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This place is starting to feel familiar...
This hasn't gotten old yet. The key change!
August 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
This hasn't gotten old yet. The key change!
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Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Wondering how I did it?
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.
I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
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The fact that I saw this out shopping post #Taskmaster today
May 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The fact that I saw this out shopping post #Taskmaster today
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55 pies, 55 Thai food, 55 breads, 55 Asian noodles, 55 salads, 100 Virgin Marys, 100 brains, 100 pastas, 100 curries, 100 condiments, 55 seafood, 55 poppadoms, 55 puddings, 55 waters, 55 sandwiches and 155 cereals.
#JeffGoldblum #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu
#JeffGoldblum #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu
May 9, 2025 at 10:50 AM
55 pies, 55 Thai food, 55 breads, 55 Asian noodles, 55 salads, 100 Virgin Marys, 100 brains, 100 pastas, 100 curries, 100 condiments, 55 seafood, 55 poppadoms, 55 puddings, 55 waters, 55 sandwiches and 155 cereals.
#JeffGoldblum #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu
#JeffGoldblum #EdGamble #JamesAcaster #OffMenuPodcast #NoContext #OffMenu
Right, somebody filch Vance's passport. He's not allowed near this one.
May 8, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Right, somebody filch Vance's passport. He's not allowed near this one.
They don't. Bots too, mostly. Hi, bots!
May 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
They don't. Bots too, mostly. Hi, bots!
I thought this said "US Antichrist" and I didn't even blink.
Marco Rubio Is Now Serving as Secretary of State, National Security Adviser, U.S. Archivist and Head of USAID — All at Once.
Apparently they just realized that their only competent hire was the guy hiding in the couch.
The Trump administration is a joke.
Apparently they just realized that their only competent hire was the guy hiding in the couch.
The Trump administration is a joke.
May 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I thought this said "US Antichrist" and I didn't even blink.
Brits please explain the etymology of flytipping. Is it pushing a large decommissioned item out of your car on the fly? Is it a garbage-based gratuity paid to flies?
April 30, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Brits please explain the etymology of flytipping. Is it pushing a large decommissioned item out of your car on the fly? Is it a garbage-based gratuity paid to flies?
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I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.
April 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.
OK I was wrong about Kanye. The solution is *not* to starve him of the attention he craves. Turns out he will just continue on a one-man arms race of public fuckery until the heat death of the universe.
April 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
OK I was wrong about Kanye. The solution is *not* to starve him of the attention he craves. Turns out he will just continue on a one-man arms race of public fuckery until the heat death of the universe.
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this is word for word what my last performance review said
April 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
this is word for word what my last performance review said
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The angel of death strikes again
April 21, 2025 at 8:46 AM
The angel of death strikes again
This excellent post reminded me what a beaut of a delivery "The chair don't recognise yo ass" was. Comedy gold 🤌🏽
April 20, 2025 at 12:46 PM
This excellent post reminded me what a beaut of a delivery "The chair don't recognise yo ass" was. Comedy gold 🤌🏽
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Jesus to Mary Magdalene
April 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Jesus to Mary Magdalene
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Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
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April 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs
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This is not a rollback of rights for trans people. It is upholding rights explicitly given in law to women for being women, because the disadvantage of being born female starts well before any notions of gender can be formulated.
Solidarity with trans women after today’s Supreme Court ruling.
The rollback of LGBT rights — especially trans rights — is global, bankrolled by billionaires and the far-right.
Trans rights are human rights. We must defend the Equality Act and its protections for trans people.
The rollback of LGBT rights — especially trans rights — is global, bankrolled by billionaires and the far-right.
Trans rights are human rights. We must defend the Equality Act and its protections for trans people.
April 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This is not a rollback of rights for trans people. It is upholding rights explicitly given in law to women for being women, because the disadvantage of being born female starts well before any notions of gender can be formulated.
Not sure what this is supposed to signify? Did they vote or not?
This is the crowd for Bernie and AOC in a state that voted for Trump by over 36% last year.
April 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Not sure what this is supposed to signify? Did they vote or not?
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dogs, man.
April 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
dogs, man.
Anyone else feel like some schmuck's spilt coffee on the laptop that's running the matrix?
April 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Anyone else feel like some schmuck's spilt coffee on the laptop that's running the matrix?
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To be fair, one man technically does not have this kind of power; he has it only because he has the support of an entire political party and its movement
One man just wiped out $10 trillion in wealth, is destroying centuries-old legal protections, and seems determined to unravel humanity’s greatest public health achievement. In 3 months.
I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.
I don’t know how we get out of this. But if we do, one person can never have that kind of power again.
April 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
To be fair, one man technically does not have this kind of power; he has it only because he has the support of an entire political party and its movement
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Opinion | I like fascism. I also like my 401(k). I have never felt more politically homeless.
April 8, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Opinion | I like fascism. I also like my 401(k). I have never felt more politically homeless.
The UK is very lucky it's going through all this with a stable new government. Can you imagine if there was a leadership battle going on.
April 3, 2025 at 6:20 AM
The UK is very lucky it's going through all this with a stable new government. Can you imagine if there was a leadership battle going on.
I keep refreshing the Cory Booker tag to be sure he hasn't stopped.
Ridiculous country, the US. Absolutely ridiculous.
Ridiculous country, the US. Absolutely ridiculous.
April 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I keep refreshing the Cory Booker tag to be sure he hasn't stopped.
Ridiculous country, the US. Absolutely ridiculous.
Ridiculous country, the US. Absolutely ridiculous.
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Anybody complacent enough to think that the shitshow in the US could not happen here should take a glance at how quickly elements of the media have rushed to excuse proven lawbreaking by a far-right populist and undermine due process.
April 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Anybody complacent enough to think that the shitshow in the US could not happen here should take a glance at how quickly elements of the media have rushed to excuse proven lawbreaking by a far-right populist and undermine due process.
I've been racking my brain, but can't think of a way out of this for America that doesn't involve state cecession. With or without civil war? Who knows. But even if this administration ends tomorrow, they can't recover. Too many powerful people are complicit. Too many crazies are believers.
March 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I've been racking my brain, but can't think of a way out of this for America that doesn't involve state cecession. With or without civil war? Who knows. But even if this administration ends tomorrow, they can't recover. Too many powerful people are complicit. Too many crazies are believers.