I'm a WIZARD and I have a GUN
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Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now
*hovering serenely, 20,000 ft above the discourse, laughing and dingdongs and dipshits, chatting with the homeys*
November 22, 2023 at 9:01 PM
*hovering serenely, 20,000 ft above the discourse, laughing and dingdongs and dipshits, chatting with the homeys*
Correct. Also they kicked out Ben for being an abuser, which was classy. Now it's top-to-bottom wife guys and Ed is way funnier anyway.
November 22, 2023 at 8:47 PM
Correct. Also they kicked out Ben for being an abuser, which was classy. Now it's top-to-bottom wife guys and Ed is way funnier anyway.
It's a Tony Hawk Pro Skater trick name
November 22, 2023 at 8:39 PM
It's a Tony Hawk Pro Skater trick name
I feel kind of comforted when I don't understand a popular meme on here. It means I'm not in too deep. It isn't too late for me. I'm never gonna learn who Marty is.
November 22, 2023 at 8:37 PM
I feel kind of comforted when I don't understand a popular meme on here. It means I'm not in too deep. It isn't too late for me. I'm never gonna learn who Marty is.
Nope. I keep seeing people suggest using 3rd party apps and like... man I'm not downloading another app to look at a damn website. Websites live in my web browser as god intended it.
November 22, 2023 at 8:26 PM
Nope. I keep seeing people suggest using 3rd party apps and like... man I'm not downloading another app to look at a damn website. Websites live in my web browser as god intended it.
I love this account because it'll post, like, the best bbq joint in Papua New Guinea, then a place that looks like a black market tire shop in Yemen, then just a plain old Tim Hortons in Calgary. It's beautiful.
November 22, 2023 at 7:32 PM
I love this account because it'll post, like, the best bbq joint in Papua New Guinea, then a place that looks like a black market tire shop in Yemen, then just a plain old Tim Hortons in Calgary. It's beautiful.
I watched three youtubes about how this definitely didn't happen, which makes me an expert obviously, but Napoleon shooting the nose off the sphinx sounds awesome so I'm still pretending that happened.
November 22, 2023 at 7:15 PM
I watched three youtubes about how this definitely didn't happen, which makes me an expert obviously, but Napoleon shooting the nose off the sphinx sounds awesome so I'm still pretending that happened.
The fact that it's the person's *aunt* is what gets me. Like if my mom refused to acknowledge some professional achievement of mine it would be weird, but why would any of my aunts/uncles give a shit? Third-tier relatives at best. Impersonal christmas card level of relative.
November 22, 2023 at 7:10 PM
The fact that it's the person's *aunt* is what gets me. Like if my mom refused to acknowledge some professional achievement of mine it would be weird, but why would any of my aunts/uncles give a shit? Third-tier relatives at best. Impersonal christmas card level of relative.
The bitmoji avatar made me physically wince before I even got to the bio
November 22, 2023 at 7:01 PM
The bitmoji avatar made me physically wince before I even got to the bio
Good tool! I'm absolutely NOBODY and I just found out that I'm blocked by dozens of people. I think I know why and honestly it's hilarious, but only to me.
November 22, 2023 at 6:06 PM
Good tool! I'm absolutely NOBODY and I just found out that I'm blocked by dozens of people. I think I know why and honestly it's hilarious, but only to me.
Certain I’m not the first one to say it but, IT STINKS
November 22, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Certain I’m not the first one to say it but, IT STINKS
What if it was just a stack of the entire Calvin and Hobbes library?
November 22, 2023 at 2:47 AM
What if it was just a stack of the entire Calvin and Hobbes library?
Good move. Also I still don’t know what sliving is and maybe I’ll never have to find out.
November 22, 2023 at 2:39 AM
Good move. Also I still don’t know what sliving is and maybe I’ll never have to find out.
Man I remember reading that short story about the kid who got his guts sucked out by a pool filter and it was so bad (try-hard edgelord shit. Stupid, pointless, poorly written, trying WAY too hard) I had to re-evaluate the things I thought I liked about his writing.
November 21, 2023 at 11:57 PM
Man I remember reading that short story about the kid who got his guts sucked out by a pool filter and it was so bad (try-hard edgelord shit. Stupid, pointless, poorly written, trying WAY too hard) I had to re-evaluate the things I thought I liked about his writing.
Oh hell yeah I love Thing Explainer
November 21, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Oh hell yeah I love Thing Explainer
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November 21, 2023 at 11:15 PM
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The best Limburger totally does taste/smell like dirty feet, but appreciating complexity and nuance in your sensory experiences is, imo, an important part of growing up and I think a lot of people fail to realize this!
November 21, 2023 at 11:09 PM
The best Limburger totally does taste/smell like dirty feet, but appreciating complexity and nuance in your sensory experiences is, imo, an important part of growing up and I think a lot of people fail to realize this!
In Blade Runner 2049, Ryan Gosling's AI girlfriend had to hire a real living prostitute so he could fuck something warm for once, because even his AI GF realized having an AI GF is loser shit that was only making him sadder!
November 21, 2023 at 10:57 PM
In Blade Runner 2049, Ryan Gosling's AI girlfriend had to hire a real living prostitute so he could fuck something warm for once, because even his AI GF realized having an AI GF is loser shit that was only making him sadder!
She has a bunch of what I call her Mysterious Morsel Spots, where she finds things to eat that I can't even identify. Whether or not the sandwich bush ever bears fruit again, she's living the dream.
November 21, 2023 at 9:38 PM
She has a bunch of what I call her Mysterious Morsel Spots, where she finds things to eat that I can't even identify. Whether or not the sandwich bush ever bears fruit again, she's living the dream.
This is like when my dog sandbags me because I want to go one way but she wants to go to the bush where she found a cheese sandwich four years ago.
November 21, 2023 at 9:31 PM
This is like when my dog sandbags me because I want to go one way but she wants to go to the bush where she found a cheese sandwich four years ago.
You've got better things to do, Phil. Staring into space, literally or figuratively, is a better use of your time.
November 21, 2023 at 9:25 PM
You've got better things to do, Phil. Staring into space, literally or figuratively, is a better use of your time.
For fucking real, dude. Watching them get so intellectually lazy has been heartbreaking.
November 21, 2023 at 8:14 PM
For fucking real, dude. Watching them get so intellectually lazy has been heartbreaking.
I'm always tempted to throw out a "not all boomers" because I think my parents are cool, but even they've lost the radical socialist edge they used to have. I blame MSNBC.
November 21, 2023 at 8:10 PM
I'm always tempted to throw out a "not all boomers" because I think my parents are cool, but even they've lost the radical socialist edge they used to have. I blame MSNBC.
It's fun how we all got to learn together that he's a humorless dickhead and isn't smart enough to say anything ironically.
November 21, 2023 at 8:08 PM
It's fun how we all got to learn together that he's a humorless dickhead and isn't smart enough to say anything ironically.