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Nuyorican 🗽🇵🇷 exiliado de Alemania
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Why, for example, are there no caravans?
I don't know how a family and children can face all that rain and cold with just a piece of plastic
November 15, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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Woodchipper, feet first

He was just talking about the Melania sculpture www.foxnews.com/world/melani...
November 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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LinkedIn used to bum me out bc it seemed like every random acquaintance from college and law school was now Distinguished Chair of Theoretical Astrophysics Law at a Fortune 100 company.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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I genuinely hate Docker and this whole wave of containerization that's taken over every facet of software development. Too confused to learn something? Just download the image from Docker Hub, follow the one line of instructions, and then you're set!

Reality: when something goes sideways, and […]
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mastodon.social
November 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.

www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Is this good? It doesn't seem good.

"Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners."
Walgreens Cuts Pay for Hourly Store Workers After $10 Billion Buyout
Walgreens will no longer give many of its retail workers paid vacation time for Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays, as the company looks to cut costs under new owners.
www.bloomberg.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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“I did not create a pub crawl with people who barf in playgrounds.”

The secret history of Santacon, America’s most hated Christmas Party.
The secret history of Santacon, America’s most hated Christmas Party
A new documentary explores the booze-soaked and vomit-slicked gathering's radical roots.
www.motherjones.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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I will stand by, this remains the funniest mistranslation in manga localization history
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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El alcalde de Rincón, Carlos López, está instalando cámaras en la Reserva Marina Tres Palmas (y prontamente en el Bosque La Armonía) con el claro propósito de espiar a todo puertorriqueño que se manifieste u organice en contra del ecocidio y construcción ilegal que lleva a cabo.

#BlueskyPR
November 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Google AI is like an Eric Adams quote generator
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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New ring of Hell just dropped
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Hi, we are NOTHING MATTERS, a game development company out of Berlin and we make games for humans, by humans, about humans. Usually about killing them.

This week we will unveil our first game, "Insecta Vindicta" (Latin: "Insect Revenge") at Games Ground and we hope you'll check out our trailer. x
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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The far right is obsessed with Lord of the Rings and Musk keeps posting about "hobbits" because modern scientific racism owes more to fantasy worlds and gaming systems than genetic science, and they see both as effective mediums for right-wing propaganda www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Why Elon Musk Needs Dungeons and Dragons to Be Racist
The fantastical roots of “scientific racism”
www.theatlantic.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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La cerca de les ulleres afegeix imprevisibilitat a la vida quotidiana. Poden ser 15 o fins i tot 40 minuts, però després arribes suada, humiliada i tard als compromisos i això et fa anar per camins menys gastats. Valuosíssim.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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The frequency with which I lie to my dog is probably unacceptable.

Tonight: "I'm sorry, buddy, we aren't going outside right now. Outside actually doesn't exist anymore. There is no more outside that exists."
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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There was honestly a moment on Twitter where Elon's incompetence was just hilarious instead of terrifying
3 years ago Elon enabled the funniest day in Twitter history.
November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Having family over really messed up my weekend plans but I missed them, so actually I appreciate it.

I never got random pop ins back in Germany, and the one time I tried it, it ended badly 😐
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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In the light of day, this long-winded “we won by surrendering” take is even fucking stupider. Starting with the fact that the Democrats just retroactively took the blame for the shutdown.
I too was born yesterday.
Now for some levity and logic based in facts.
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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Your political loyalty must be to principles, not politicians! I don't know how to explain this basic thing to people who do not understand it.
October 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Franco didn't make the trains run on time either
“The disruptions from federal restrictions on flying at the nation’s busiest airports were challenging, but relatively contained this weekend. But the cuts are expected to grow in the coming days, threatening to wreak havoc for airlines and travelers as Thanksgiving approaches.”
Airport Disruptions May Get Worse This Week
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Leftists really have to prioritize public libraries in budget fights.
November 8, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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I believe in unions, but organized rats could be trouble. www.westsiderag.com/2025/11/09/h...
How Rumors Start on the Upper West Side
By Gary Martin I saw something about new garbage cans on the Upper West Side and thought not everyone was
www.westsiderag.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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This went viral overnight. Resist Libs lecturing me on the supposed necessity of watching cruelty porn.

I'm a trans woman in the US. Cruelty is part of the daily reality of me and my loved ones.

Stop watching videos and do something to help.

www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Stand with June: Legal and Housing Support Needed, organized by Kassandra Tomaras
June L. is a dear friend, a committed community-builder, a proud J… Kassandra Tomaras needs your support for Stand with June: Legal and Housing Support Needed
www.gofundme.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM