FAB-you-litch. he/him
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
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Who’s there?
Luigi.
Luigi who?
Congratulations! You’ve been selected for an upcoming jury trial
Who’s there?
Luigi.
Luigi who?
Congratulations! You’ve been selected for an upcoming jury trial
Co-Pilot: For the love of god, stop thinking the DuckTales theme
Co-Pilot: For the love of god, stop thinking the DuckTales theme
Instead I typed "MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!"
Oops. Sorry, @laura-hirsb.bsky.social. Even the revised sentence can't be better *than* you.
Instead I typed "MUCH BETTER THAN YOU!"
Oops. Sorry, @laura-hirsb.bsky.social. Even the revised sentence can't be better *than* you.
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MANY cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse?
Sir, I believe that you know precisely one. And we ALL know that one.
MANY cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse?
Sir, I believe that you know precisely one. And we ALL know that one.
Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure
Dwayne Johnson: *sweating nervously* certainly not paper that's for sure
Neither do you.
Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.
Neither do you.
Public health, when it’s working, is invisible.