Derek Writes Stuff
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Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
Like Cinderella but instead of sewing clothes they make illegible alien language balloons
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Like Cinderella but instead of sewing clothes they make illegible alien language balloons
It's fun when you can tell exactly which artists they stole their style references from
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's fun when you can tell exactly which artists they stole their style references from
Sounds like this guy just wants an excuse to get to wave his dick at a bathroom attendant
November 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Sounds like this guy just wants an excuse to get to wave his dick at a bathroom attendant
As opposed to the truth which is grandpa has applesauce for brains and is easily influenced to a frightening degree
November 22, 2025 at 4:01 PM
As opposed to the truth which is grandpa has applesauce for brains and is easily influenced to a frightening degree
Mamdani probably just said something like "Hey, nice sconce" and that was all it took.
Psychological warfare.
Psychological warfare.
November 21, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Mamdani probably just said something like "Hey, nice sconce" and that was all it took.
Psychological warfare.
Psychological warfare.
Great optics to vote to say you hate social services when you pretended to be trying to save ACA funds
Fucking
Idiots
Fucking
Idiots
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Great optics to vote to say you hate social services when you pretended to be trying to save ACA funds
Fucking
Idiots
Fucking
Idiots
The absolute horror of your tax money going toward taking care of you rather than going towards a billionaire
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The absolute horror of your tax money going toward taking care of you rather than going towards a billionaire
Wow, if only there were consequences for LYING UNDER OATH
November 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Wow, if only there were consequences for LYING UNDER OATH
"The problem with football teams is that they hire quarterbacks based on scoring ability, not their ability to buy the rights to put their name on other people's inventions."
November 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"The problem with football teams is that they hire quarterbacks based on scoring ability, not their ability to buy the rights to put their name on other people's inventions."
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Matt Taibbi: In the End, Jeffrey Epstein Was Just the Friend We All Made Along the Way
November 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Matt Taibbi: In the End, Jeffrey Epstein Was Just the Friend We All Made Along the Way
There in fact HAVE been multiple studies that fail to show any direct correlation and the only paper that anyone cites to say there was is so thoroughly discredited it is laughable to even consider in 2025
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
There in fact HAVE been multiple studies that fail to show any direct correlation and the only paper that anyone cites to say there was is so thoroughly discredited it is laughable to even consider in 2025
So then they're just going to be Hocking supplements to each other or what?
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
So then they're just going to be Hocking supplements to each other or what?
The Democratic party will be better for the death of Establishment Democratic strategists
November 19, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The Democratic party will be better for the death of Establishment Democratic strategists
He only switched his public stance to "Vote for release" when it was already certain that it was going to pass.
We call that the "Hulk Hogan strategy" where you make sure you only appear at the shows already guaranteed to sell so you can say you were responsible
We call that the "Hulk Hogan strategy" where you make sure you only appear at the shows already guaranteed to sell so you can say you were responsible
November 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
He only switched his public stance to "Vote for release" when it was already certain that it was going to pass.
We call that the "Hulk Hogan strategy" where you make sure you only appear at the shows already guaranteed to sell so you can say you were responsible
We call that the "Hulk Hogan strategy" where you make sure you only appear at the shows already guaranteed to sell so you can say you were responsible
The bikini, Godzilla, and SpongeBob all owing their existence to Oppenheimer.
November 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
The bikini, Godzilla, and SpongeBob all owing their existence to Oppenheimer.
Don't tell these folks about The Craft
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Don't tell these folks about The Craft
You put this right next to the obstruction of the Epstein info and it paints a very clear picture
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You put this right next to the obstruction of the Epstein info and it paints a very clear picture
And while it was down it was telling me to not block some random Cloudflare application like it was my fault
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
And while it was down it was telling me to not block some random Cloudflare application like it was my fault
No one would DARE say that to Miss Piggy if they didn't want a karate chopped to the throat.
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
No one would DARE say that to Miss Piggy if they didn't want a karate chopped to the throat.