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Number 197: Patriot Straw, a straw that stands against the wokeness of paper straws by being made out of the bones of sea lions
February 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Number 204: bulletproof toilet paper
February 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
This should be a mass-produced bumper sticker
How many of the liberals complaining about today's mass shooting even know that the A in AR-15 stands for?
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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he looks like he got all dressed up for a christmas party that nobody else went to because they heard he was invited
December 4, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Alex Horton, one of the two Washington Post reporters who broke the story, has been a participant in more violent combat than Pete Hegseth by an order of magnitude.

It's not a coincidence that he got the scoop.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?

HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 5:01 PM
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What are your top non-screen ways to keep an 11 month old baby entertained or at least not screaming on a long flight?
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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I think there are a lot of reasons Mamdani can go to the White House and stand with Trump grinning for photos without much pushback while a lot of other Dems could never: he’s exceptionally charismatic, he does it without giving an inch, but the biggest one is simply credibility. People trust him.
November 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I spent lots of time chatting with the Nazi bot on Nazi dot com and giving ad revenue to the world’s richest Nazi in order to create these screenshots that you’ll hate. Enjoy
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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I think one of the attractions of British spy stuff is that American spy stuff tends too much to the fascist. Le Carré can write about stoic bureaucrats with failing marriages, Tom Clancy has to write about karate champions who end up as the president.
November 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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This is a beautiful story, written with care by my talented colleague Jim Higgins. www.jsonline.com/story/life/2...
Before she loses her hearing, this teenager has a bucket list of sounds she wants to hear
Teenager Ella Coonen is rapidly losing her hearing. "The Sound of a Bucket List" is documenting her effort to hear great sounds while she can.
www.jsonline.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Every few months Jewish conservatives are shocked anew to learn that many of their allies are Nazis.
November 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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The DOJ has the chance to do the funniest thing.
October 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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It's finally out there! My annual list of Milwaukee's Top 25 Restaurants dropped today. This year sees some newcomers, some decades-old icons and the spots that push our city's dining scene forward. www.jsonline.com/story/entert...
October 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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“Southeast Asians” 😳🤣 # iykyk
October 19, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Every ai video sucks because they’re never more than their prompts, you’re like ‘yeah that’s a video of a dinosaur eating chips whilst skateboarding,” but like that’s it - you could just post your prompt and it’d be the same. But every real piece of film contains MORE than just its script
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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People gathered for pro-democracy protests across the country today.
Photos: Scenes from the No Kings Protests
People gathered for pro-democracy protests across the country today.
n.pr
October 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Number 185: Alpha Cheese, a cheese made for men from the milk of men
February 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Number 142: Respect Child, a service where billionaires can listen to pre-recorded AI messages in the voice of their children to say things like “you were always there for me” and “I respect you as a human being”
February 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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Number 137: a Captain America movie where Captain America says that both sides had some good points in WW2
February 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Number 132: fortune cookies that automatically enter your lucky numbers into lottery tickets
January 31, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Number 126: a taser that people who live in affluent areas can use against the homeless that yells out “I am really a good person” as it tases the homeless
January 21, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Number 116: Haribro Gummis that are gummies for men only and come in flavors like “uncooked steak” and “Kentucky whiskey”. The only color of gummi is “gun metal”
January 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Number 81: Freedom2O the unapologetic unwoke water

Edit: sorry forgot this already exists
November 28, 2024 at 4:43 AM