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I draw and write stuff on deusexjuice.blogspot.com
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Yes I'm be cute a lot
December 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
"memory, agent starling, is what I have instead of a view," he said in between bites of a salad with too much dressing,
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Sources claim Rice stated he was "this many years old" while holding up both hands and "loves pasgetti"
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle

The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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lmfao
This was the official objection, from Maxwell Rice, a former Republican candidate for #IL09, who filed objections to several candidates this cycle

The hearing was this morning at 9 a.m.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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barring some sort of society-wide denazification effort I am basically not at all interested in reintegrating anyone involved in this administration after it all comes crashing down. if someone comes to me with DOGE on their resume I will tell them to fuck off until my dying day
December 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Again, going through it
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 AM
ME: but I makea the pizza dough
GRIM REAPER: ALL ARE BORN TO PERISH
ME: I'm born to makea the pizza
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
JUDGE: The allegations against you not making pizza are numerous and well-sourced. What say you to these charges?
ME: I makea the pizza
JUDGE: Not according to your accusers
ME: I makea the pizza dough
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Lol
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Going w the one I have on file recently
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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no i do not want to give you my email for 10% off. and furthermore, I don’t think i should have to click a button that says “i’m a dumb bitch” to indicate that. you’re a website that sells blankets and you can’t speak to me like that.
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Saw a loser truck in town yesterday. The chuds are spreading faster than I fear
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
MICHAEL CERA: I think I've grown tougher since my heydays in the late 2000s. I have a wife and kid now
TACO BELL EMPLOYEE: So you DO want the crunch wrap with mild sauce?
MC: oh gosh no. I'll have one ice cube
November 30, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Pitch: normal Haribo commercial with adults talking like kids, etc. The Haribo song is replaced by a gutteral roar and accompanying graphic: "AVARICE"
November 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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nbd sobbing over this pic of a firefighter rescuing someone’s cat from the hong kong fire
November 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Blah blah blah
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I should be Katy Perry's HR rep, that way I can tell her to stop
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Blue frame glasses wearing shoes
November 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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i have something to say
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 AM