DM Azu
@dungeonmasterazu.bsky.social
Sydney based 🏳️🌈 nerd. Plants, books, D&D, science et al.
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New Yorker cartoons don’t miss.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
New Yorker cartoons don’t miss.
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Ten Candles was a fun time🕯️🕯️🕯️
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Ten Candles was a fun time🕯️🕯️🕯️
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every piece of mass-market software these days feels like living with an unruly pet where you have to constantly stop what you're doing to check if it's secretly eating plastic under the dresser again
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
every piece of mass-market software these days feels like living with an unruly pet where you have to constantly stop what you're doing to check if it's secretly eating plastic under the dresser again
Really enjoyed playing Ten Candles last night. Boy is it hard to shift your mindset away from D&D though 😅
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Really enjoyed playing Ten Candles last night. Boy is it hard to shift your mindset away from D&D though 😅
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god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
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My hottest Pokemon take is that Gen V did it right and more games should have the courage to leave all the mons from older games until the post game. Have the chance to learn to love some new guys, become champion together. You can have your nostalgia when you're champion.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My hottest Pokemon take is that Gen V did it right and more games should have the courage to leave all the mons from older games until the post game. Have the chance to learn to love some new guys, become champion together. You can have your nostalgia when you're champion.
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Penny Arcade for October 21st 2005, 20 years ago today!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1...
Soul Glow - Penny Arcade
Videogaming-related online strip by Mike Krahulik and Jerry Holkins. Includes news and commentary.
www.penny-arcade.com
October 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Penny Arcade for October 21st 2005, 20 years ago today!
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1...
www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/1...
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i will never forgive sam altman. robot fucking was in theory supposed to be cool, cyberpunk, subversive, a question of what it means to be human, young jude law as gigolo joe, and instead he's gone and made it the most ethically, intellectually, emotionally and aesthetically repulsive thing
October 21, 2025 at 6:44 AM
i will never forgive sam altman. robot fucking was in theory supposed to be cool, cyberpunk, subversive, a question of what it means to be human, young jude law as gigolo joe, and instead he's gone and made it the most ethically, intellectually, emotionally and aesthetically repulsive thing
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
August 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 AM
kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so
Someone whose account is nothing but ai slop images just liked a bunch of my posts, including the one where I told an ai fuelled "game" to fall into a woodchipper. 🤢
October 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Someone whose account is nothing but ai slop images just liked a bunch of my posts, including the one where I told an ai fuelled "game" to fall into a woodchipper. 🤢
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This whole section really.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This whole section really.
Canonically, my Strahd has an army of rat spies that steal and melt down every electrum piece that enters Barovia. That's why that stupid coin isn't in circulation.
Do you use electrum in your D&D game? I'm trying to see something.
Also, new video coming out tomorrow 🐲
Also, new video coming out tomorrow 🐲
September 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Canonically, my Strahd has an army of rat spies that steal and melt down every electrum piece that enters Barovia. That's why that stupid coin isn't in circulation.
D&D is fun, y'all
September 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
D&D is fun, y'all
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Polyamory is a scam by persil to sell washing machine liquid.
September 21, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Polyamory is a scam by persil to sell washing machine liquid.
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It is wild that Charlie Kirk of all things is becoming *the* litmus test.
Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.
Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.
September 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
It is wild that Charlie Kirk of all things is becoming *the* litmus test.
Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.
Even just talking about the event publicly without a sufficient supply of sackcloth and ashes is cast as "promoting political violence." I haven't seen this kind of mandatory performance of allegiance and piety since 9/11.
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"Sorry, we've removed the brightness slider for your own convenience. You can change your phone's brightness by asking Galaxy AI"
"Okay, Galaxy AI change brightness"
"Sure thing! That requires 10 Magic Credits. Your current balance is 0 Magic Credits. To buy more Magic Credits, go to your Sam...."
"Okay, Galaxy AI change brightness"
"Sure thing! That requires 10 Magic Credits. Your current balance is 0 Magic Credits. To buy more Magic Credits, go to your Sam...."
September 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Sorry, we've removed the brightness slider for your own convenience. You can change your phone's brightness by asking Galaxy AI"
"Okay, Galaxy AI change brightness"
"Sure thing! That requires 10 Magic Credits. Your current balance is 0 Magic Credits. To buy more Magic Credits, go to your Sam...."
"Okay, Galaxy AI change brightness"
"Sure thing! That requires 10 Magic Credits. Your current balance is 0 Magic Credits. To buy more Magic Credits, go to your Sam...."
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Fossil words (words that only seem to exist within phrases):
smithereens
caboodle
dudgeon
chattels
bated
jetsam
fettle
kith
petard
shebang
riddance
smithereens
caboodle
dudgeon
chattels
bated
jetsam
fettle
kith
petard
shebang
riddance
September 8, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fossil words (words that only seem to exist within phrases):
smithereens
caboodle
dudgeon
chattels
bated
jetsam
fettle
kith
petard
shebang
riddance
smithereens
caboodle
dudgeon
chattels
bated
jetsam
fettle
kith
petard
shebang
riddance
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I forgot about this for a while but the Bryce Elder "Sam Altman's kitchen" piece may be one of my favourite things I've read in business or tech history.
www.ft.com/content/b180...
www.ft.com/content/b180...
August 18, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I forgot about this for a while but the Bryce Elder "Sam Altman's kitchen" piece may be one of my favourite things I've read in business or tech history.
www.ft.com/content/b180...
www.ft.com/content/b180...
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R/aitubers is all the entitlement of NewTubers but exclusively for people openly churning out slop.
“I’ve automated 2-4 videos daily, zero human intervention, I spend a half hour a week working on this, why am I not getting paid yet?”
“I’ve automated 2-4 videos daily, zero human intervention, I spend a half hour a week working on this, why am I not getting paid yet?”
August 17, 2025 at 5:08 PM
R/aitubers is all the entitlement of NewTubers but exclusively for people openly churning out slop.
“I’ve automated 2-4 videos daily, zero human intervention, I spend a half hour a week working on this, why am I not getting paid yet?”
“I’ve automated 2-4 videos daily, zero human intervention, I spend a half hour a week working on this, why am I not getting paid yet?”
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And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.
August 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
And let me be clear -- I wish on JK Rowling everything that she wishes upon trans people.