drjayphd
drjayphd.bsky.social
drjayphd
@drjayphd.bsky.social
Bowl eligible.
Reposted by drjayphd
this really highlights an extremely important but oft overlooked aspect of the film industry: vomit hose guys need support, too
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
AI is the only technology that can protect us from Tim Allen's breasts
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
In our fictional dystopia for NIN’s “Year Zero,” Hollywood had been destroyed and rebuilt in Florida where it was strictly regulated by the state & overseen by Evangelical groups, so news was state propaganda and entertainment was sanitized pro-Christian content approved by the US Bureau of Morality
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
Jesus Christ they swallowed the whole shaft and the balls
I can’t fucking believe we’re doing this.
June 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
this used to be the home of alex jones productions and now it is a place where dogs go to learn manners, in case you're worried that progress isn't possible
June 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
🤼‍♂️
June 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
Gen Z/Alpha: the 2000s were cool we should bring some of that back

Millennials: ok, let us tell you about some of our fav-

Z/Alpha: *blasting creed and trying on low waisted jncos*

Millennials: no wait

The Govt: oh hell yeah! *frantically starts fabricating evidence of WMDs in the Middle East*
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Oh yeah, at @maffewgregg.bsky.social here.
May 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
March 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
The Clemson tiger is disappointed
March 20, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
February: I'm the shortest month.
February 2025: I SHALL LAST FOR 10,000 YEARS.
February 1, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I am once again insisting on an @edsbs.bsky.social (and the rest of the Shutdown Fullcast, really) and @iwriteok.bsky.social crossover.
Rotisserie chicken and 40k okay I can live with that
Saw this today & immediately thought of @edsbs.bsky.social
January 26, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Apparently "Let It Rock" is legally required to be played at all clubs, even goth ones. Fuck the heck?
January 26, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
it’s the end of the world as we know it
and i’m online :)
January 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
January 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
David Lynch movies: Surreal, nightmarish, otherworldly

David Lynch quotes:
January 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
one thing i’m stuck on is this idea that “masculine” energy means license to act like a chud in public, as opposed to more traditional notions of public masculinity, such as those that put a premium on the performance of integrity, honesty, honor and generosity.
January 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
January 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
I don't really use TikTok that much, but I find it fascinating that our government is on the verge of banning an app for national security reasons that are still unclear in the same week that Meta, the largest social media company, says it's now fine to hate LGBTQ people and call us mentally ill.
January 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
I am pretty tired of the way all my hard work making fun little Internet posts keeps putting power into the hands of dickholes.
January 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
plants are just like animals, except in the ways in which they are not.
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
just lost 30 grand
November 29, 2024 at 12:53 AM
Reposted by drjayphd
Lee: When Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson was up for confirmation or when VP Harris was added to the ticket, they called them DEI hires. They want you to believe that Harvard graduate with over 20 years of experience is not qualified but Fox personality is qualified to run the DOD
November 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by drjayphd
November 15, 2024 at 6:49 PM