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David Sebastian Kestrel
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Don’t Panic
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This year we had a normal Christmas so we played @amerrill2.bsky.social’s cameo from last year for my daughter Zoe. She’s one now so focused on maybe 50% of it. But every time we play it brings me to tears in a good way.
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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If Jews run the world then why was everything closed yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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This 20 years ago:

My then (and now) producer Mike Danforth and I were talking about “The Golden Compass,” and I wondered what my daemon would be. He said, “A small hairless dog that wishes it was Ira Glass’ daemon.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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For Anyones Eyes If They’re Interested (No Pressure)
Make a Bond film casual

The Spy Who Swiped Right On Me
Make a Bond film casual

Dr. Nah
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I certainly hope it comes to the attention of Griffy Newms that Mr. Michael Keaton Douglas has been honored among his home city’s inaugural Walk Of Fame. And that his name was misspelled “Micheal” on the plaque. @blankcheck.bsky.social
October 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Happy father's day to those who celebrate!
#cartoon #fathersday #orb
June 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
“Claim 8, you old hag!” #PissPig
June 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
…Doctor Who is gonna get cancelled, isn’t it?
May 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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I can't believe we have a Pope from Illinois. People from Chicago usually hate the Cardinals.
May 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Holds up
April 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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HERESY! They shall henceforth be banished from Wet Day celebrations.

As we’ve always said, ditch the ‘brellas and get soaked with the fellas!
It pains me to bring this up on this list joyous holiday, but @scottaukerman.bsky.social, I believe we need to condemn “Bus Stop” as an ANTI-Wet Day Carol.

Though the song does begin by mentioning Wet Day specifically, the lyrics go on to describe COWERING under a shared umbrella.
April 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This is a terrible idea; however, the move for a wholly independent judiciary and justice department, entirely separate from the executive, is not without merit. It’ll take an amendment.

And SCOTUS justices no longer appointed by Presidents
DOJ should be under SCOTUS, and the AG should be chosen by unanimous vote of all nine justices.
“A president ordering investigations of specific individuals whom he considers to be his political enemies is a remarkable breach of the traditional wall of separation between the White House and the Justice Department.”
Trump wants to be a dictator.
We must stop him.
April 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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I’m wearing my new special travel cap like a nerd.
April 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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English major comics
November 18, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Nicholson remains my favorite critic, not just for when I agree with her (yes, Dune 2!) but especially when I don’t.

You won’t find more elegant or persuasive film writing. That’s my take.
Here are my 100% biased heart-felt beliefs about what deserves to win the Oscars -- and what should have been nominated.

I stand by BETTER MAN as a Best Picture contender now and thru the rest of Robbie Williams' millennium. (If you've seen it, you get it!)

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Forget the pundits — here's what ought to win. And what should have gotten a chance
Some contenders seem to have their Academy Awards all sewn up, but in a perfect world, we'd rather it have gone this way — with several other titles in the mix.
www.latimes.com
February 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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🪳Tonight, on an all-new episode of Very Important People - David Hoyle Jr. (@paulftompkins.bsky.social) joins @vicmmic.bsky.social for an important convo on life above ground as a midnight louse.
February 13, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The #WeirdimonyAlimonyTony intro parody of #MonyMony is the highlight of the annual #AlimonyTonyValimonyShowny and I won’t hear a word against it. Not. One. @cbbworld.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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David Lynch shrine at the Bob’s Big Boy in Toluca Lake, one of his haunts.

(photo bt Ben Schwartz)
January 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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We still have a chance on this relatively new platform to change social media:

stop answering rhetorical questions
January 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Last year @scottaukerman.bsky.social & I had a disagreement about an aspect of Harold Hill’s scam in The Music Man. So we watched it together and recorded our findings. Thank you T. Azimuth
Schwitters youtu.be/ikr55Szinp0?...
CBB Presents The Music Man! with Scott Aukerman, Bing Lujo, & Dr. Bill Blondie
YouTube video by T. Azimuth Schwitters
youtu.be
January 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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No words right now.
January 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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We truly are on a road to nowhere.

youtu.be/C5eFB4cwCs4?...
We’ll take that ride.
YouTube video by Andy Merrill
youtu.be
January 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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One second from every episode of Twin Peaks.
September 15, 2024 at 11:38 AM
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🎶 it’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🎶

Counting down YOUR favorite episodes of the CBB fiscal year.
December 23, 2024 at 1:32 PM