Jaywalking enthusiast
@doyouevenfoldbro.bsky.social
not the right kind of mentally ill to be a good poster
Air so bad you can taste it
February 2, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Air so bad you can taste it
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Fuck ICE, and fuck anyone who won't say Fuck ICE.
February 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Fuck ICE, and fuck anyone who won't say Fuck ICE.
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Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.
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Need some sort of pill I can take to stop knowing anything
January 31, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Need some sort of pill I can take to stop knowing anything
The purge but only for people emailing Epstein
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The purge but only for people emailing Epstein
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love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
January 29, 2026 at 6:39 PM
love when there’s a newspaper profile of some psychopath that points out they allow themselves “a lone vice, like a single cup of black coffee in the morning.” personally I am a bundle of trash glued together by vices. they’re all load-bearing
I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery, but there will be signs
January 28, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I wouldn’t tell anyone I won the lottery, but there will be signs
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The conservative nightmare: Muslim mayor recommending his constituents use public services to read gay Canadian smut
January 25, 2026 at 7:28 PM
The conservative nightmare: Muslim mayor recommending his constituents use public services to read gay Canadian smut
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burn them all. straight to hell.
January 24, 2026 at 6:28 PM
burn them all. straight to hell.
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“abolish ICE” does not even begin to capture the type of change that needs to occur here
January 24, 2026 at 3:28 AM
“abolish ICE” does not even begin to capture the type of change that needs to occur here
extra humiliating day to be a cop
🚨✈️ BREAKING: In -20° weather, over 100 clergy and faith leaders were arrested at MSP Airport as they gathered in peaceful, prayerful resistance to demand airlines stand with Minnesotans and say #ICEOutOfMN.
#DeICEFlights #ICEOutForGood #DayOfTruthAndFreedom
#DeICEFlights #ICEOutForGood #DayOfTruthAndFreedom
January 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
extra humiliating day to be a cop
aging 🤝 hot girls
having various mystery bruises on your body
having various mystery bruises on your body
January 23, 2026 at 8:43 PM
aging 🤝 hot girls
having various mystery bruises on your body
having various mystery bruises on your body
jd vance
can’t keep it in his pants
when the cussy so plush
and velvet
can’t keep it in his pants
when the cussy so plush
and velvet
January 23, 2026 at 8:31 PM
jd vance
can’t keep it in his pants
when the cussy so plush
and velvet
can’t keep it in his pants
when the cussy so plush
and velvet
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
January 23, 2026 at 3:20 PM
participating in the general strike by being kind of shit at my job
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He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
Teams needs a labeler
[doesn’t wash hands after using bathroom]
[doesn’t wash hands after using bathroom]
January 20, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Teams needs a labeler
[doesn’t wash hands after using bathroom]
[doesn’t wash hands after using bathroom]
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why can’t someone just pay me a bunch of money to do whatever i want all day
January 14, 2026 at 3:06 PM
why can’t someone just pay me a bunch of money to do whatever i want all day
They should invent an air quality that doesn’t kill you
January 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
They should invent an air quality that doesn’t kill you
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Every fart is a gamble that one day we all eventually lose at
January 8, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Every fart is a gamble that one day we all eventually lose at
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your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
your very existence is troubling, enraging, and distracting as hell for some of the shittiest people on earth so no, i’m afraid you may not kill yourself rn
(Jay-Z voice) big poopin
January 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
(Jay-Z voice) big poopin
My body yearns to be in bed at 8 pm
January 7, 2026 at 4:04 AM
My body yearns to be in bed at 8 pm
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is