Doc Walrus
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Insufferable leftist | FREE PALESTINE
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Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”
June 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Bill Clinton’s just chilling in his living room, watching ICE kidnappings on tv, when the sex pest election trouble alarm goes off in his kitchen. “Not cuomo,” he says to himself. “Not another member of the brotherhood”
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My primary opponent is openly supporting a war crime that brings the world closer to a nuclear meltdown.
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I support Israel’s right to defend itself against an existential threat from Iran, whose regime leads a terror empire and violates nuclear nonproliferation commitments. Diplomacy has failed to halt Iran’s nuclear ambitions. If Israel’s actions delay Iran’s nuclear breakout, we are all safer.
I support Israel’s right to defend itself against an existential threat from Iran, whose regime leads a terror empire and violates nuclear nonproliferation commitments. Diplomacy has failed to halt Iran’s nuclear ambitions. If Israel’s actions delay Iran’s nuclear breakout, we are all safer.
June 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My primary opponent is openly supporting a war crime that brings the world closer to a nuclear meltdown.
I'm not sure if I agree with this. If the admin wanted a pretense to expand police power and enable more overt brutality, they might start a fight they initially lose to create the narrative they want. The community should still fight back, but I'm not sure ICE wasn't expecting or planning for this
The fact they chose California as the flash point is also an indicator that they don't think these things through
LA has like 4M+ people. Sending every single ICE officer is ~20K, LAPD is 9K, LASD is 10K. Going in at 100:1 manpower – leaving zero bodies for literally anything else – is foolish
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LA has like 4M+ people. Sending every single ICE officer is ~20K, LAPD is 9K, LASD is 10K. Going in at 100:1 manpower – leaving zero bodies for literally anything else – is foolish
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Not enough personnel to do martial law
The secret of American law enforcement is that most people voluntarily follow most laws most of the time
If that changes for a significant %, things get overstretched very fast
The secret of American law enforcement is that most people voluntarily follow most laws most of the time
If that changes for a significant %, things get overstretched very fast
June 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'm not sure if I agree with this. If the admin wanted a pretense to expand police power and enable more overt brutality, they might start a fight they initially lose to create the narrative they want. The community should still fight back, but I'm not sure ICE wasn't expecting or planning for this
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hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
Periodic reminder that nazis cannot get themselves elected. In order for a nazi to get elected, moderates like this dipshit have to reduce morality to "polite vs. impolite" and sanewash the nazi's insane actions to make them seem reasonable.
I saw this disruption. And it's NOT acceptable. It's not noble or brave or decent or chic. Legislatures are where we go to solve our problems. From my perspective, this isn't any different from a Jan 6 situation on a smaller scale.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
#NZPol #Auspol #PAHouse
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/m...
#NZPol #Auspol #PAHouse
New Zealand MPs who performed haka in parliament given unprecedented punishment
Co-leaders of Te Pāti Māori and its youngest member to be temporarily suspended from parliament after performance protesting controversial bill
www.theguardian.com
May 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Periodic reminder that nazis cannot get themselves elected. In order for a nazi to get elected, moderates like this dipshit have to reduce morality to "polite vs. impolite" and sanewash the nazi's insane actions to make them seem reasonable.
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Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Every extra hour that ICE spends facing off with activists is an hour they can't spend kidnapping other people.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
Every extra minute ICE has to spend contingency planning around activists and neighbors, every extra officer ICE has to put on a kidnap squad, is a drain on their efficiency.
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I wrote something about how we're seeing the rise of the online "alpha male." This is someone who speaks in clipped imperatives, squeezes into tight suits, and performs for our feed. They present a vision of masculinity shaped by politics, tech, and 100 years of cultural history 🧵
April 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I wrote something about how we're seeing the rise of the online "alpha male." This is someone who speaks in clipped imperatives, squeezes into tight suits, and performs for our feed. They present a vision of masculinity shaped by politics, tech, and 100 years of cultural history 🧵
One (of several) thinks I'm thinking after that Trump clip: The next Democratic President, if there is one ever again, will deport more US citizens to El Salvador than Trump did. And they'll do it simply because the previous administration did it
April 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
One (of several) thinks I'm thinking after that Trump clip: The next Democratic President, if there is one ever again, will deport more US citizens to El Salvador than Trump did. And they'll do it simply because the previous administration did it
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Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
April 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Pro-natalists: you need to have at least 10 kids
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
Normal people: why, are you expecting half of them to die before puberty due to lack of modern health and sanitation?
Pro-natalists: you're never gonna believe what we also advocate
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do you ever get the feeling you’re being stalked by a hobby you don’t yet participate in
April 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
do you ever get the feeling you’re being stalked by a hobby you don’t yet participate in
non-monogamous in the sense that not one person will fuck you on this thing
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 5:41 PM
non-monogamous in the sense that not one person will fuck you on this thing
I can tell right-wingers know right from wrong because they choose wrong so consistently and so enthusiastically. But moderates seem like they literally do not have a moral compass. Like absolutely no concept of right and wrong
I’ve come to the conclusion that some of the watermelon ISIS folks are upset because they knew the orange demon would be worse. They just assumed there were enough people to save them from their purity bs vote and non-votes.
They won’t admit it though.
They won’t admit it though.
March 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I can tell right-wingers know right from wrong because they choose wrong so consistently and so enthusiastically. But moderates seem like they literally do not have a moral compass. Like absolutely no concept of right and wrong
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[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
March 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
[hegseth] Just CONFIRMED w/CENTCOM we are a GO for mission launch.
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
[friend who once got a text from hegseth where he accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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George: they hate crimed me, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
March 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
George: they hate crimed me, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
Jerry: they hate crimed you?
George: painted a big old orange dick on my car, Jerry!
Jerry: they hate crimed you because you're a-
George: a Tesla-American, Jerry!
Kramer, bursting in holding a can of orange spray paint: hey how's it going
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
March 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.
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10 years ago, there was a huge panic about ethics in game journalism. This lead to an insane and extensive series of events culminating in the global rise of hypernationalist far-right politics. In this essay i’d like to—
February 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
10 years ago, there was a huge panic about ethics in game journalism. This lead to an insane and extensive series of events culminating in the global rise of hypernationalist far-right politics. In this essay i’d like to—
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2027: Army Cybertruck on Autopilot plows through Forward-Deployed Containerized Burger King (FDCBK) in Ontario, killing 17 officers including a 5-star General
February 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
2027: Army Cybertruck on Autopilot plows through Forward-Deployed Containerized Burger King (FDCBK) in Ontario, killing 17 officers including a 5-star General
The replies are all liberals cheering on genocide lmao I hate this country
February 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
The replies are all liberals cheering on genocide lmao I hate this country
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i need someone to feed me with the Cat Pill Shooter Pet Piller
Gun Dog Pill Shooter
Gun Dog Pill Shooter
January 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
i need someone to feed me with the Cat Pill Shooter Pet Piller
Gun Dog Pill Shooter
Gun Dog Pill Shooter