Number 197: Patriot Straw, a straw that stands against the wokeness of paper straws by being made out of the bones of sea lions

Number 204: bulletproof toilet paper

Took the easy way out instead of cutting the pomegranate and getting the seeds, I see

he looks like he got all dressed up for a christmas party that nobody else went to because they heard he was invited

All EVs on US roads have adopted the flush mounted door handles, have they not? Except older versions of Leaf and Bolt?

Philip you're awesome but please alt-text

Number 185: Alpha Cheese, a cheese made for men from the milk of men

Number 142: Respect Child, a service where billionaires can listen to pre-recorded AI messages in the voice of their children to say things like “you were always there for me” and “I respect you as a human being”

Number 137: a Captain America movie where Captain America says that both sides had some good points in WW2

Number 132: fortune cookies that automatically enter your lucky numbers into lottery tickets