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David Miller
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Photographer in exile, arts et métiers
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It's criminal that this Homestar/Strongbad collaboration with @kalikazoo.bsky.social doing a Talking Heads parody doesn't have a bajillion views: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwCM...
Kali Kazoo x Homestar Runner x Strong Bad BURNINATE THE HOUSE
YouTube video by Kali Kazoo
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I could hear my friends at ESA laughing all the way from Darmstadt to Munich, but this is the most concise takedown of the idea:
taranis.ie/datacenters-...
Datacenters in space are a terrible, horrible, no good idea.
There is a rush for AI companies to team up with space launch/satellite companies to build datacenters in space. TL;DR: It's not going to work.
taranis.ie
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Obligatory Hogfather quote:

You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'
IT'S A SWORD, said the Hogfather. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
'She's a child!' shouted Crumley.
IT'S EDUCATIONAL.
'What if she cuts herself?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
December 3, 2025 at 3:51 PM
They’re on the roof at the front of the house.
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I sometimes ask “what is it we do here?” in the first post-holiday standup
December 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
At least once, Death says he “had a near-Rincewind experience”
November 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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There’s a gentleman employed at the French fry restaurant asserting that he is, as a matter of fact, Elvis Aaron Presley.
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Probably family drama like Adidas/Puma or Aldi Nord/Sud
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Chris Hayes too!
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Someone’s engaging in them so much they add up to 192.7%
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
SOMEONE NEEDS TO PLUG THEM BACK IN
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Will be very disappointed if there’s not a band called “The Nuzzi Situation” formed in the next 4-6 weeks.
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My oldest sister did this with onions and claimed that “the toxins being drawn out turn the onions black.”

Was not happy with me when I pointed out that onions also turn black when they’re rotting, which is what they were doing in her socks.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Here’s a closeup from one my employer sold this year. (Auction house, and we sell 2-3 Birkins a month) The stamp on the MaL bag is wrong and the stitching is too straight to be hand done.
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Also, if they’re afraid of NYC now, they’d absolutely shit themselves in terror if they were transported back to pre-Giuliani New York.
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Email famously needs to be hand-carried between recipients, so this isn’t surprising. The remaining people must be exhausted.
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Forecast for Monday just went up to 2 inches of snow, so put me down for this week is pretty much it.
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
And they insist on starting all conversations with “I put on my robe and wizard hat.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM