Polka Ccowboy
@polkacowboy.bsky.social
I play video games like a weiner and make videos out of it. https://www.youtube.com/@polkaCowboy
Red Dead, Zomboid, Kingdom Come, et al.
Red Dead, Zomboid, Kingdom Come, et al.
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Suddenly YouTube is all "So here are videos with an egg and some other food in the thumb bro." to me.
Today's goal: Sink at least two hours into editing a video before letting ARC Raiders take my soul.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Today's goal: Sink at least two hours into editing a video before letting ARC Raiders take my soul.
I had a horrible dream that I ate so much cheese it made me sick
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I had a horrible dream that I ate so much cheese it made me sick
I Had a zombie dream last night. But in this one it right was during the initial outbreak. The cause was a virus or something and it hadn't mutated up up to full zombie strength yet so the were like only half zombies and didn't realize they were zombies yet.
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October 30, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I Had a zombie dream last night. But in this one it right was during the initial outbreak. The cause was a virus or something and it hadn't mutated up up to full zombie strength yet so the were like only half zombies and didn't realize they were zombies yet.
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I could probably save like five hours per script if I was somehow able to write my playthrough rules without intertwining them in some wild roleplay lore. But what fun would that be?
October 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I could probably save like five hours per script if I was somehow able to write my playthrough rules without intertwining them in some wild roleplay lore. But what fun would that be?
Weee. Second ever video to cross the 500k views mark.
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Weee. Second ever video to cross the 500k views mark.
Reposted by Polka Ccowboy
Car making a funny noise?
Turn music on. Now you can’t hear it anymore.
Follow me for more life hacks🧍🏻♀️
Turn music on. Now you can’t hear it anymore.
Follow me for more life hacks🧍🏻♀️
October 27, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Car making a funny noise?
Turn music on. Now you can’t hear it anymore.
Follow me for more life hacks🧍🏻♀️
Turn music on. Now you can’t hear it anymore.
Follow me for more life hacks🧍🏻♀️
The thumbnail for my last Red Dead video I just spit out as quick as possible because I wanted to publish before leaving the house for the evening. For shits and giggle I gave to to chat GPT and said "Make this more clickable for Youtube."
The Result? Absolutely not.
The Result? Absolutely not.
October 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The thumbnail for my last Red Dead video I just spit out as quick as possible because I wanted to publish before leaving the house for the evening. For shits and giggle I gave to to chat GPT and said "Make this more clickable for Youtube."
The Result? Absolutely not.
The Result? Absolutely not.
In lieu of my accidental playline deletion; a new Henry is born. This Henry is ready to save the world one cabbage at a time.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
In lieu of my accidental playline deletion; a new Henry is born. This Henry is ready to save the world one cabbage at a time.
I did the thing!
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
October 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I did the thing!
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
The thing: Accidentally selecting New Game instead of Load Game in KCD2 and realizing that backing out when it says "Hardcore or Standard" was already too late and my Hardcore All negative traits run was deleted right as I was about to enter the final point of no return. #huzzah
YouTube rerecommended me the Jesse Pinkman in KCD video this morning. I had forgotten about this piece of cinema.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
Jesse Pinkman in Kingdom Come: Deliverance
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October 17, 2025 at 2:12 PM
YouTube rerecommended me the Jesse Pinkman in KCD video this morning. I had forgotten about this piece of cinema.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKhZ...
Couldn't sleep last night. Ended up on a boxed Mac and cheese thread. Now I'm that guy who ordered new-to-me brands of Mac and cheese online at 5am in an effort to rekindle the flame.
I've reached that stage in life where boxed mac & cheese doesn't hit the spot any more and it makes me so sad.
October 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Couldn't sleep last night. Ended up on a boxed Mac and cheese thread. Now I'm that guy who ordered new-to-me brands of Mac and cheese online at 5am in an effort to rekindle the flame.
YouTube's Inspiration AI suggestions is really great at shitting out some bangers eh? #rdr2 #micahbell
October 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
YouTube's Inspiration AI suggestions is really great at shitting out some bangers eh? #rdr2 #micahbell
Need to finish this KCD2 playthrough so I can start another KCD2 playthrough
October 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Need to finish this KCD2 playthrough so I can start another KCD2 playthrough
Reposted by Polka Ccowboy
every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
July 31, 2023 at 2:09 PM
every poster thinks they are casually sharing their passing thoughts; every replier thinks they are critiquing a manifesto
Wow. I did a playthrough earlier this year where I ran all the deer out of my territory in Manor Lords and now the devs are running them completely out of the game.
October 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Wow. I did a playthrough earlier this year where I ran all the deer out of my territory in Manor Lords and now the devs are running them completely out of the game.
Looking aback it historically, my happiness in any hobby shows a strong inverse correlation with how much attention I'm paying to Forums/Subreddits/Facebook Groups about said hobby.
September 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Looking aback it historically, my happiness in any hobby shows a strong inverse correlation with how much attention I'm paying to Forums/Subreddits/Facebook Groups about said hobby.
Planning a 30-50 hour playthrough just because I thought up a sweet video title.
September 24, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Planning a 30-50 hour playthrough just because I thought up a sweet video title.
Oops. I accidentally made a nearly two hour long unhinged Kingdom Come: Deliverance II video. youtu.be/8Ew0-VT8iC0 #kcd2 #kcd
Looking for Love Locked In the Trosky Forest
YouTube video by Polka Cowboy
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September 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Oops. I accidentally made a nearly two hour long unhinged Kingdom Come: Deliverance II video. youtu.be/8Ew0-VT8iC0 #kcd2 #kcd
September 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
September 16, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I had a dream that Kingdom Come: Deliverance was created to fundraise and promote a science probe also named Henry. And KCD2 had finally raised enough money to launch the probe.
The probe's experiment? To haul massive demon core into the middle of some wilderness and set it off to see what happens.
The probe's experiment? To haul massive demon core into the middle of some wilderness and set it off to see what happens.
September 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I had a dream that Kingdom Come: Deliverance was created to fundraise and promote a science probe also named Henry. And KCD2 had finally raised enough money to launch the probe.
The probe's experiment? To haul massive demon core into the middle of some wilderness and set it off to see what happens.
The probe's experiment? To haul massive demon core into the middle of some wilderness and set it off to see what happens.
Drink a bowl of milk after eating cereal? No one bats an eye
Order a bowl of milk and just drink it? Eyes batted.
Order a bowl of milk and just drink it? Eyes batted.
September 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Drink a bowl of milk after eating cereal? No one bats an eye
Order a bowl of milk and just drink it? Eyes batted.
Order a bowl of milk and just drink it? Eyes batted.