David Fisher
@dfishstats.bsky.social
Principal Research Fellow, MRC Clinical Trials Unit at UCL, London. Medical statistician and meta-analysis methodologist. profiles.ucl.ac.uk/6604
Likes: cycling, hiking, maps, maths, whimsy. 90s-00s sad indie kid. Leftie woke blob adjacent.
Likes: cycling, hiking, maps, maths, whimsy. 90s-00s sad indie kid. Leftie woke blob adjacent.
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For those wondering how you get on and off a penny-farthing.
*A guy walking by said to his companion, “That looks incredibly dangerous.” 😅
*A guy walking by said to his companion, “That looks incredibly dangerous.” 😅
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
For those wondering how you get on and off a penny-farthing.
*A guy walking by said to his companion, “That looks incredibly dangerous.” 😅
*A guy walking by said to his companion, “That looks incredibly dangerous.” 😅
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
www.apmreports.org
November 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
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We’re going to see more of this ridiculous “they’re cancelling Christmas” narrative.
It’s basically Rage-Bait LAW from the 12th November, just as soon as Poppy Rage is over.
Try not to get sucked in👍🏼
It’s not good for your blood pressure to get so angry about imaginary problems
12/15
It’s basically Rage-Bait LAW from the 12th November, just as soon as Poppy Rage is over.
Try not to get sucked in👍🏼
It’s not good for your blood pressure to get so angry about imaginary problems
12/15
November 8, 2025 at 3:58 PM
We’re going to see more of this ridiculous “they’re cancelling Christmas” narrative.
It’s basically Rage-Bait LAW from the 12th November, just as soon as Poppy Rage is over.
Try not to get sucked in👍🏼
It’s not good for your blood pressure to get so angry about imaginary problems
12/15
It’s basically Rage-Bait LAW from the 12th November, just as soon as Poppy Rage is over.
Try not to get sucked in👍🏼
It’s not good for your blood pressure to get so angry about imaginary problems
12/15
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I'm just asking questions.
November 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm just asking questions.
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‘Study after study shows that students want to develop these critical thinking skills, are not lazy, and large numbers of them would be in favor of banning ChatGPT and similar tools in universities’, says @olivia.science www.ru.nl/en/research/...
‘Opposing the inevitability of AI at universities is possible and necessary’ | Radboud University
Since the widespread release of ChatGPT in December of 2022, AI has taken over much of the world by storm – including academia. Most of this happened with very little pushback, despite a myriad of iss...
www.ru.nl
November 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
‘Study after study shows that students want to develop these critical thinking skills, are not lazy, and large numbers of them would be in favor of banning ChatGPT and similar tools in universities’, says @olivia.science www.ru.nl/en/research/...
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#Museum30
We're Amberley Museum and Heritage Centre.
We have been Amberley Chalk Pits and Amberley Working Museum.
We're in a disused chalk quarry on the South Downs.
We tell the story of the chalk pits and lime burning and host a wide selection of craft and industrial exhibitions.
We're Amberley Museum and Heritage Centre.
We have been Amberley Chalk Pits and Amberley Working Museum.
We're in a disused chalk quarry on the South Downs.
We tell the story of the chalk pits and lime burning and host a wide selection of craft and industrial exhibitions.
November 1, 2025 at 9:57 AM
#Museum30
We're Amberley Museum and Heritage Centre.
We have been Amberley Chalk Pits and Amberley Working Museum.
We're in a disused chalk quarry on the South Downs.
We tell the story of the chalk pits and lime burning and host a wide selection of craft and industrial exhibitions.
We're Amberley Museum and Heritage Centre.
We have been Amberley Chalk Pits and Amberley Working Museum.
We're in a disused chalk quarry on the South Downs.
We tell the story of the chalk pits and lime burning and host a wide selection of craft and industrial exhibitions.
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Tolkien fought in the Battle of the Somme. He saw the horrors of war, and the moments of bravery and fear within it up close.
And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness.
Musk is everything he hated.
And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness.
Musk is everything he hated.
October 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tolkien fought in the Battle of the Somme. He saw the horrors of war, and the moments of bravery and fear within it up close.
And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness.
Musk is everything he hated.
And after all that. ALL that. He wrote Lord of the Rings. He declared true bravery and masculinity to be love, friendship and humbleness.
Musk is everything he hated.
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It should be called Hurricane Exxon.
To understand the climate connection to Hurricane Melissa, check out our real-time attribution page at @climatecentral.org: www.climatecentral.org/tropical-cyc...
"Climate change made the ocean temperatures along Melissa's path 500 to 900 times more likely."
"Climate change made the ocean temperatures along Melissa's path 500 to 900 times more likely."
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
It should be called Hurricane Exxon.
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The hypocrisy of Reform going on TV to allege that certain groups are constantly over represented on TV is truly epic.
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 AM
The hypocrisy of Reform going on TV to allege that certain groups are constantly over represented on TV is truly epic.
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Happy #WorldStatisticsDay! 🎉 Celebrating the power of data and statistical thinking to drive discovery, research, and real-world impact across math, science, and beyond.
October 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Happy #WorldStatisticsDay! 🎉 Celebrating the power of data and statistical thinking to drive discovery, research, and real-world impact across math, science, and beyond.
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It’s World Statistics Day! 📊
We join institutions worldwide to celebrate this year’s theme “Quality statistics and data for everyone”. Statistics underpin all of our work. We’re committed to safeguarding their quality and providing trustworthy data for public debate.
