I'm a WIZARD and I have a GUN
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Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now
I was thinking recently about how 80's media was at war with meatloaf for some reason, but in reality I think the culture just thought shitting on Moms who were trying their best was the height of comedy. It's a goddamn miracle any of us turned out ok!
When I was a kid television taught me there was nothing more rank and foil than this stuff
November 21, 2023 at 11:13 PM
I was thinking recently about how 80's media was at war with meatloaf for some reason, but in reality I think the culture just thought shitting on Moms who were trying their best was the height of comedy. It's a goddamn miracle any of us turned out ok!
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it's that time of year again
November 20, 2023 at 10:51 PM
it's that time of year again
I ain't clicking on that, Gary @bussyfullofsquid.ink
November 21, 2023 at 4:46 PM
I ain't clicking on that, Gary @bussyfullofsquid.ink
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hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney
July 2, 2023 at 10:19 PM
hunter biden so high on crack he is driving 175 down the flintstones highway, his feet moving like lightning on the ground below him, fred in the passenger seat hyperventilating, high as fuck and loading a gun. they are going to kill barney
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The best part of my commute is the red eyed six legged hell beast that keeps perfect pace with my vehicle till I'm exactly 1 and 3/4 miles outside of the city limits. I call him Dr. Funky and his presence is both a comfort and a terror
November 17, 2023 at 2:24 AM
The best part of my commute is the red eyed six legged hell beast that keeps perfect pace with my vehicle till I'm exactly 1 and 3/4 miles outside of the city limits. I call him Dr. Funky and his presence is both a comfort and a terror
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I've been working on an idea I call the People Zoo as an alternative to prisons where we put people who can't function in society and I think this group would make an excellent exhibit. A little US Gov island surrounded by a mote, with desks and podiums and fake telephones and rope swings...
We need to have a second pretend government where people who shouldn’t be in government but are amusing can do model UN type stuff. I’m talking George Santos, I’m talking Herschel Walker, I’m talking Marianne Williamson and the Senator trying to fight people, I’m talking Bidens dog that bit everyone
November 16, 2023 at 5:58 PM
I've been working on an idea I call the People Zoo as an alternative to prisons where we put people who can't function in society and I think this group would make an excellent exhibit. A little US Gov island surrounded by a mote, with desks and podiums and fake telephones and rope swings...
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I am already in possession of a locally-stored, heuristically-generated large language model, it was ethically developed and unlike its competitors is able to conceive and iterate new, copyrightable material beyond its own dataset, best of all the maintenance of said LLM consists of naps and snacks
November 16, 2023 at 2:41 PM
I am already in possession of a locally-stored, heuristically-generated large language model, it was ethically developed and unlike its competitors is able to conceive and iterate new, copyrightable material beyond its own dataset, best of all the maintenance of said LLM consists of naps and snacks
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They’re having a gumbo cookoff at the New Orleans hotel I’m at and in retrospect it would have been weird if I DIDN’T see Tom Waits
November 12, 2023 at 6:50 PM
They’re having a gumbo cookoff at the New Orleans hotel I’m at and in retrospect it would have been weird if I DIDN’T see Tom Waits
I’m a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and partner, H. W. Plainview. We offer you the bond of family that very few oil men can understand.
November 9, 2023 at 5:05 PM
I’m a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and partner, H. W. Plainview. We offer you the bond of family that very few oil men can understand.
It's Wizard Wednesday motherfuckers. Get wizzin'
November 8, 2023 at 6:35 PM
It's Wizard Wednesday motherfuckers. Get wizzin'
*taps the sign*
November 7, 2023 at 11:50 PM
*taps the sign*
And the only reason that water (and air for that matter) stuck around is because of an apparently extremely rare magnetic field! Good planet, easily one of my top-fives. I think we should keep it.
Our planet started off bone dry. Then space sent ice balls and 'water balloons.' 🧪
Why the heck is Earth wet?
When our planet first formed, it was extremely dry. Something had to happen to deliver quintillions of gallons of water to Earth.
www.popsci.com
November 7, 2023 at 11:04 PM
And the only reason that water (and air for that matter) stuck around is because of an apparently extremely rare magnetic field! Good planet, easily one of my top-fives. I think we should keep it.
With our flashlights to the sky, we waited for them to land!!
November 7, 2023 at 10:21 PM
With our flashlights to the sky, we waited for them to land!!
Snoozy dingo.
November 7, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Snoozy dingo.
I haven't been smoking weed lately and I thought my dreams were getting super vivid and strange but this is several glorious levels beyond
November 7, 2023 at 4:36 PM
I haven't been smoking weed lately and I thought my dreams were getting super vivid and strange but this is several glorious levels beyond
Roadside Picnic (1972) by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky
November 7, 2023 at 4:29 PM
Roadside Picnic (1972) by Arkady and Boris Strugatsky
My followers are of the highest quality. Couldn't do it without you, blurry bots.
November 6, 2023 at 5:03 PM
My followers are of the highest quality. Couldn't do it without you, blurry bots.
"Get in, loser. We're going bounty hunting."
November 4, 2023 at 7:11 PM
"Get in, loser. We're going bounty hunting."
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hell yeah brother you say as we hurl another priest from the parapet
November 4, 2023 at 3:38 PM
hell yeah brother you say as we hurl another priest from the parapet
You'd also get to tell him that NASA is now a shell company for funneling money to private businesses who's rockets mostly crash and blow up and destroy launch facilities! The future is neat!
telling a 50s NASA director that in the future everyone has a $1000 pocket computer that’s mostly for memes and nudes
November 4, 2023 at 5:47 PM
You'd also get to tell him that NASA is now a shell company for funneling money to private businesses who's rockets mostly crash and blow up and destroy launch facilities! The future is neat!
NaNoWriMo's off to a powerful start
November 4, 2023 at 5:42 PM
NaNoWriMo's off to a powerful start
I guarantee 99% updog
I guarantee 50% uptime
November 3, 2023 at 4:58 PM
I guarantee 99% updog