Dan Fabulich
dfabulich.bsky.social
Dan Fabulich
@dfabulich.bsky.social
I work at https://www.choiceofgames.com/
FAB-you-litch. he/him
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The word "cool" has been cool since the 1920s, and it's still cool today. "Cool" has outlived "hip," "happening," "groovy," "fresh," "dope," "swell," "funky," "bad," "clutch," "epic," "fat," "primo," "radical," "bodacious," "wicked," "ace," "bitchin'," "smooth," and "fly."
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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It's interesting how monopolies are not only sustained by cutting off competition, but also supporting others (without endangering market control) in ways that appear altruistic or pro-competition--making it harder to unwind

danfabulich.medium.com/all-four-maj...

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All four major web browsers are about to lose 80% of their funding
Google pays for 80%+ of the development budget of all major web browsers, and soon, the US will force Google to stop supporting their…
danfabulich.medium.com
May 1, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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oh thank god. wait
January 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Luigi.

Luigi who?

Congratulations! You’ve been selected for an upcoming jury trial
December 21, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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(I’m controlling a Pacific Rim jaeger mechsuit, psychically linked with another pilot in the drift)

Co-Pilot: For the love of god, stop thinking the DuckTales theme
December 12, 2024 at 4:21 AM
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Reviewing copyeditor changes and tried to leave a comment saying "MUCH BETTER THANK YOU!"

Instead I typed "MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!"

Oops. Sorry, @laura-hirsb.bsky.social. Even the revised sentence can't be better *than* you.
December 11, 2024 at 11:01 PM
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Sorry I put aviator sunglasses on the baby Jesus in your nativity scene and started singing “Highway to the manger zone.”
December 10, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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“Many?” Really?

MANY cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse?

Sir, I believe that you know precisely one. And we ALL know that one.
December 3, 2024 at 9:08 PM
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Interviewer: what's your biggest weakness?

Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure
November 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
November 21, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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If I’m reading their lips correctly, it looks like my neighbors are having an argument about the creepy guy next door.
November 15, 2024 at 9:44 PM
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I would love to tell you about the times vaccines prevented me from getting sick, but every time it happens, I don’t notice. I just keep feeling well.

Neither do you.

Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.
November 15, 2024 at 11:20 AM
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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I’m sorry for the late email reply. If it’s helpful, I thought about it constantly for days. “I’ll email them tomorrow,” I recited every night like a Hail Mary or evening prayer. Begging for a salvation I could not type.
September 27, 2024 at 11:45 PM
The word "cool" has been cool since the 1920s, and it's still cool today. "Cool" has outlived "hip," "happening," "groovy," "fresh," "dope," "swell," "funky," "bad," "clutch," "epic," "fat," "primo," "radical," "bodacious," "wicked," "ace," "bitchin'," "smooth," and "fly."
November 14, 2024 at 5:24 PM