Dr. Doog
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Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
December 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Was talking to a kid and she’d never heard of cooties. What a lucky generation. All those cooties shots worked.
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December 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there
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ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
November 18, 2023 at 3:39 PM
ADAM: oh look the McRib is back
EVE: stop calling me that
EVE: stop calling me that
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Babe: Pig in the City. #PokemonLegendsZA
October 20, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Babe: Pig in the City. #PokemonLegendsZA
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oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
October 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
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Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
September 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Don't apologise for your dog showing up during the Zoom, apologise for hiding him all this time
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MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
August 31, 2024 at 3:53 AM
MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
PETER PARKER: it’s ben
MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me
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Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
August 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
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They're always diverting power from systems to other systems on Star Trek. I tried diverting power from my microwave to my toaster oven and the doctor at the burn center called me a bathroom word
August 30, 2025 at 4:38 PM
They're always diverting power from systems to other systems on Star Trek. I tried diverting power from my microwave to my toaster oven and the doctor at the burn center called me a bathroom word
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[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
August 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
[writing the constitution]
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president"
Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that
Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down
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Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata
American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one
American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one
August 9, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Blue Jay: My scientific name is Cyanocitta cristata
American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one
American Robin: Oh that's beautiful, I don't know mine, not sure if I have one
Started watching the trailer for this new Pixar movie called "Hoppers" and I haven't made it past the very first shot.
Is Beaverton University where @thebeaverton.com writers go to school? 😂
Is Beaverton University where @thebeaverton.com writers go to school? 😂
July 16, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Started watching the trailer for this new Pixar movie called "Hoppers" and I haven't made it past the very first shot.
Is Beaverton University where @thebeaverton.com writers go to school? 😂
Is Beaverton University where @thebeaverton.com writers go to school? 😂
Ever wonder what happens when a blue shell meets an 18-wheeler? #MarioKartWorld
July 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Ever wonder what happens when a blue shell meets an 18-wheeler? #MarioKartWorld
It’s time we talked about the homeless epidemic in the Mushroom Kingdom. #MarioKartWorld
June 9, 2025 at 4:38 PM
It’s time we talked about the homeless epidemic in the Mushroom Kingdom. #MarioKartWorld
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Brought grandpa to the Switch 2 event
June 3, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Brought grandpa to the Switch 2 event
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by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%
June 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
by carefully mixing 10% cream with 1% skim milk, you can unlock forbidden milk percentages the government doesn't want you to know about, like 7.725%
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Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
May 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Carney to Trump: "There are some places that are never for sale ... having met with the owners of Canada over the course of the campaign, it's not for sale. It won't be for sale ever."
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Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine
April 23, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Someone on Threads noticed you can type any random sentence into Google, then add “meaning” afterwards, and you’ll get an AI explanation of a famous idiom or phrase you just made up. Here is mine