I'm a WIZARD and I have a GUN
@durfkludge.bsky.social
Mach 10 at sudden speed, flying into the wind now
I ain't clicking on that, Gary @bussyfullofsquid.ink
November 21, 2023 at 4:46 PM
I ain't clicking on that, Gary @bussyfullofsquid.ink
I’m seeing how long mine will stare at the tennis ball before she gets fed up with my bullshit 😀
November 19, 2023 at 7:26 PM
I’m seeing how long mine will stare at the tennis ball before she gets fed up with my bullshit 😀
I think about this guy a lot
November 17, 2023 at 6:07 PM
I think about this guy a lot
This creature answers to like a hundred names because I’m always just talking complete nonsense to her. I can’t help it! I just said “where’s my churlish bungus” and she came to see if I had food. She understands the intonation.
November 15, 2023 at 5:50 PM
This creature answers to like a hundred names because I’m always just talking complete nonsense to her. I can’t help it! I just said “where’s my churlish bungus” and she came to see if I had food. She understands the intonation.
My dog has a forehead star like that :)
November 13, 2023 at 10:39 PM
My dog has a forehead star like that :)
For real. My brain chemicals took a real gut-punch this week 😬
November 10, 2023 at 5:34 PM
For real. My brain chemicals took a real gut-punch this week 😬
This is incredible
November 9, 2023 at 6:46 PM
This is incredible
I’m a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and partner, H. W. Plainview. We offer you the bond of family that very few oil men can understand.
November 9, 2023 at 5:05 PM
I’m a family man. I run a family business. This is my son and partner, H. W. Plainview. We offer you the bond of family that very few oil men can understand.
Hell yeah bro
November 8, 2023 at 6:37 PM
Hell yeah bro
With our flashlights to the sky, we waited for them to land!!
November 7, 2023 at 10:21 PM
With our flashlights to the sky, we waited for them to land!!
Snoozy dingo.
November 7, 2023 at 5:19 PM
Snoozy dingo.
My followers are of the highest quality. Couldn't do it without you, blurry bots.
November 6, 2023 at 5:03 PM
My followers are of the highest quality. Couldn't do it without you, blurry bots.
So glad I get to share my office with this little dingus.
November 2, 2023 at 6:30 PM
So glad I get to share my office with this little dingus.
Sheriff Dixie says “happy Halloween, please get this damn hat off me”
October 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM
Sheriff Dixie says “happy Halloween, please get this damn hat off me”
HE SAID BY GOD I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU HOME
October 31, 2023 at 6:34 PM
HE SAID BY GOD I'VE COME TO TAKE YOU HOME
Let's not overlook Berlusconi having a dog named Dudu
October 19, 2023 at 5:46 PM
Let's not overlook Berlusconi having a dog named Dudu
Mfw i learned that Gumby Screens is on bluesky now
October 19, 2023 at 5:24 PM
Mfw i learned that Gumby Screens is on bluesky now
Here’s my dog and my foster parakeet, who she wants to eat.
July 4, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Here’s my dog and my foster parakeet, who she wants to eat.