We join institutions worldwide to celebrate this year’s theme “Quality statistics and data for everyone”. Statistics underpin all of our work. We’re committed to safeguarding their quality and providing trustworthy data for public debate.
October 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
It’s World Statistics Day! 📊
We join institutions worldwide to celebrate this year’s theme “Quality statistics and data for everyone”. Statistics underpin all of our work. We’re committed to safeguarding their quality and providing trustworthy data for public debate.
We join institutions worldwide to celebrate this year’s theme “Quality statistics and data for everyone”. Statistics underpin all of our work. We’re committed to safeguarding their quality and providing trustworthy data for public debate.
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Here's to World Statistics Day 📊
Yes that's right, we've already got our eye on wrapping up 2025.
#RStats #Statistics #Statssky #DataScience
Yes that's right, we've already got our eye on wrapping up 2025.
#RStats #Statistics #Statssky #DataScience
October 20, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Here's to World Statistics Day 📊
Yes that's right, we've already got our eye on wrapping up 2025.
#RStats #Statistics #Statssky #DataScience
Yes that's right, we've already got our eye on wrapping up 2025.
#RStats #Statistics #Statssky #DataScience
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I didn't expect to be proven right quite so fast. But i'm delighted i have been.
Khan's low emissions/climate stuff has been incredibly brave. Even in London a significant percentage of voters have car-brain.
It's made him a bogeyman outside of London to a lot of people as much as his religion.
Khan's low emissions/climate stuff has been incredibly brave. Even in London a significant percentage of voters have car-brain.
It's made him a bogeyman outside of London to a lot of people as much as his religion.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I didn't expect to be proven right quite so fast. But i'm delighted i have been.
Khan's low emissions/climate stuff has been incredibly brave. Even in London a significant percentage of voters have car-brain.
It's made him a bogeyman outside of London to a lot of people as much as his religion.
Khan's low emissions/climate stuff has been incredibly brave. Even in London a significant percentage of voters have car-brain.
It's made him a bogeyman outside of London to a lot of people as much as his religion.
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Ten years ago today.
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ten years ago today.
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Neurologically speaking, there's no such thing as 'useless' subjects or 'rip-off' degrees
Insisting we should only teach useful subjects is like saying science should only do research that gives positive results
If you honestly believe that's how anything works, *your* education was the wasted one
Insisting we should only teach useful subjects is like saying science should only do research that gives positive results
If you honestly believe that's how anything works, *your* education was the wasted one
October 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Neurologically speaking, there's no such thing as 'useless' subjects or 'rip-off' degrees
Insisting we should only teach useful subjects is like saying science should only do research that gives positive results
If you honestly believe that's how anything works, *your* education was the wasted one
Insisting we should only teach useful subjects is like saying science should only do research that gives positive results
If you honestly believe that's how anything works, *your* education was the wasted one
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My favourite Jilly Cooper story is recounted in Graham Hoyland's 2013 book Last Hours on Everest. What a trooper.
October 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
My favourite Jilly Cooper story is recounted in Graham Hoyland's 2013 book Last Hours on Everest. What a trooper.
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They should be seeking permission from the autistic community before they dick around with the quiz schedule
October 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
They should be seeking permission from the autistic community before they dick around with the quiz schedule
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It’s not “partisan” to defend science, evidence, and objective reality.
It’s partisan to attack science, evidence, and objective reality, to benefit your political “team.”
That’s true with climate science, with vaccinology, & with evidence-based city-building, all of which are being attacked.
2/2
It’s partisan to attack science, evidence, and objective reality, to benefit your political “team.”
That’s true with climate science, with vaccinology, & with evidence-based city-building, all of which are being attacked.
2/2
October 7, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It’s not “partisan” to defend science, evidence, and objective reality.
It’s partisan to attack science, evidence, and objective reality, to benefit your political “team.”
That’s true with climate science, with vaccinology, & with evidence-based city-building, all of which are being attacked.
2/2
It’s partisan to attack science, evidence, and objective reality, to benefit your political “team.”
That’s true with climate science, with vaccinology, & with evidence-based city-building, all of which are being attacked.
2/2
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Heading to #ESMO2025 in Berlin?
Make sure you catch the latest updates from our #ClinicalTrials in prostate, ovarian & kidney cancer, plus the STOPCAP meta-analysis.
Check out the full list of our posters & presentations in the image below 👇
@myesmo.bsky.social
Make sure you catch the latest updates from our #ClinicalTrials in prostate, ovarian & kidney cancer, plus the STOPCAP meta-analysis.
Check out the full list of our posters & presentations in the image below 👇
@myesmo.bsky.social
October 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Heading to #ESMO2025 in Berlin?
Make sure you catch the latest updates from our #ClinicalTrials in prostate, ovarian & kidney cancer, plus the STOPCAP meta-analysis.
Check out the full list of our posters & presentations in the image below 👇
@myesmo.bsky.social
Make sure you catch the latest updates from our #ClinicalTrials in prostate, ovarian & kidney cancer, plus the STOPCAP meta-analysis.
Check out the full list of our posters & presentations in the image below 👇
@myesmo.bsky.social
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A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
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(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
🧵
October 6, 2025 at 9:11 AM
A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
🧵
(uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??)
🧵
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In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time:
October 2, 2025 at 3:17 PM
In honor of National Poetry Day, the greatest parody rewrite of all time: