David Miller
@dvmiller.bsky.social
Photographer in exile, arts et métiers
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It's criminal that this Homestar/Strongbad collaboration with @kalikazoo.bsky.social doing a Talking Heads parody doesn't have a bajillion views: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwCM...
Kali Kazoo x Homestar Runner x Strong Bad BURNINATE THE HOUSE
YouTube video by Kali Kazoo
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It's criminal that this Homestar/Strongbad collaboration with @kalikazoo.bsky.social doing a Talking Heads parody doesn't have a bajillion views: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwCM...
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I could hear my friends at ESA laughing all the way from Darmstadt to Munich, but this is the most concise takedown of the idea:
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.
There is a rush for AI companies to team up with space launch/satellite companies to build datacenters in space. TL;DR: It's not going to work.
taranis.ie
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I could hear my friends at ESA laughing all the way from Darmstadt to Munich, but this is the most concise takedown of the idea:
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
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There’s a gentleman employed at the French fry restaurant asserting that he is, as a matter of fact, Elvis Aaron Presley.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
There’s a gentleman employed at the French fry restaurant asserting that he is, as a matter of fact, Elvis Aaron Presley.
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Death Cab for Cutie is on the oldies station, please do not touch me or I will crumble to dust
November 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Death Cab for Cutie is on the oldies station, please do not touch me or I will crumble to dust
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can bad prose be sexually transmitted
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
can bad prose be sexually transmitted
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Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.
It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.
Trial Begins for Man Accused of Lobbing a Sandwich at a Federal Agent www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Your average Subway 6-inch has an effective range of about 15 feet, making it best for CQC or a sidearm (side-sub?). For increased range and stopping power, you're going to want something baguette-based, like a Croque Monsieur.
Spaghetti. Linguini holds sauce better.
a second day of the same discourse? no. no thank you.
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
instead I need you to name your least favorite pasta shape
October 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Spaghetti. Linguini holds sauce better.
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Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
October 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
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It's been over a dozen years but every now and then I think about how my 11th grade English teacher told me I couldn't submit my short story for an assignment cause the story took place over like 6 months. She said short stories can only take place in a short period of time, like a few hours.
October 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's been over a dozen years but every now and then I think about how my 11th grade English teacher told me I couldn't submit my short story for an assignment cause the story took place over like 6 months. She said short stories can only take place in a short period of time, like a few hours.
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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This is Max Level clickbait I refuse to believe a real human thinks Dylan and Springsteen were cooler than Johnny fucking Cash.
October 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This is Max Level clickbait I refuse to believe a real human thinks Dylan and Springsteen were cooler than Johnny fucking Cash.
Disappointed this color didn’t make the cut because I wanted to take every opportunity to tell people the name like Jim Broadbent in Hot Fuzz saying “crusty jugglers”
October 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Disappointed this color didn’t make the cut because I wanted to take every opportunity to tell people the name like Jim Broadbent in Hot Fuzz saying “crusty jugglers”
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
They’ve finally outdone the Google Assistant ads behind home plate a few years ago that mostly read “Google Ass“
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They’ve finally outdone the Google Assistant ads behind home plate a few years ago that mostly read “Google Ass“
My guess is only goes to a Latin mass, but doesn’t understand any of it and would accuse you of lying if you tried to explain transubstantiation
Far-right Catholics freaking out about the Pope doing normal Pope things will always be entertaining.
The Pope blessed some water? Can you even imagine?
The Pope blessed some water? Can you even imagine?
October 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My guess is only goes to a Latin mass, but doesn’t understand any of it and would accuse you of lying if you tried to explain transubstantiation
The way of the IT world: “let’s slightly improve this build process”
*finds a new-to-me docker build flag*
“Welp, guess I’m redesigning the build process.”
*finds a new-to-me docker build flag*
“Welp, guess I’m redesigning the build process.”
September 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The way of the IT world: “let’s slightly improve this build process”
*finds a new-to-me docker build flag*
“Welp, guess I’m redesigning the build process.”
*finds a new-to-me docker build flag*
“Welp, guess I’m redesigning the build process.”
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That could buy three Tom Homans
September 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
That could buy three Tom Homans
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I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
September 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius
The Hour.
Everyone has a 1-2 season TV show they sorely miss and not enough people knew about that you are always praising the heavens about.
What's yours?
What's yours?
September 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The Hour.
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The worst part about caramelizing onions is standing around for an hour thinking about people who not only put "Caramelize Onions (5 minutes)" in their SEO heavy recipes, but also keep getting away with it.
September 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The worst part about caramelizing onions is standing around for an hour thinking about people who not only put "Caramelize Onions (5 minutes)" in their SEO heavy recipes, but also keep getting away with it.
I scheduled classes and work to make sure I was home by 4 to watch Animaniacs and this.
'Batman: The Animated Series' premiered 33 years ago today 🦇
September 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I scheduled classes and work to make sure I was home by 4 to watch Animaniacs and this.
This would be a worthy replacement for the “McLenin’s” t-shirt my dad got for me in Moscow circa 1990
August 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This would be a worthy replacement for the “McLenin’s” t-shirt my dad got for me in Moscow circa 1990