Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.

"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard

All the Epstein emails are like

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:16 AM, Larry Summers wrote:
Have you seen the latest news? Get the popcorn ready…

On Tue, November 21, 2017 at 8:18 AM, jeffrey E. <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote:
Pop cofn taste good .

just learning about the united states democratic party

It’s time for him to step aside.

I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.

Disney should make officially branded Simpsons quote tombstones for population of rapidly aging gen x and Millennials

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital.

CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one

PELOSI: Take the shot

You're finally awake! That was a pretty big bump of ket you did. What? X? The Department of Government Efficiency? What are you talking about? Get up, we're about to land on Little Saint James

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

this is you btw

Dems look like they're bidding on fascism at a silent auction

they simultaneously dream of powerful men telling them what to do and of being hailed as brave by others for occasionally - but only occasionally - defying it

In american politics you are Unserious if you say things like "Health care should be free" and then this is what comes out of the mouths of Serious people

NYPD: we found a book called Moby Dick at the encampment, which is proof that the protesters are planning to ram the university with a whale.

I think I straight up fucking broke it lol RIP Grumbo