Dave Williams
@devilvalleycelt.bsky.social
The human embodiment of the phrase “if I must”
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Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Disturbing to hear the scientist has rejected all criticism of genetically engineering ducks to have twice as thick layers of under-feathers. They doubled down.
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Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
September 10, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
Some good news amidst all the darkness
Australia's humpback whales are doing so well that their population is expected to reach carrying capacity and plateau in the near future--they have not just reached but exceeded pre-whaling numbers. For this to happen with such a long-lived, slow-reproducing species is near miraculous. #goodnews
These whales were hunted to 150 individuals. Now there are 50,000 of them
Once hunted almost to extinction, the population of humpback whales currently migrating down Australia's east coast has bounced back and is now greater than before whaling.
www.abc.net.au
October 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Some good news amidst all the darkness
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October 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
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Sunrise in Jezero Crater, Mars, 4 September, 2022.
October 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sunrise in Jezero Crater, Mars, 4 September, 2022.
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They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
October 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
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Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms
September 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Call me a prude if you want to, but I do think it's really weird to use your conference speech to list your favourite wanking euphemisms
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Just gonna leave this here
September 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Just gonna leave this here
I doubt this is actually true, but I really hope it is because the idea makes me chuckle
August 5, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I doubt this is actually true, but I really hope it is because the idea makes me chuckle
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Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
August 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
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Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
November 14, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Sonic the Hedgehog gets his appendix out
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Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
July 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is that the hieroglyph for Divorce
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"Scrooge!" Marley wailed, "three spirits will manifest before you on this night."
"One of them will be Greg Wallace wearing a sock over his cock." Marley continued, apologetically. "He says it's an autism thing."
"That sounds..." Scrooge began.
"Yes, it's absolute nonsense." Marley agreed.
"One of them will be Greg Wallace wearing a sock over his cock." Marley continued, apologetically. "He says it's an autism thing."
"That sounds..." Scrooge began.
"Yes, it's absolute nonsense." Marley agreed.
What does he mean, he's been 'manifesting' for years? Like, appearing to people as a spirit?
July 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"Scrooge!" Marley wailed, "three spirits will manifest before you on this night."
"One of them will be Greg Wallace wearing a sock over his cock." Marley continued, apologetically. "He says it's an autism thing."
"That sounds..." Scrooge began.
"Yes, it's absolute nonsense." Marley agreed.
"One of them will be Greg Wallace wearing a sock over his cock." Marley continued, apologetically. "He says it's an autism thing."
"That sounds..." Scrooge began.
"Yes, it's absolute nonsense." Marley agreed.
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Hear me out here: pangolins are nothing more than the Clangers' warrior caste...
July 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Hear me out here: pangolins are nothing more than the Clangers' warrior caste...
An actual shower of shite. I’ve not done any matching drill for thirty years, but I’d bet the house on my being better than this shambling mob…
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.
CINEMATIC
CINEMATIC
June 15, 2025 at 11:37 AM
An actual shower of shite. I’ve not done any matching drill for thirty years, but I’d bet the house on my being better than this shambling mob…
Well, quite.
June 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Well, quite.
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starting a “barely legal” onlyfans which is just videos of cars doing 29.9mph in a built-up area
May 30, 2025 at 12:31 PM
starting a “barely legal” onlyfans which is just videos of cars doing 29.9mph in a built-up area
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It was right there…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
May 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It was right there…
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...