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Dr Nifkin
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Oh god oh fuck
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Bluesky is like the Springfield the town of Springfield had to move to after Elon became the garbage commissioner of the original Springfield
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Does bluesky know that trump sucked off bill Clinton
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Time to check in at bluesky (X the everything app is down so no groupchats)
Hey everyone
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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These Epstein emails are getting insane
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Every Eagles Game
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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@veryimportant.lawyer really nailed it
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Happy roasted pumpkin seed day
November 1, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Nothing captures American life in 2025 better than Chair Company
I'm already in the tank for Tim Robinson but Chair Company reminds me of a Don DeLillo novel, I'm obsessed.
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Bluesky watching The Chair Company?
October 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Go birds, bluesky edition
October 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Imagine being 17, your little brother by your side, begging to speak to your dad as he’s dragged away. You may never see him again. And this is every day. Soul shattering, nightmarish stuff, never to be forgiven.
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday morning as his two sons watched, the older boy begging them not to hurt his father and tearfully asking for a chance to speak to him before they left.
As his two sons watch and cry, ‘Pa, te amo,’ federal agents arrest man outside of Naperville apartments
A Naperville man was hauled away by federal immigration agents Thursday as his two sons cried and begged for him not to be hurt.
trib.al
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Wasn’t there some major breakthrough with quantum computing in like January that basically proved a multiverse. You’d think we might have heard more about that
October 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
If you think of it, Coneheads and Lothar of the Hill People are the same basic gag in different premises
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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October 22, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ive been pan frying my sourdough discard with some everything bagel seasoning. Pretty good. Any other fun discard ideas?
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Since im not really on this site much what’s the etiquette here that a twitter user needs to know
October 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Ya can’t spell scum without cum

And send
October 24, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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i think this is the funniest* thing he's ever done, just on symbolism and optics alone.

*mitigating factor in the humor: this man does not intend to leave in 3 years
a live look at the demolition of the White House's East Wing for Trump's ballroom
October 22, 2025 at 6:54 PM
that's German for "The Jews The"
October 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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not sure i can support this guy now
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
October 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Trump is doing the president version of house flippers buying historic homes and painting all the crown molding white, Stuccoing over brick, and staining hardwood floors gray
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
if you're gonna fill in your nazi skull tattoo, probably should just do a new design on top of it
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 PM
AI is trying to replace the good parts of living so you can spend your time at the factory
October 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Don’t send them actblue links for starters
Listen, over 300+ people showed up for a No Kings protest in ANGOLA, INDIANA. There is a whole part of Indiana waiting to be activated. We have never been all red. So what are we going to do with that information? I wish I could say. But I have Hope.
Incredible. If you grew up in Indiana, you know what a big deal this is.
October 18, 2025 at 11:26 PM