Dale Thompson
@dingo6.bsky.social
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British people love saying, "what are you doing in my flat? i'm ringing the police"
January 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
British people love saying, "what are you doing in my flat? i'm ringing the police"
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vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me
May 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
vampire sticking a key into my thigh to shotgun me
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(cop getting rammed by ten cars) hold your fire boys, none of these drivers are armed
this is the least believable thing i have ever read
October 5, 2025 at 7:00 AM
(cop getting rammed by ten cars) hold your fire boys, none of these drivers are armed
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What fucking Tubi movie am I living in?
War is peace, freedom is slavery, regulation is the antichrist.
Peter Thiel: strict AI regulation will summon the antichrist
This is a real thing Peter Thiel told a group of tech professionals recently.
www.theverge.com
September 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What fucking Tubi movie am I living in?
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Move over, Hemingway
July 24, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Move over, Hemingway
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rip to these guys but this is the funniest thing i've seen all day. the canadian government insists on killing 500 ostriches instead of working toward real solutions, such as putting every other bird on the continent in jail
May 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
rip to these guys but this is the funniest thing i've seen all day. the canadian government insists on killing 500 ostriches instead of working toward real solutions, such as putting every other bird on the continent in jail
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I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
June 3, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
Whatever you think you’re too old to start, in five years you’ll wish you had started five years ago
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Whatever you think you’re too old to start, in five years you’ll wish you had started five years ago
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the headless horseman is a nasty dude for sure but i would also place a lot of blame on that horse of his. that's really who's ultimately calling a lot of the shots
April 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
the headless horseman is a nasty dude for sure but i would also place a lot of blame on that horse of his. that's really who's ultimately calling a lot of the shots
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Incredible bio, as far as bots go
April 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Incredible bio, as far as bots go
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for the homies in the back:
April 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
for the homies in the back:
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the hand that feeds probably tastes so fucking good...
April 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
the hand that feeds probably tastes so fucking good...
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Saved you a click: it’s grurple
Five people—three researchers and two test subjects—have just seen a color no human has ever seen before.
Only Five People Have Seen This New Impossible Color
Researchers discover a new color outside the range of human color vision, but you have to laser your retinas to see it
www.scientificamerican.com
April 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Saved you a click: it’s grurple
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
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what started as a bitter feud with another patient at the hospital has in time become a healthy rivalry. for me anyway. i've been sabotaging his treatment so he's still really sick lol
April 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
what started as a bitter feud with another patient at the hospital has in time become a healthy rivalry. for me anyway. i've been sabotaging his treatment so he's still really sick lol
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Kid: Dad why are the mountaintops white?
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
March 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Kid: Dad why are the mountaintops white?
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
Guy from Neutral Milk Hotel: I'll tell you when you're older
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Yeah, that’s probably it.
The U.S. slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report — 24th — in part because Americans are eating alone more than ever.
Americans Are Unhappier Than Ever. Solo Dining May Be a Sign.
The United States slipped to its lowest ranking ever in the World Happiness Report, in part because more Americans are eating alone. Once again, the Finns came out on top.
www.nytimes.com
March 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Yeah, that’s probably it.
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sushi restaurant advertising ethical takoyaki made with only the stupidest octopuses
March 20, 2025 at 10:40 PM
sushi restaurant advertising ethical takoyaki made with only the stupidest octopuses
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March 20, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
August 7, 2023 at 6:38 AM
(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao
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[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
December 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
[I get home to find a note on the refrigerator that says "I'm leaving and i'm taking the kids"]
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit
me: [unplugs fridge from power outlet] you're not going anywhere, you piece of shit