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@dylanbickers.com
(They/them) Non-binary Jewish communist. Untrained anthropologist studying the significance of shitposts. My views do not reflect those of my unemployer.
Hey @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social anyone do this yet
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hey @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social anyone do this yet
The two genders
November 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The two genders
Had to grab the Shazam to prove the really funny song playing as people are filing out of Cuomo’s party
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Had to grab the Shazam to prove the really funny song playing as people are filing out of Cuomo’s party
We saw you and your fucked up bronco across the bar and we really think your vibes are so rancid
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
We saw you and your fucked up bronco across the bar and we really think your vibes are so rancid
There was one last door knocked late on Tuesday. Alan Dershowitz opens it while clad in boxers, a half-eaten pierogi in hand. He was expecting another delivery. It turned out to be the one he least expected…
November 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
There was one last door knocked late on Tuesday. Alan Dershowitz opens it while clad in boxers, a half-eaten pierogi in hand. He was expecting another delivery. It turned out to be the one he least expected…
Cut my finger with my new kitchen knife but idc dinner was good
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Cut my finger with my new kitchen knife but idc dinner was good
Opened Facebook to find out it’s going super normal over there
October 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Opened Facebook to find out it’s going super normal over there
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 19, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
I made spam musubi for the first time a few weeks back and it goes so hard.
October 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I made spam musubi for the first time a few weeks back and it goes so hard.
Sorry this is such a dumb niche Air Force joke hang on lemme find the patch
October 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Sorry this is such a dumb niche Air Force joke hang on lemme find the patch
October 16, 2025 at 11:10 PM
