Det. Crashmore
@detcrashmore.bsky.social
Chicago
Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?
Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?
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Do you really think I'm not ready to break down The Age of Innocence like an NBA roster. Do you think I won't do that at the drop of a hat. Do you think I don't sit around all day longing for someone to ask me the question
November 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Do you really think I'm not ready to break down The Age of Innocence like an NBA roster. Do you think I won't do that at the drop of a hat. Do you think I don't sit around all day longing for someone to ask me the question
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i’m not trying to come across as a guy who’s got it all figured out but, if the blair witch tried to make me stand facing a basement corner my first and immediate response is “blair witch, i’m not going to do that”
September 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i’m not trying to come across as a guy who’s got it all figured out but, if the blair witch tried to make me stand facing a basement corner my first and immediate response is “blair witch, i’m not going to do that”
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Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
July 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Paul McCartney's mother forbade him from listening to The Beatles when he was growing up. "It wouldn't make sense," she'd say. "It doesn't make any sense.."
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The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
July 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The only Happy Gilmore two I’m interested in are Lorelei & Rory!
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Folks did you know you can just tell your library to buy stuff for you? Pretty incredible power you have tbh
@jasonkirk.fyi Thank you for suggesting getting my local library to order your book. They came through, I checked it out and finished it today. 300 pages of all the emotions. Bravo, good sir.
July 12, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Folks did you know you can just tell your library to buy stuff for you? Pretty incredible power you have tbh
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I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
July 4, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I don't get why you have to call my wife *librarian ignores me while on phone* "your husband is here trying to check out a book about ramps"
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my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon
June 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my most important opinion is that all regional pizzas are vital parts of the overall pizza ecosystem. you hate chicago deep dish? then you hate pizza. you hate provel cheese? you hate pizza. you hate little caesar? he is the emperor. show some respect. all pizza is canon
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NBA fan: Why are these west coast teams playing at noon on Sunday.... doesn't make any sense
Georges, the #1 NBA fan in Belgium: What a treat for Georges
Georges, the #1 NBA fan in Belgium: What a treat for Georges
May 12, 2025 at 11:49 AM
NBA fan: Why are these west coast teams playing at noon on Sunday.... doesn't make any sense
Georges, the #1 NBA fan in Belgium: What a treat for Georges
Georges, the #1 NBA fan in Belgium: What a treat for Georges
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I’m the guy who endorsed Waingro on LinkedIn for “Not Getting It On Unless He Has To”
April 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’m the guy who endorsed Waingro on LinkedIn for “Not Getting It On Unless He Has To”
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social , Speed is on (the dashboard )
April 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hey @celebrityhottub.bsky.social , Speed is on (the dashboard )
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coffee would help me close. what a stupid movie
January 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
coffee would help me close. what a stupid movie
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Indiana Bowl today
December 20, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Indiana Bowl today
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college football was started in 2018 by the shutdown fullcast community. it's just so cool to see what was once a running gag on a podcast evolve into its own universe. honestly it's probably bigger than the podcast at this point
December 7, 2024 at 8:26 PM
college football was started in 2018 by the shutdown fullcast community. it's just so cool to see what was once a running gag on a podcast evolve into its own universe. honestly it's probably bigger than the podcast at this point
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sure, running a marathon is a huge physical accomplishment but have you ever tried to take your jacket off in the car
December 30, 2023 at 10:32 PM
sure, running a marathon is a huge physical accomplishment but have you ever tried to take your jacket off in the car
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Finished the new decorations *just* in time for December.
December 1, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Finished the new decorations *just* in time for December.
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(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
November 19, 2024 at 4:53 PM
(lying) of course i would love to be proven wrong
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Neat (1994)
October 2, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Neat (1994)
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if I committed a defensive three seconds violation and saw Anne Hathaway roll her eyes in disgust I would never be able to live with myself. I might just walk straight into the river
November 14, 2024 at 1:34 AM
if I committed a defensive three seconds violation and saw Anne Hathaway roll her eyes in disgust I would never be able to live with myself. I might just walk straight into the river
Well this sucks
November 11, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Well this sucks
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Many hamburgers to you.
November 7, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Many hamburgers to you.