I mean, it's right there
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I draw and write stuff on deusexjuice.blogspot.com
I draw and write stuff on deusexjuice.blogspot.com
Greg Bovino, in 1984: "This growth in my sweating underloos is concerning. Why does it happen when I cry"
January 29, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Greg Bovino, in 1984: "This growth in my sweating underloos is concerning. Why does it happen when I cry"
I don't know anything about yellowjackets but I was told by a trusted source that one of them dies of woke poisoning
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 AM
I don't know anything about yellowjackets but I was told by a trusted source that one of them dies of woke poisoning
Its as though voting for the caricature of a rich asshole was a bad idea to begin with
January 29, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Its as though voting for the caricature of a rich asshole was a bad idea to begin with
I've seen less people rocking the maga hat as of late, save for a few elderly people who are clearly not altogether there. Less cars with that dumbass decal of president fatfuck, less enthusiasm for the piece of shit in general
January 29, 2026 at 6:57 AM
I've seen less people rocking the maga hat as of late, save for a few elderly people who are clearly not altogether there. Less cars with that dumbass decal of president fatfuck, less enthusiasm for the piece of shit in general
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This is always the correct response to Cruz regardless if he's right or not
January 25, 2026 at 4:43 PM
This is always the correct response to Cruz regardless if he's right or not
There's nothing I can say that won't get me in trouble on here so
January 24, 2026 at 8:26 PM
There's nothing I can say that won't get me in trouble on here so
I would wish a very painful STD upon every member of ICE if I weren't so sure a great number of them have one already
January 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I would wish a very painful STD upon every member of ICE if I weren't so sure a great number of them have one already
I owe you one DeusExBagel
January 24, 2026 at 10:17 AM
I owe you one DeusExBagel
I've been saying this about the Hindenburg at every party I show up uninvited to and everyone looks at me as if I'm not totally correct
Vance on the economy:
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I've been saying this about the Hindenburg at every party I show up uninvited to and everyone looks at me as if I'm not totally correct
I'm an American and my thousand apologies for what my dumb homeland continues to do
January 21, 2026 at 7:42 PM
I'm an American and my thousand apologies for what my dumb homeland continues to do
Is there even a point in waking up tomorrow
January 21, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Is there even a point in waking up tomorrow
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
I'm a pretty thing when I put my mind to it
January 18, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I'm a pretty thing when I put my mind to it
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rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
November 2, 2025 at 7:20 PM
rip in advance to Scott "Mr Dilbert" Adams who is perhaps most famous for writing a now-deleted four part blog post where he attempted to hypnotize his readers into nutting and asked them to email him after they have nutted to tell him about the nut.
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
www.tumblr.com/manlethotlin...
As a once would-be collector of Dilbert comics I claim inheritance of the rights and properties of Dilbert. I will make Dilbert go to jail. The triangle hair lady will be promoted. The dingus with the glasses will die of malnutrition. The boss will have kawaii hair
January 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
As a once would-be collector of Dilbert comics I claim inheritance of the rights and properties of Dilbert. I will make Dilbert go to jail. The triangle hair lady will be promoted. The dingus with the glasses will die of malnutrition. The boss will have kawaii hair
Dilbert died from mange
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Dilbert died from mange
Crystal math
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Crystal math
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Skedaddling back to the car like a kicker who just missed the extra point
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Skedaddling back to the car like a kicker who just missed the extra point
Someone: I don't feel bitter at all. Maybe older, probably less funny but I don't carry resentment for anybody, especially when I'm where I want to be in my life personally and professionally
Someone else: you can hear the contempt in his voice
Someone else: you can hear the contempt in his voice
January 10, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Someone: I don't feel bitter at all. Maybe older, probably less funny but I don't carry resentment for anybody, especially when I'm where I want to be in my life personally and professionally
Someone else: you can hear the contempt in his voice
Someone else: you can hear the contempt in his voice
I require ninety eight fifteen- second windows of time to sort out your goddamn problems
January 9, 2026 at 9:37 AM
I require ninety eight fifteen- second windows of time to sort out your goddamn problems
There's nothing Walton goggins' forehead can't encompass
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
There's nothing Walton goggins' forehead can't encompass
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BREAKING: JD Vance's diaper has just been soiled and he is NOT letting the white house staff change him. He's reportedly running around their legs giggling but gets mad and screams NO when someone tries to grab him. This is a developing story
January 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
BREAKING: JD Vance's diaper has just been soiled and he is NOT letting the white house staff change him. He's reportedly running around their legs giggling but gets mad and screams NO when someone tries to grab him. This is a developing story
Jonathan Ross is an English television presenter trending right now over some skid mark fuck sharing his name
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Jonathan Ross is an English television presenter trending right now over some skid mark fuck sharing his name
Seems like a lot of problems in this era could be solved or put on the road to solving once somebody's balls grow three times their size and did the justifiable
January 8, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Seems like a lot of problems in this era could be solved or put on the road to solving once somebody's balls grow three times their size and did the justifiable