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Certified™ Not Chopped (They/Them) 🇵🇸
@dylanbickers.com
(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
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I love a quick sandwich. Havarti, chili crisp fried egg, smoked salmon, kewpie mayo. Just make a sandwich dawg I promise you won’t regret it.
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November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Maybe hand him the ball more when he's got the power of mom coursing through his veins
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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it's a little funny to see people saying they support the starbucks workers while also saying the coffee they spend their labor making sucks. definitely a "both things are true" situation so like i get it but i don't know if you need to say it in your post about supporting the strikers
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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This man is your friend, he fights for your freedom
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Btw Fredo's kitchen pro tips- I've learned and tried a lot of different tricks with chili but I think the thing that most improves it is to boil a bunch of dried and fresh chilis and then mix them in - makes a world of difference versus using the powdered stuff
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Listen to TrueAnon, you fool
Something that’s so striking in these emails is how…unimpressive Epstein is. He comes off as a pompous, sub-literate lech. Yes everyone is so mortifyingly solicitous of him! All fawning and flattery! Why?????
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Nobody:

Travis Kelce:
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing baby
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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Unless proven otherwise, the only reasonable position is to consider every single Trump supporter from his cabinet down to maga voters as, at the very least, supportive of pedophilia.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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retweet for a cozy and bountiful winter
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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wow it’s pretty crazy that donald trump had jeffrey epstein murdered while the latter was in the former’s custody
Jeffrey Epstein in 2018: "i know how dirty donald is."
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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all my ops shall suffer
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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the account @farnerb0cken.bsky.social has been suspended indefinitely for cringe. his posts were just fucking terrible. you guys deserve better than that. for further details please contact @bsky.support
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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it's a weird and for me at least unexpected side effect of the AI chip buildout that the industry has accidentally backdoored us into a golden age of incredibly powerful gaming mini PCs
November 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I am calling upon the people of Ireland to immediately begin construction of a thread on this site about how you or someone you know was roasted for a fashion choice. We need it.

All roasts must have come from Irish people *only*. Please respect this important rule, it makes a difference.

Tanks
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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for some reason, i don’t believe them
November 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Chud ideology is a disease that needs to be eradicated.
November 11, 2025 at 12:48 PM
We got the Apple branded cum sock before GTA VI
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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4 UC Berkeley undergrads who put up a cardboard insect to protest Turning P*int USA’s sold out campus event are being charged with FELONY VANDALISM.

www.dailycal.org/news/campus/...
4 UC Berkeley students arrested on felony vandalism charges for anti-TPUSA art installation
UCPD arrested four students early Monday morning for felony vandalism, according to information from campus administrators.
www.dailycal.org
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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low polyamory
hardcore bondage people are so fucking funny look at this shit bro
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Being a Homer fan is suffering.
it's so so so so so fucking sad that this isn't a bit.
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Happy circulatory system walking through the kitchen day to all who celebrate!
November 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 PM