Dr. Lil
@dr-lily-cook.bsky.social
She/her. Funny mom, research scientist, American. Just my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctxxrfbp4pen3btrczbdsbv4/feed/aaajki6h3lqmi
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Dr. Lil
@dr-lily-cook.bsky.social
· Nov 27
I fear I will be best remembered not for my contributions to science but for creating the term “procrasturbation.”
My body: “UGH why are you like this?”
January 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My body: “UGH why are you like this?”
Update: we can now add “testing the sharpness of a hunting knife by stabbing it into the couch” to the list.
In the past 24 hours, I I have had to explicitly ask 11 not to:
- start a fire on the living room rug
- draw on my face using permanent marker
- use fireworks to blow up the gingerbread house we just spent 2 hours creating together
- start a fire on the living room rug
- draw on my face using permanent marker
- use fireworks to blow up the gingerbread house we just spent 2 hours creating together
December 8, 2024 at 12:02 AM
Update: we can now add “testing the sharpness of a hunting knife by stabbing it into the couch” to the list.
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There is no reason for Connecticut to be spelled like that and I'm tired of pretending there is
December 7, 2024 at 10:00 PM
There is no reason for Connecticut to be spelled like that and I'm tired of pretending there is
In the past 24 hours, I I have had to explicitly ask 11 not to:
- start a fire on the living room rug
- draw on my face using permanent marker
- use fireworks to blow up the gingerbread house we just spent 2 hours creating together
- start a fire on the living room rug
- draw on my face using permanent marker
- use fireworks to blow up the gingerbread house we just spent 2 hours creating together
December 7, 2024 at 8:29 PM
In the past 24 hours, I I have had to explicitly ask 11 not to:
- start a fire on the living room rug
- draw on my face using permanent marker
- use fireworks to blow up the gingerbread house we just spent 2 hours creating together
- start a fire on the living room rug
- draw on my face using permanent marker
- use fireworks to blow up the gingerbread house we just spent 2 hours creating together
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If you don't like your own posts, I can only assume you have low self esteem and need help
December 7, 2024 at 5:20 AM
If you don't like your own posts, I can only assume you have low self esteem and need help
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only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
December 7, 2024 at 2:28 AM
only idiots rob banks. i rob zoos. i have 47 meerkats
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ask your doctor if doctors are right for you. make them self conscious. question their motives. die unnecessarily young and smug
December 7, 2024 at 1:59 AM
ask your doctor if doctors are right for you. make them self conscious. question their motives. die unnecessarily young and smug
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Liam Neeson's Taken except it's a baby trying to get its nose back
December 5, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Liam Neeson's Taken except it's a baby trying to get its nose back
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biking the same path twice call it recycling
December 6, 2024 at 4:19 AM
biking the same path twice call it recycling
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I don't use Spotify but to prove I don't think I'm morally superior because of it, I will be publishing a list of the top recyclable objects I threw in the trash this year because it was more convenient.
December 5, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I don't use Spotify but to prove I don't think I'm morally superior because of it, I will be publishing a list of the top recyclable objects I threw in the trash this year because it was more convenient.
What in the AI-generated hellscape is this
December 5, 2024 at 7:08 AM
What in the AI-generated hellscape is this
Me, an intellectual:
December 5, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Me, an intellectual:
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talk to your kids about drugs
learn which drugs are cool you don’t wanna be a nerd parent
learn which drugs are cool you don’t wanna be a nerd parent
December 5, 2024 at 2:39 AM
talk to your kids about drugs
learn which drugs are cool you don’t wanna be a nerd parent
learn which drugs are cool you don’t wanna be a nerd parent
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My bologna has a third foreboding name which we do not speak of or spell in song.
December 5, 2024 at 5:28 AM
My bologna has a third foreboding name which we do not speak of or spell in song.
Bluesky: In a throuple to fulfill my muppets kink. My day job is running a socialist collective which I fund by blogging about marmalade.
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Bluesky: In a throuple to fulfill my muppets kink. My day job is running a socialist collective which I fund by blogging about marmalade.
Can’t decide if this means shirts intended for cats, shirts made out of cats, or shirts with cats on them, but you know really any of them are great menswear options.
More men should wear cat shirts.
December 5, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Can’t decide if this means shirts intended for cats, shirts made out of cats, or shirts with cats on them, but you know really any of them are great menswear options.
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Leopards eating faces is a pre-existing condition
December 5, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Leopards eating faces is a pre-existing condition
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[ sitting under a big tent, a guy with a top hat is shouting, an elephant walks by, a clown hits me with a huge inflatable hammer ]
her: I said my love language was acts of *service*
me: ohhhhh
her: I said my love language was acts of *service*
me: ohhhhh
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 AM
[ sitting under a big tent, a guy with a top hat is shouting, an elephant walks by, a clown hits me with a huge inflatable hammer ]
her: I said my love language was acts of *service*
me: ohhhhh
her: I said my love language was acts of *service*
me: ohhhhh
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Performing the caffeination ritual to summon the will to live.
December 5, 2024 at 12:24 AM
Performing the caffeination ritual to summon the will to live.
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damn girl are you a ceiling fan because i don’t know how to turn you on
December 3, 2024 at 5:15 AM
damn girl are you a ceiling fan because i don’t know how to turn you on