Dr. Starchberry
@drstarchberry.bsky.social
I'm a mystery AND a eligma.
(balls)
(balls)
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North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
June 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
North Korea out there calling balls and strikes.
Grubhub: you are not a nutritionist.
June 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Grubhub: you are not a nutritionist.
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That kitten in the, “Hang in there!” poster just said, “Fuck this shit,” and let go.
May 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
That kitten in the, “Hang in there!” poster just said, “Fuck this shit,” and let go.
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Whenever I see the bus coming up I imagine it singing a song to itself that goes like “fuck you I’m a bussssss”
May 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Whenever I see the bus coming up I imagine it singing a song to itself that goes like “fuck you I’m a bussssss”
I never knew. Not once.
April 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I never knew. Not once.
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Starting to think this administration never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation
April 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Starting to think this administration never watched Star Trek: The Next Generation
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Oof. We’ve fallen so far, so fast.
April 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Oof. We’ve fallen so far, so fast.
Been eating healthier lately…
April 8, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Been eating healthier lately…
My brain is drawn to the totally unnecessary “will smith” in the bottom left corner. He really does ruin everything he’s in these days.
April 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
My brain is drawn to the totally unnecessary “will smith” in the bottom left corner. He really does ruin everything he’s in these days.
I bet they aren’t sorry at all.
April 7, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I bet they aren’t sorry at all.
Thought this post was about the economy at first.
April 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Thought this post was about the economy at first.
Very clear and non-fighty explanation. Wish I had this even tone when I need it.
April 7, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Very clear and non-fighty explanation. Wish I had this even tone when I need it.
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This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
April 7, 2025 at 10:21 PM
This is Ripley. He was nervous about taking the stairs. May have panicked a bit. 12/10
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When the stock market crashes today, refer to it as Orange Monday.
April 7, 2025 at 11:12 AM
When the stock market crashes today, refer to it as Orange Monday.
Yeah, this.
i think and think
but thinking doesnt help
not right now
but thinking doesnt help
not right now
February 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yeah, this.
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I wish I wasn't living in interesting times.
February 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I wish I wasn't living in interesting times.
Catgirl Deb is best Deb.
February 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Catgirl Deb is best Deb.
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👇🏻👇🏻
Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.
February 15, 2025 at 7:26 PM
👇🏻👇🏻
I could use a bit of the “love signal” right about now.
On Valentine's Day, don't just say 'I LOVE YOU,' but shout your 'I BATLOVE YOU!'💖🦇
February 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I could use a bit of the “love signal” right about now.
Is Ass acre a form of measurement or what?
February 15, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Is Ass acre a form of measurement or what?
Anyone else notice the dictionary has way fewer words than real life?
February 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Anyone else notice the dictionary has way fewer words than real life?
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Come on people, look at the bright side. It's been a day or two since we had a fatal plane accident.
February 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Come on people, look at the bright side. It's been a day or two since we had a fatal plane accident.
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Right, let’s settle this once and for all!
February 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Right, let’s settle this once and for all!
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Deep Conversations with David Byrne | Space Ghost | adult swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
youtu.be
February 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Three isn’t gonna be enough.
“this will fix me,” I whisper as I quietly shove 3 large soft cookies into my face for my first meal of the day
February 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Three isn’t gonna be enough.