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Just John
@devonicle.bsky.social
One dog, make unknown.
Does electronics and farm stuff when not Doing electronics and farm stuff.
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Just watching the luge
February 8, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace.”
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 12:33 PM
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More satire for today's events:
January 4, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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My son bought me what I thought was a drill. Turned out to be a toblerone gaffer-taped to a bottle of Bailey’s.
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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I got ‘the look’ 😬🌳
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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"Aye, the sirens," says the lighthouse keeper, picking a bit of tobacco from his beard. "Some nights, when the wind is just so, I swear I can hear 'em singing." "What do they sing?" I prod him. A faraway look in his eyes, he says in a voice barely above a whisper, "Tubthumping."
September 9, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Please, my cat, he very sick.
September 4, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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58 years ago today we discovered we weren’t alone in the universe. Six *actual* flying saucers landed across southern England along a ley line, providing CONCLUSIVE PROOF at long last.

Well... 🧵
September 4, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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August 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Splendid. Just splendid.

Cilla Black, with her voice like a fire in a Pet Shop.
I once tweeted that Cilla Black had a voice like two skinheads kicking a banjo up the A19.
A few days later I was followed by Dionne Warwick.
bsky.app Bluesky @bsky.app · Jul 17
what's the most random interaction you've ever had with a celebrity?
July 19, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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April 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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14-min analysis:

*Reality: No longer an alliance between US and #Europe

*Threats of #Trump and his “attack dog” #JDVance to #Greenland, #Canada, and #Panama as well as their general shakedown of #tariffs

*How Trump’s posture as wanna-be autocrat and bully is sapping US power around the world
March 30, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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Fascism means never having to say you’re sorry.
March 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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The latest crazy just proves what we all know. They are discussing everything on Signal to avoid any discovery or FOIA or archival laws. So illegal but here we are.
March 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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It would be bad enough to see your country destroyed by an evil genius. But an evil moron, that's just embarrassing.
March 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Venn
March 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Peter KKK's Car Share
March 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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Two women are in the pub. One says, 'Have you heard of the Bechdel Test?'
The other says, 'Yeah, my boyfriend told me about it.'
March 11, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
February 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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You're at a party but have never seen an armchair before, so style it out to avoid seeming unsophisticated.
Or
Upon delivery of a sofa you bought on Ebay, you realise you read the measurements incorrectly, and now refuse to acknowledge your mistake, insisting that this is precisely what you wanted.
March 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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I think you'll find that Big Ben is actually the name of the bell.
March 9, 2025 at 8:33 AM