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All Political Power Is Inherent In The People. #GoPhils #FlyEaglesFly
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He's the God Damn Motherfucking Super Bowl MVP who has played the best in big games. You don't bench him. Period. For what, to get the most out of a Sirianni, Patullo offense. Man fuck that shit. If you can't win with Hurts, find another job.
December 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Very strong piece by Jack Goldsmith:

“But there can be no conceivable legal justification for U.S. Special Operations Forces kill[ing] the survivors of a first strike on a drug boat off the coast of Trinidad who ‘were clinging to the smoldering wreck.’”

open.substack.com/pub/executiv...
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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the food looks unappetizing too
That’s one repulsive turkey
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Good.
CBP reportedly pulling out after a week in Charlotte.
November 20, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We get used to it, but it’s shocking to take a step back & realize how totally, unbelievably disingenuous this is.
JUST IN: Sen. Ted Cruz, speaking at Federalist Society conference, says efforts to censor are uniformly from the left. Cruz: "It is not both sides. It is only one side saying: 'Silence my critics.'...It's only one side that is calling for silencing those they disagree with.'"
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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this is an obvious overcorrection that misleads the polling data and will lead to disaster in the Heartland. the results of tonight show that the Democrats should moderate: adopting two or at most three of the five pillars of Islam
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Tired: taco trucks on every corner
Wired: trans swimmers in every pool
November 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is a jumbled, word salad answer that means nothing.

It is part of the reason why Jefferies is so bad at his job. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
Hakeem Jeffries says Zohran Mamdani is not the future of the Democratic Party.
November 2, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I can’t believe our elites are going to force me to know who this person is for the next 20 to 40 years.
Semafor newsletter via @willsommer.bsky.social. I have expired. I am deceased.
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Maybe this sounds naive, but this is a shocking degree of open racism. Like a standard deviation above what we were previously dealing with (which was not the best).
October 27, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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this is exactly what's happening
The Fred Trump treatment. Give him a fake job while Miller draws up missile strike plans on fishermen.
October 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Bump
October 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM
No shit
October 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Go Birds, fuck ICE
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Part of the problem is the Thiel-types have an incomprehensible amount of hubris—they literally think they’re an expert on anything & everything, despite knowing minimally about it. &, of course, they’re the ones who *actually* live in a bubble surrounded by yes-men.
October 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No. No No. NO NO NO NO.
So, per reporting from Zeteo’s Asawin Suebsaeng, in today’s new ‘First Draft’ newsletter, Trump tried to get a newly-divorced Russ Vought, Project 2025 architect & now budget chief, laid at Mar-a-Lago.

The details are, ahem, as crude as you’d expect from Trump.
zeteo.com/p/trump-shit...
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
A fantastic, insightful piece on something that I’ve thought a lot about in our era of politics: why are there no penalties for openly lying or displaying enormous hypocrisy?

Thanks @eric-reinhart.com
Why Shame No Longer Works in American Politics
While it once played a role in binding society, shame has lost its power—and so have the liberal tools that depend on it.
newrepublic.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
These women are fuckin awesome. Honestly, the DNC should hire them to vet congressional candidates. Immediate subscribe. @ivehaditpodcast.bsky.social
"I think the Democratic base feels like there is a disconnect. We hear you, when you did your 25-hour speech, I was like go Cory, I love this, that is amazing.

And then there's a photo shoot with you with Benjamin Netanyahu, and I was just like, what in the actual fuck? It was heartbreaking."
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Unless and until some kind of compelling legal and moral argument is presented as to why this is a legitimate use of deadly force, this is just…mass murder.
The military has now killed 27 people as if they were enemy soldiers in a war zone and not criminal suspects. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...
U.S. Military Kills Another 6 People in 5th Caribbean Strike, Trump Says
www.nytimes.com
October 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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I read Caleb Nelson's piece on the removal power and I was taken with a reference he makes in the conclusion.
October 13, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Pope Leo is spitting.

www.npr.org/2025/10/09/n...
October 9, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Can I give Harrison Bader my groin for tomorrow
October 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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October 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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October 8, 2025 at 2:11 PM