Polka Ccowboy
@polkacowboy.bsky.social
I play video games like a weiner and make videos out of it. https://www.youtube.com/@polkaCowboy
Red Dead, Zomboid, Kingdom Come, et al.
Red Dead, Zomboid, Kingdom Come, et al.
Another day, another letter from a company apologizing for leaking my data in a data breach.
February 15, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Another day, another letter from a company apologizing for leaking my data in a data breach.
Reposted by Polka Ccowboy
the concept of The Customer enables anyone with a few dollars to become an unimpeachable King whose honor and status must be respected. leaving aside everything else this is why capital must be destroyed
February 15, 2026 at 5:38 PM
the concept of The Customer enables anyone with a few dollars to become an unimpeachable King whose honor and status must be respected. leaving aside everything else this is why capital must be destroyed
Me: Sets up a bunch of rules and limitations to make me take several hours to achieve a normally easy goal and have a unique experience doing so in a game.
Someone in the comments: "You could have just done X and achieved your goal immediately"
That's 👏 not 👏 the 👏 point 👏
Someone in the comments: "You could have just done X and achieved your goal immediately"
That's 👏 not 👏 the 👏 point 👏
February 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Me: Sets up a bunch of rules and limitations to make me take several hours to achieve a normally easy goal and have a unique experience doing so in a game.
Someone in the comments: "You could have just done X and achieved your goal immediately"
That's 👏 not 👏 the 👏 point 👏
Someone in the comments: "You could have just done X and achieved your goal immediately"
That's 👏 not 👏 the 👏 point 👏
My ears perk up a little every time I see there are new held comments on YouTube Studio for me to unwrap like a sick Christmas present.
February 12, 2026 at 6:54 PM
My ears perk up a little every time I see there are new held comments on YouTube Studio for me to unwrap like a sick Christmas present.
Ever not realize what was missing from your life because you never knew it existed until you saw it at a thrift store?
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Ever not realize what was missing from your life because you never knew it existed until you saw it at a thrift store?
Dreaming of a world where I don't have to take self-
assessment surveys...
assessment surveys...
February 9, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Dreaming of a world where I don't have to take self-
assessment surveys...
assessment surveys...
A reoccurring cycle:
· Receive sponsorship offer
· Go "Cool. I've made it!"
· Close the e-mail and don't do the sponsorship
· Receive sponsorship offer
· Go "Cool. I've made it!"
· Close the e-mail and don't do the sponsorship
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
A reoccurring cycle:
· Receive sponsorship offer
· Go "Cool. I've made it!"
· Close the e-mail and don't do the sponsorship
· Receive sponsorship offer
· Go "Cool. I've made it!"
· Close the e-mail and don't do the sponsorship
What is it that drives a man to backseat game in the comments on a video uploaded over a year ago?
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
What is it that drives a man to backseat game in the comments on a video uploaded over a year ago?
The AI BS feature in YouTube Studio is different now and it really wants me to make fart-based videos.
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The AI BS feature in YouTube Studio is different now and it really wants me to make fart-based videos.
I sure do sit in a lot of Discord servers that I never read or interact with.
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I sure do sit in a lot of Discord servers that I never read or interact with.
Merry eerie Christmas in a desolate 3D rendering of Kmart for all who celebrate.
youtu.be/QV1RNOOuk2k
youtu.be/QV1RNOOuk2k
Kmart music in store - Christmas 1974 Part2
YouTube video by Mr Nutz
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Merry eerie Christmas in a desolate 3D rendering of Kmart for all who celebrate.
youtu.be/QV1RNOOuk2k
youtu.be/QV1RNOOuk2k
Now that I've been making my own sandwich loaf bread on and off for about two years, I've really come to appreciate the gravity of the "Best thing since sliced bread" idiom.
I think I end up slicing my slices evenly maybe 15% of the time.
I think I end up slicing my slices evenly maybe 15% of the time.
December 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Now that I've been making my own sandwich loaf bread on and off for about two years, I've really come to appreciate the gravity of the "Best thing since sliced bread" idiom.
I think I end up slicing my slices evenly maybe 15% of the time.
I think I end up slicing my slices evenly maybe 15% of the time.
Oh yeah. I made a new video. Worst thing I've ever attempted in RDR2.... so far.
youtu.be/Ki4Rgv6tFbA
youtu.be/Ki4Rgv6tFbA
Stealing an NPC From Every Town in RDR2 Was a Nightmare
YouTube video by Polka Cowboy
youtu.be
December 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh yeah. I made a new video. Worst thing I've ever attempted in RDR2.... so far.
youtu.be/Ki4Rgv6tFbA
youtu.be/Ki4Rgv6tFbA
The various youtuber subreddits are some of my favorite sources of unintentionally funny posts. Like this now-deleted from earlier today.
Sincerely,
Some addict clown.
Sincerely,
Some addict clown.
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The various youtuber subreddits are some of my favorite sources of unintentionally funny posts. Like this now-deleted from earlier today.
Sincerely,
Some addict clown.
Sincerely,
Some addict clown.
I find it funny that my first exposure to Expedition 33 was a post on here where someone was shitting on the name for being too long and incoherent well before it released.
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I find it funny that my first exposure to Expedition 33 was a post on here where someone was shitting on the name for being too long and incoherent well before it released.
Ughh. Seeing this cat backpack in The Division 2 and not being able to find it in the current apparel offerings is what I get not playing this game for the past five years I guess. #fomo
December 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Ughh. Seeing this cat backpack in The Division 2 and not being able to find it in the current apparel offerings is what I get not playing this game for the past five years I guess. #fomo
Game idea: Horizon Zero Dawn, but let comedy YouTube engineers all design their weirdest shitty robots as the enemies.
December 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Game idea: Horizon Zero Dawn, but let comedy YouTube engineers all design their weirdest shitty robots as the enemies.
::Fires up Division 2 for the first time since 2020::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
::Fires up Division 2 for the first time since 2020::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
::Plays for a few hours::
::Three new ideas added to the video idea board::
I assumed that Division 2 was abandoned or dead by this point. But then I just learned there was a new DLC this year and the game is apparently in a really good place?!
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
December 3, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I assumed that Division 2 was abandoned or dead by this point. But then I just learned there was a new DLC this year and the game is apparently in a really good place?!
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
Guess it is time to reinstall and start a new character.
I find it hilarious when people get upset enough to leave a comment on my YouTube stuff because I only have a Bluesky profile out of all the various microblogging platforms.
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I find it hilarious when people get upset enough to leave a comment on my YouTube stuff because I only have a Bluesky profile out of all the various microblogging platforms.
Yeah so I spent 31 hours fighting Rockstar physics trying to complete a silly idea in RDR2. A pure story playthrough is about 50 hours so.
December 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Yeah so I spent 31 hours fighting Rockstar physics trying to complete a silly idea in RDR2. A pure story playthrough is about 50 hours so.
I bet there are definitely people out there mix-maxing Wordle by memorizing every single previous word to make sure they never waste a turn playing one again.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I bet there are definitely people out there mix-maxing Wordle by memorizing every single previous word to make sure they never waste a turn playing one again.
I have no clue what I'm supposed to be getting from the Trends tab in YouTube Studio because every time I open it it just shows me weird ass AI generated cowboy slop.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I have no clue what I'm supposed to be getting from the Trends tab in YouTube Studio because every time I open it it just shows me weird ass AI generated cowboy slop.
Suddenly feeling that winter need to do a Zomboid run again.
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Suddenly feeling that winter need to do a Zomboid run again.