Drewfully Noted
@drewcarrymore.bsky.social
He/Him - Strong like moose, clever like moose. If you are from work and see this account, no you didn't. Opinions are my own
ACAB, free Palestine, trans rights are human rights, land back
ACAB, free Palestine, trans rights are human rights, land back
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got those summer shorts on
August 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
got those summer shorts on
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many people have forgotten this
August 11, 2025 at 5:40 AM
many people have forgotten this
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I'm going to get a little political here:
Juice is just water and stuff
July 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'm going to get a little political here:
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We don't ask for much. All we really want is a good book, a pet sleeping at our feet, and some precedented times.
July 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
We don't ask for much. All we really want is a good book, a pet sleeping at our feet, and some precedented times.
Me, gently kissing my friend on the back of the neck: Hey man good to see you
The guy at the urinal next to us: hey wtf
The guy at the urinal next to us: hey wtf
June 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me, gently kissing my friend on the back of the neck: Hey man good to see you
The guy at the urinal next to us: hey wtf
The guy at the urinal next to us: hey wtf
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cognitive dissonance canceling headphones
May 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
cognitive dissonance canceling headphones
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What To Know About ‘Sinners’
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
May 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Sinners’
theonion.com/what-to...
theonion.com/what-to...
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Nice restaurants love to have a dessert called like “Milk and Cereal” or “Donuts and Coffee” and it’s their little take on what if those things cost nineteen dollars.
May 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Nice restaurants love to have a dessert called like “Milk and Cereal” or “Donuts and Coffee” and it’s their little take on what if those things cost nineteen dollars.
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Store manager: you've worked here 13 years and only just now decided to move up with the company, why the change?
Me, looking around at the burning embers that used to be an economy: idk man just feeling really passionate about bulk goods lately
Me, looking around at the burning embers that used to be an economy: idk man just feeling really passionate about bulk goods lately
May 2, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Store manager: you've worked here 13 years and only just now decided to move up with the company, why the change?
Me, looking around at the burning embers that used to be an economy: idk man just feeling really passionate about bulk goods lately
Me, looking around at the burning embers that used to be an economy: idk man just feeling really passionate about bulk goods lately
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Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada
insanely funny to have the likely future Prime Minister of Canada just take my chart and intentionally crop out the watermark where I say I made it lmao
April 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Let this be a warning to you all: nobody steals my charts and gets to be Prime Minister of Canada
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You shouldn't have to pay taxes if you did something useful to society, like Podcasting.
April 13, 2025 at 6:44 AM
You shouldn't have to pay taxes if you did something useful to society, like Podcasting.
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she’s ready get to get back out there
I just misread this as “newly divorced” and I can’t stop laughing.
March 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
she’s ready get to get back out there
Kit posting, they're so little!!!!
March 18, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Kit posting, they're so little!!!!
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dst stands for dbullshit savings tdumb
March 9, 2025 at 9:50 AM
dst stands for dbullshit savings tdumb
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I posted this when I almost bled out and had to get taken to the ER and got 3 emergency transfusions, never let almost dying stop you from posting
I miss that @cara.city post that went "they say you never know what you've got until it's gone and that's never truer than it is for blood"
January 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I posted this when I almost bled out and had to get taken to the ER and got 3 emergency transfusions, never let almost dying stop you from posting
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waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
January 9, 2025 at 4:37 PM
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
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If you think disabled people:
Need to “try harder” to survive
Can magically find money where none exists
Are exaggerating the lack of help available
Are getting needs met by the government
Read this 👇🏼
The government just raised 25k to protect one of their own 🧵/1
Need to “try harder” to survive
Can magically find money where none exists
Are exaggerating the lack of help available
Are getting needs met by the government
Read this 👇🏼
The government just raised 25k to protect one of their own 🧵/1
Politicians of all political stripes raise $25,000 to move former MPP Lorenzo Berardinetti out of homeless shelter
Lorenzo Berardinetti, the former city councillor and MPP who became homeless last year, is getting $25,000 to go toward renting and furnishing an apartment.
www.thestar.com
January 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you think disabled people:
Need to “try harder” to survive
Can magically find money where none exists
Are exaggerating the lack of help available
Are getting needs met by the government
Read this 👇🏼
The government just raised 25k to protect one of their own 🧵/1
Need to “try harder” to survive
Can magically find money where none exists
Are exaggerating the lack of help available
Are getting needs met by the government
Read this 👇🏼
The government just raised 25k to protect one of their own 🧵/1
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skeet is millennial cringe which is why bluesky posts will henceforth be known as skibidis
December 31, 2024 at 6:00 AM
skeet is millennial cringe which is why bluesky posts will henceforth be known as skibidis
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Rolling up to family court and parking in the judge’s spot like
December 27, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Rolling up to family court and parking in the judge’s spot like
Fluffy ending
zoom into this image. whatever you land on will be your 2025.
December 29, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Fluffy ending