David Miller
@dvmiller.bsky.social
Photographer in exile, arts et métiers
Here’s a closeup from one my employer sold this year. (Auction house, and we sell 2-3 Birkins a month) The stamp on the MaL bag is wrong and the stitching is too straight to be hand done.
November 8, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Here’s a closeup from one my employer sold this year. (Auction house, and we sell 2-3 Birkins a month) The stamp on the MaL bag is wrong and the stitching is too straight to be hand done.
Disappointed this color didn’t make the cut because I wanted to take every opportunity to tell people the name like Jim Broadbent in Hot Fuzz saying “crusty jugglers”
October 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Disappointed this color didn’t make the cut because I wanted to take every opportunity to tell people the name like Jim Broadbent in Hot Fuzz saying “crusty jugglers”
They’ve finally outdone the Google Assistant ads behind home plate a few years ago that mostly read “Google Ass“
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
They’ve finally outdone the Google Assistant ads behind home plate a few years ago that mostly read “Google Ass“
Mystery drain pipe in the exact spot I was planting a tree. That side of the yard is a half lot that has never had a house on it, so a drain there is weird. Assuming it’s abandoned but moving the tree a foot forward anyway.
June 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Mystery drain pipe in the exact spot I was planting a tree. That side of the yard is a half lot that has never had a house on it, so a drain there is weird. Assuming it’s abandoned but moving the tree a foot forward anyway.
Doha to Houston via University Heights
March 10, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Doha to Houston via University Heights
Weird clouds tonight. These are going almost directly west to east
January 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Weird clouds tonight. These are going almost directly west to east
Nothing but the timeliest content from Cleveland dot com
December 24, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Nothing but the timeliest content from Cleveland dot com
Post thanksgiving project to fix the left side door on the built in china cabinet that wouldn’t close. After a couple of hours of work, I now have a right side door on the built in china cabinet that won’t close.
November 30, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Post thanksgiving project to fix the left side door on the built in china cabinet that wouldn’t close. After a couple of hours of work, I now have a right side door on the built in china cabinet that won’t close.
“This centerpiece is too bitey.”
November 28, 2024 at 2:54 PM
“This centerpiece is too bitey.”
Willow, Senior Green Bean Quality Control Specialist hard at work the night before Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Willow, Senior Green Bean Quality Control Specialist hard at work the night before Thanksgiving.
Would have liked to have seen that walk-off but…
October 18, 2024 at 1:02 AM
Would have liked to have seen that walk-off but…
“So, uh, you gonna eat that?”
October 12, 2024 at 7:53 PM
“So, uh, you gonna eat that?”
Spain making up for the lame clothes dryers with a $3.73 breakfast. Noted this on the last trip to France that we pay *way* more for generally worse food in the US
October 10, 2024 at 8:06 AM
Spain making up for the lame clothes dryers with a $3.73 breakfast. Noted this on the last trip to France that we pay *way* more for generally worse food in the US
Two nearly ubiquitous aspects of European vacation apartments: Nespresso and a clothes dryer that’s incapable of drying anything completely.
October 10, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Two nearly ubiquitous aspects of European vacation apartments: Nespresso and a clothes dryer that’s incapable of drying anything completely.
Somebody must have talked to a grown up yesterday.
September 30, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Somebody must have talked to a grown up yesterday.
Big Milhouse fireworks factory energy
August 23, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Big Milhouse fireworks factory energy
Quitting today’s Spelling Bee here.
August 10, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Quitting today’s Spelling Bee here.
And then there’s whatever the hell is going on with this guy. Men’s Wearhouse should see how much the rights to Garanimals would cost.
August 7, 2024 at 10:40 PM
And then there’s whatever the hell is going on with this guy. Men’s Wearhouse should see how much the rights to Garanimals would cost.
We’ve got flies cosplaying as bees.
July 9, 2024 at 10:11 PM
We’ve got flies cosplaying as bees.
This is Fozzie erasure.
June 14, 2024 at 3:23 PM
This is Fozzie erasure.
Unacceptable, Spelling Bee
June 4, 2024 at 2:46 PM
Unacceptable, Spelling Bee
Good old Max “muffin-top” Rockatansky
May 28, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Good old Max “muffin-top” Rockatansky
Important reporting only the New York Times can give you
May 13, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Important reporting only the New York Times can give you