I'm James, I cook, I VFX.
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Visual Effects purveyor. Dad. Terrible musician. Cook. My opinions are my own. I started a remote VFX company 12 years ago. (he/him/a compositor)
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Seriously perfect pasta - Pesto pasta (making a pan sauce for perfection) #pasta #cookingchannel
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I make cooking videos in my spare time. It’s me, and the cooking. Not just one or the other. Even the Shorts on YT have me. So, there’s that, but come check it out. Subscribe. Enjoy it as I have time to make new videos.
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I like that Star Wars is finally using my username I came up with when I was 13.
January 22, 2026 at 10:52 PM
I like that Star Wars is finally using my username I came up with when I was 13.
The little noise the AirPod Pros make when you put them away is disconcerting. A quiet little trill... "My children you are home, beep boop."
January 22, 2026 at 8:27 PM
The little noise the AirPod Pros make when you put them away is disconcerting. A quiet little trill... "My children you are home, beep boop."
Love my client, but they are coming up with all new ideas for a CG build that were not part of the plan.
January 22, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Love my client, but they are coming up with all new ideas for a CG build that were not part of the plan.
I hope I outlive that fucker.
Robots to watch your kids. Sounds like his kind of parenting.
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
I hope I outlive that fucker.
Have you noticed how happy Trump is recently? He’s been smiling and even laughing over the last several months. I’m not sure if it’s the abject cruelty that’s hitting home or they have him on anti anxiety meds to ease him as he starts falling apart.
January 22, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Have you noticed how happy Trump is recently? He’s been smiling and even laughing over the last several months. I’m not sure if it’s the abject cruelty that’s hitting home or they have him on anti anxiety meds to ease him as he starts falling apart.
ChatGPT will talk your daughter into hanging herself, Grok will show you her nude corpse.
Doing great, fuckwits.
Doing great, fuckwits.
The OpenAI CEO fired back against Grok and Tesla.
Musk And Altman Clash Over AI Safety After Musk Says ‘Don’t Let Your Loved Ones Use ChatGPT’
The OpenAI CEO fired back against Grok and Tesla.
www.forbes.com
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
ChatGPT will talk your daughter into hanging herself, Grok will show you her nude corpse.
Doing great, fuckwits.
Doing great, fuckwits.
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ICE agents deployed to protect Greg Bovino's lucky charms
January 21, 2026 at 9:59 PM
ICE agents deployed to protect Greg Bovino's lucky charms
It takes a long time to code things up with AI... whatever they are expecting is weird. Like the shit it's good at, parsing data and stuff it does once in 2 minutes and then you are now stuck with more information and things you need to do. AI is being sold as a miracle and it's just not that
The disconnect between management and employee on AI usage is big. At the same time, CEOs are reporting they aren't seeing any revenue growth from AI.
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www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
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www.wsj.com/lifestyle/wo...
CEOs Say AI Is Making Work More Efficient. Employees Tell a Different Story.
How much time workers say the technology saves them on the job is vastly different from what executives report.
www.wsj.com
January 21, 2026 at 9:26 PM
It takes a long time to code things up with AI... whatever they are expecting is weird. Like the shit it's good at, parsing data and stuff it does once in 2 minutes and then you are now stuck with more information and things you need to do. AI is being sold as a miracle and it's just not that
Oh right, Trump thinks HUD is just about black people, so he takes the most incompetent black man they can find and make him the head of it.
Didn't they do that last time too?
Didn't they do that last time too?
Rep. Sherman exposes HUD Director Scott Turner for being totally out of his depth
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Oh right, Trump thinks HUD is just about black people, so he takes the most incompetent black man they can find and make him the head of it.
Didn't they do that last time too?
Didn't they do that last time too?
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Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos
BIDEN MADE A BILLION DOLLARS FROM A MEME COIN!
BIDEN STOLE OIL FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY AND IS PUTTING THE MONEY FROM THE SALE INTO PRIVATE ACCOUNTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONLY HE CONTROLS!
BIDEN STOLE OIL FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY AND IS PUTTING THE MONEY FROM THE SALE INTO PRIVATE ACCOUNTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONLY HE CONTROLS!
January 21, 2026 at 3:56 PM
BIDEN MADE A BILLION DOLLARS FROM A MEME COIN!
BIDEN STOLE OIL FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY AND IS PUTTING THE MONEY FROM THE SALE INTO PRIVATE ACCOUNTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONLY HE CONTROLS!
BIDEN STOLE OIL FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY AND IS PUTTING THE MONEY FROM THE SALE INTO PRIVATE ACCOUNTS IN THE MIDDLE EAST ONLY HE CONTROLS!
My business partner came over today and as he walked in he locked out security screen door deadbolt. Locking my wife out.
He lives in K Town. This is Burbank. I only lock the door at bed time. I don’t have a key to my house.
He lives in K Town. This is Burbank. I only lock the door at bed time. I don’t have a key to my house.
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 AM
My business partner came over today and as he walked in he locked out security screen door deadbolt. Locking my wife out.
He lives in K Town. This is Burbank. I only lock the door at bed time. I don’t have a key to my house.
