Derek Writes Stuff
@derekwrites.bsky.social
Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Matt Taibbi: In the End, Jeffrey Epstein Was Just the Friend We All Made Along the Way
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Matt Taibbi: In the End, Jeffrey Epstein Was Just the Friend We All Made Along the Way
Pie Baked inside a Paper Bag of a Pie Baked inside a Paper Bag of a Pie
November 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Pie Baked inside a Paper Bag of a Pie Baked inside a Paper Bag of a Pie
A woman got set on fire in the city last night during an argument with a man on the blue line.
The suspect is still at large, but news is likely salivating at the hope that they will be an immigrant or homeless, otherwise this story will be useless to them
The suspect is still at large, but news is likely salivating at the hope that they will be an immigrant or homeless, otherwise this story will be useless to them
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A woman got set on fire in the city last night during an argument with a man on the blue line.
The suspect is still at large, but news is likely salivating at the hope that they will be an immigrant or homeless, otherwise this story will be useless to them
The suspect is still at large, but news is likely salivating at the hope that they will be an immigrant or homeless, otherwise this story will be useless to them
It's like SpongeBob selling chocolate
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei thinks AI could help find cures for most cancers, prevent Alzheimer’s, and even double the human lifespan. cbsn.ws/4oRZ8Nm
November 17, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It's like SpongeBob selling chocolate
Calvin Ridley is sadly my biggest bust of the #fantasyfootball season, real string of bad luck for him
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Calvin Ridley is sadly my biggest bust of the #fantasyfootball season, real string of bad luck for him
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Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
November 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nothing says "not gay" like posting pictures of you with your much younger wife who married you for money, picking fights with your (now ex) white girl bestie, and canceling your day so you can crash out to the phantom soundtrack before dramatically flying off to your gold-encrusted florida estate.
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THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
November 15, 2025 at 3:52 PM
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
I don't know if there's been enough exploration of the stress of being the poorest person in a friend group
November 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don't know if there's been enough exploration of the stress of being the poorest person in a friend group
As a graduate of a Franciscan college, I appreciate Friar humor
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
As a graduate of a Franciscan college, I appreciate Friar humor
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
When given a choice, I will generally use Affirm or Klarna to pay for something, just so my unpaid student debt can watch me pay off a loan and feel bad about itself
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
When given a choice, I will generally use Affirm or Klarna to pay for something, just so my unpaid student debt can watch me pay off a loan and feel bad about itself
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*sung to the tune of the "Whose Line is it Anyway?" hoedown song*
♬. I like to go to Aldi,
I go there every day!
I always go to Aldi,
I go there 'cause I'm gay!
Cause when it comes to groceries,
And when it comes to stores,
If you're homosexual,
It's all you can afford! ♬
♬. I like to go to Aldi,
I go there every day!
I always go to Aldi,
I go there 'cause I'm gay!
Cause when it comes to groceries,
And when it comes to stores,
If you're homosexual,
It's all you can afford! ♬
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
*sung to the tune of the "Whose Line is it Anyway?" hoedown song*
♬. I like to go to Aldi,
I go there every day!
I always go to Aldi,
I go there 'cause I'm gay!
Cause when it comes to groceries,
And when it comes to stores,
If you're homosexual,
It's all you can afford! ♬
♬. I like to go to Aldi,
I go there every day!
I always go to Aldi,
I go there 'cause I'm gay!
Cause when it comes to groceries,
And when it comes to stores,
If you're homosexual,
It's all you can afford! ♬
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Someone was just so fucking rude on here to me that I had to take a breath to avoid quote-posting them because I don't need to return their Twitter-ass behavior.
But seriously.
There are enough shitheads in the world. You don't need to be one here.
But seriously.
There are enough shitheads in the world. You don't need to be one here.
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Someone was just so fucking rude on here to me that I had to take a breath to avoid quote-posting them because I don't need to return their Twitter-ass behavior.
But seriously.
There are enough shitheads in the world. You don't need to be one here.
But seriously.
There are enough shitheads in the world. You don't need to be one here.
I do love Quitely's style. It's quirky like a Bachalo or Paul Pope, but also cinematic like a Hitch or Cassidy.
Literally the intersection of my two favorite types of comic art
Literally the intersection of my two favorite types of comic art
Wolverine, by Frank Quitely. Which succeeds in making a somewhat over-familiar - albeit still interesting - character seem fresh & fun & fascinating.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I do love Quitely's style. It's quirky like a Bachalo or Paul Pope, but also cinematic like a Hitch or Cassidy.
Literally the intersection of my two favorite types of comic art
Literally the intersection of my two favorite types of comic art
You thought Krampus was evil? This Santa gives everyone stale fruit bread
November 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You thought Krampus was evil? This Santa gives everyone stale fruit bread
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We are out here fighting over whether we should keep burning the atmosphere or if people should have enough food to eat, and meanwhile the spiders are learning to cooperate. You do not want the spiders to cooperate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
Stinking, Spongy, Dark, Huge: A Spider Web Unlike Any Seen Before
www.nytimes.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
We are out here fighting over whether we should keep burning the atmosphere or if people should have enough food to eat, and meanwhile the spiders are learning to cooperate. You do not want the spiders to cooperate.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/s...
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Ichabod Crane looking ass telling anyone they aren't manly enough for his taste
I’m sorry, but a goofy looking guy who grew up a privileged son of a pediatrician and has a phd in social theory from the university of Goethe and started in tech by investing an inheritance left to him by his grandfather talking about being a “dude” is very, very funny to me.
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Ichabod Crane looking ass telling anyone they aren't manly enough for his taste
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Hey no surprise seeing fucking Dickless Durbin on this list
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Hey no surprise seeing fucking Dickless Durbin on this list
Sure, maybe the Senate Dems are folding but at least they got....
Ummm....
Well surely now they'll at least finally get Grijalva sworn in?
Ummm....
Well surely now they'll at least finally get Grijalva sworn in?
November 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sure, maybe the Senate Dems are folding but at least they got....
Ummm....
Well surely now they'll at least finally get Grijalva sworn in?
Ummm....
Well surely now they'll at least finally get Grijalva sworn in?