Det. Crashmore
@detcrashmore.bsky.social
Chicago
Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?
Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican Poncho, or a Sears Poncho?
Also very funny to lose your job after it took people a month to see you yelling “look at me! “
November 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Also very funny to lose your job after it took people a month to see you yelling “look at me! “
Probably a vermouth drunk
November 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Probably a vermouth drunk
This fuckin rocks
November 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
This fuckin rocks
Yes misdemeanors are usually tried a bit quicker than First Degree Murders
November 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Yes misdemeanors are usually tried a bit quicker than First Degree Murders
I’m Jewish, but it provides me enormous comfort that the Pope has absolutely discussed how much he hates Jerry Reinsdorf
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I’m Jewish, but it provides me enormous comfort that the Pope has absolutely discussed how much he hates Jerry Reinsdorf
Please tell him he really should have called Scott first when season 2 got picked up. He’ll understand.
October 27, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Please tell him he really should have called Scott first when season 2 got picked up. He’ll understand.
lol that’s not what activist investor means
October 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
lol that’s not what activist investor means
Read the article.
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Read the article.
We’ve all fucked up filing a pleading
October 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
We’ve all fucked up filing a pleading
If you played Madden on Super Nintendo instead of Sega I genuinely feel bad for you
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If you played Madden on Super Nintendo instead of Sega I genuinely feel bad for you
No they are just bad at winning
October 20, 2025 at 8:47 PM
No they are just bad at winning
This is shameful and amazing
October 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is shameful and amazing
Why do you think it’s necessary to legitimize a group of people with an ideology devoted to seeing the government hurt people they don’t like ?
October 18, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Why do you think it’s necessary to legitimize a group of people with an ideology devoted to seeing the government hurt people they don’t like ?
Trying to imagine a person who would voluntarily listen to this
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Trying to imagine a person who would voluntarily listen to this
Tim Heidecker’s fake stand up persona did not perform at the festival. This is satirical.
October 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Tim Heidecker’s fake stand up persona did not perform at the festival. This is satirical.
Using AI to draft pleadings is bad enough. But you’re an Atty using AI to write a a brief in 2025, there is a 100% chance you know about the penchant for fake citations. How do you not at least double check the cases to see if they exist.
October 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Using AI to draft pleadings is bad enough. But you’re an Atty using AI to write a a brief in 2025, there is a 100% chance you know about the penchant for fake citations. How do you not at least double check the cases to see if they exist.
LGR
(Hoping hockey is less dumb than baseball )
(Hoping hockey is less dumb than baseball )
October 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
LGR
(Hoping hockey is less dumb than baseball )
(Hoping hockey is less dumb than baseball )
Congratulations on turning 1 week old
October 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Congratulations on turning 1 week old
Swiftes would have loved the cover art of Rift, with all the references to the songs
October 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Swiftes would have loved the cover art of Rift, with all the references to the songs
Oh man can’t believe this is the first of these I have seen. Incredible.
October 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh man can’t believe this is the first of these I have seen. Incredible.