He lives in K Town. This is Burbank. I only lock the door at bed time. I don’t have a key to my house.
"Sex at birth?"
Well, sort of, I came out of a vagina... It was my mom's so that's a little problematic, but I'm not sure what information you're looking for... "yes"?
Well, sort of, I came out of a vagina... It was my mom's so that's a little problematic, but I'm not sure what information you're looking for... "yes"?
January 20, 2026 at 4:05 AM
"Sex at birth?"
Well, sort of, I came out of a vagina... It was my mom's so that's a little problematic, but I'm not sure what information you're looking for... "yes"?
Well, sort of, I came out of a vagina... It was my mom's so that's a little problematic, but I'm not sure what information you're looking for... "yes"?
my wife said she got her mom a cake, a "six inch fruit basket."
I said, "I've been called worse by better people than you."
I said, "I've been called worse by better people than you."
January 20, 2026 at 3:44 AM
my wife said she got her mom a cake, a "six inch fruit basket."
I said, "I've been called worse by better people than you."
I said, "I've been called worse by better people than you."
Take over Greenland so we can tax them more and take away their healthcare, also lower their education standards, and resign them to an English only society.
I bet the love the idea.
I bet the love the idea.
January 20, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Take over Greenland so we can tax them more and take away their healthcare, also lower their education standards, and resign them to an English only society.
I bet the love the idea.
I bet the love the idea.
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To be frank, we should be revoking the incorporation (which you do via the Secretary of State in which the company’s headquarters reside) of every single company that supplies gear, or helps ICE to move or detain people.
This was used against UnoCal for their human rights violations in Myanmar.
This was used against UnoCal for their human rights violations in Myanmar.
January 19, 2026 at 7:53 AM
To be frank, we should be revoking the incorporation (which you do via the Secretary of State in which the company’s headquarters reside) of every single company that supplies gear, or helps ICE to move or detain people.
This was used against UnoCal for their human rights violations in Myanmar.
This was used against UnoCal for their human rights violations in Myanmar.
Do we have enough military to fight American's at home and allies abroad?
January 20, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Do we have enough military to fight American's at home and allies abroad?
January 20, 2026 at 12:23 AM
“Yes. Bring them all here. We have some nice camps for them.” - Stephen Miller.
So Trumps going to offer asylum to British Jews when he doesn’t even protect the people living here. He’s such a liar. He really could care less about Jewish people let alone anyone one other than himself. It’s all for show with him to make people think he cares. He doesn’t!!
January 19, 2026 at 9:20 PM
“Yes. Bring them all here. We have some nice camps for them.” - Stephen Miller.
So I’ll be famous for standing up to fascism?
Where do I sign up? How do I get on this list?
Where do I sign up? How do I get on this list?
Everyone is 12 theory of American politics remains strong.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
Furthermore, Minnesota is Canada.
January 19, 2026 at 9:17 PM
So I’ll be famous for standing up to fascism?
Where do I sign up? How do I get on this list?
Where do I sign up? How do I get on this list?
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If Putin had put an agent in the White House, what would he be doing differently than what trummp continues to do?
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 PM
If Putin had put an agent in the White House, what would he be doing differently than what trummp continues to do?
It’s a genetic “allergy” we can “taste” it and it tastes like death on our tongues. The only way we can have it is when the chemicals that we can taste are cooked out. Heat destroys whatever it is.
people HATE when i tell them i don't like celery. all my life ive hated the flavor of celery. it tastes wrong and weird and like borderline lynchian. and i can always tell when celery has been in something even if u take it out. it's a sicko flavor. and people hate me for speaking the truth
January 19, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It’s a genetic “allergy” we can “taste” it and it tastes like death on our tongues. The only way we can have it is when the chemicals that we can taste are cooked out. Heat destroys whatever it is.
Another death at Fort Bliss. How fast did the Nazis spin up the death camps?
January 19, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Another death at Fort Bliss. How fast did the Nazis spin up the death camps?
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To repeat:
Trump was hired by Russia to weaken America, and fuck over our alliance with Europe.
He wanted to break our democracy and make America just as corrupt as his gov’t, so he could say to his people, “See? Democracy isn’t better. You have no hope. Might as well stay with me.”
Trump was hired by Russia to weaken America, and fuck over our alliance with Europe.
He wanted to break our democracy and make America just as corrupt as his gov’t, so he could say to his people, “See? Democracy isn’t better. You have no hope. Might as well stay with me.”
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
To repeat:
Trump was hired by Russia to weaken America, and fuck over our alliance with Europe.
He wanted to break our democracy and make America just as corrupt as his gov’t, so he could say to his people, “See? Democracy isn’t better. You have no hope. Might as well stay with me.”
Trump was hired by Russia to weaken America, and fuck over our alliance with Europe.
He wanted to break our democracy and make America just as corrupt as his gov’t, so he could say to his people, “See? Democracy isn’t better. You have no hope. Might as well stay with me.”
Every interview with Kristi Gnome should always start with "and who are dressing up as today?"
January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Every interview with Kristi Gnome should always start with "and who are dressing up as today?"