy worth almost £1bn today is spotted by the French.

It should be a massacre.

Instead, Commodore Nathanial Dance is about to defeat a French battle squadron using some paint and the most overplayed hand in #navalHistory. /1 🧵
May 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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If any survivors of the Franco-Prussian War of 1870 are reading this, please DM me.
May 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
@naomiaklein.bsky.social I'm really enjoying Doppelganger, it's fascinating. Although slightly concerned there's not yet been any cultural reference to Muppets Most Wanted.
April 16, 2025 at 11:44 AM
So nice to see springtime fledglings in their natural habitat.
April 1, 2025 at 11:51 AM
NOT TO A FANFARE OF TRUMPETS, / NOR EVEN THE SKIRL O' THE PIPES, / NOT FOR THE OFFER OF A SHILLING, / NOR TO SEE THEIR NAMES UP IN LIGHTS.

THEIR CALL WAS A CRY OF ANGUISH, / FROM THE HEARTS OF THE PEOPLE OF SPAIN. / SOME PAID WITH THEIR LIVES IT IS TRUE: / THEIR SACRIFICE WAS NOT IN VAIN.
March 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Am in Scotland and can confirm, they drink IRN BRU.
February 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
The Assassination of Volodymyr Zelensky by the Coward Donald Trump.
February 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Contrary to what Jamie Redknapp says, I think players should not 'do their business on the pitch' #coys #toilets
February 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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#SaveThePCC

Some of you may have read about the situation regarding our new landlord wishing to add a new redevelopment break clause, with only 6 months notice to our lease.

For now, we're simply asking you all to share & sign the petition below;

you.38degrees.org.uk/p/princechar...
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
you.38degrees.org.uk
January 28, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Looks like it's gonna be an epic final of rock, paper, scissors, stone.
January 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Nothing I love more in a tv show or a movie than an elderly British gangster wearing huge glasses, saying stuff like “you’ve overplayed your hand, son”
December 19, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Yes! My watch just buzzed for 10k steps as I was carrying the empty extra large pizza box to the kitchen.
November 29, 2024 at 6:59 PM
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I'll start...

The man with the golden Asshole.

The Lord of the Asshole.

The good, the bad, and the Asshole.

Return of the Asshole.

Asshole of Arabia.

Your turn!
November 23, 2024 at 11:54 AM