Derek Writes Stuff
@derekwrites.bsky.social
Amateur playwright, aspiring children's author, and all-around strange person. #writingcommunity #kidlit #amquerying
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
Ummm, a decade ago I had a music video commentary series with dozen upon dozen of viewers, that's about it.
Ummm, a decade ago I had a music video commentary series with dozen upon dozen of viewers, that's about it.
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
I may be the reason that this clip became a meme when I put it on twitter years ago
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"What was your biggest impact on the Internet?"
Ummm, a decade ago I had a music video commentary series with dozen upon dozen of viewers, that's about it.
Ummm, a decade ago I had a music video commentary series with dozen upon dozen of viewers, that's about it.
My depression every time I think about opening up my writing laptop for the first time in ten months:
December 31, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My depression every time I think about opening up my writing laptop for the first time in ten months:
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This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes
Wait.
Wait WHAT.
You can accidentally turn your lasagna into a three volt battery that melts aluminum.
WHAT.
Wait WHAT.
You can accidentally turn your lasagna into a three volt battery that melts aluminum.
WHAT.
‘Lasagna battery’: Why you shouldn’t bake your pasta dish in a steel pan
This one mistake could turn your holiday dinner into an accidental galvanic cell.
www.nbcdfw.com
December 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This is the type of stuff you think only exists in Dwarf Fortress patch notes
Ruin two bands by combining them (with a third for good measure)
Queens of the Stone Temple 21 Pilots
Queens of the Stone Temple 21 Pilots
Ruin two bands by combining them
Megadeth Cab for Cutie
Megadeth Cab for Cutie
ruin two bands by combining them
blink one direction
blink one direction
December 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them (with a third for good measure)
Queens of the Stone Temple 21 Pilots
Queens of the Stone Temple 21 Pilots
Nothing is as perfectly dystopian as the secret final prize of What's In the Box being $300,000....worth of Bitcoin
December 30, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Nothing is as perfectly dystopian as the secret final prize of What's In the Box being $300,000....worth of Bitcoin
It's sad watching The Wizard of Oz.
Judy Garland is so lovely and charming and they were absolutely destroying her.
Judy Garland is so lovely and charming and they were absolutely destroying her.
December 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
It's sad watching The Wizard of Oz.
Judy Garland is so lovely and charming and they were absolutely destroying her.
Judy Garland is so lovely and charming and they were absolutely destroying her.
The John Travolta as Santa commercial where he sings Greased Lightning makes a very noticeable lyric cut and it makes me think of @pftompkins.bsky.social
"What will the chicks do when they see Greased Lightning?"
"What will the chicks do when they see Greased Lightning?"
December 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The John Travolta as Santa commercial where he sings Greased Lightning makes a very noticeable lyric cut and it makes me think of @pftompkins.bsky.social
"What will the chicks do when they see Greased Lightning?"
"What will the chicks do when they see Greased Lightning?"
My mom is a retired nurse in midwestern farmland. My inheritance will be forty solar lawn lights.
no one is inheriting anything, stop lying, we're only one shitty republican omnibus spending bill away from the majority of millennials and gen xers inheriting their parents end-of-life medical debt after it wipes out all their property savings and investments
From fine china to model trains, millennials and Gen Xers stand to inherit much more than money.
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 AM
My mom is a retired nurse in midwestern farmland. My inheritance will be forty solar lawn lights.
Gabe Kidd might have nicked a vein, he is an absolute mess at AEW World's End
Also, really annoyed at someone in the row behind me giving the smark commentary
"Nice sell...this is not the finish..."
Also, really annoyed at someone in the row behind me giving the smark commentary
"Nice sell...this is not the finish..."
December 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Gabe Kidd might have nicked a vein, he is an absolute mess at AEW World's End
Also, really annoyed at someone in the row behind me giving the smark commentary
"Nice sell...this is not the finish..."
Also, really annoyed at someone in the row behind me giving the smark commentary
"Nice sell...this is not the finish..."
World's End update: I got to see Willow Nightingale win and therefore remain happy, so the night is a success in my eyes
December 28, 2025 at 2:44 AM
World's End update: I got to see Willow Nightingale win and therefore remain happy, so the night is a success in my eyes
#aewworldsend is STARTING with Okada/Takeshita
Holy shit
I wish I was in a better section, my seat mates are not as hyped as they should be for this
Holy shit
I wish I was in a better section, my seat mates are not as hyped as they should be for this
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
#aewworldsend is STARTING with Okada/Takeshita
Holy shit
I wish I was in a better section, my seat mates are not as hyped as they should be for this
Holy shit
I wish I was in a better section, my seat mates are not as hyped as they should be for this
"Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
December 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Well the jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
I get to see Okada wrestle this weekend.
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I get to see Okada wrestle this weekend.
Do they know how depressing this ad is?
December 23, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Do they know how depressing this ad is?
It always bugs me in Wicked. Why does Glinda think Elphaba actually melts from water?
Did Elphaba never once take a shower while they were roommates?
Did Elphaba never once take a shower while they were roommates?
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
It always bugs me in Wicked. Why does Glinda think Elphaba actually melts from water?
Did Elphaba never once take a shower while they were roommates?
Did Elphaba never once take a shower while they were roommates?
Get to finally see a live AEW show! They always sold out too fast before but I snagged one for #WorldsEnd
December 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Get to finally see a live AEW show! They always sold out too fast before but I snagged one for #WorldsEnd
Did someone say 619?
Booyaka!
Booyaka!
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Did someone say 619?
Booyaka!
Booyaka!
the #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Getting chubby and gray? Way ahead of you buddy
Getting chubby and gray? Way ahead of you buddy
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
the #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
Getting chubby and gray? Way ahead of you buddy
Getting chubby and gray? Way ahead of you buddy
The true whammagedon
December 19, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The true whammagedon
Neti Pots.
Is your mucus lonely? Why not give it some salt particles to hang out with.
Is your mucus lonely? Why not give it some salt particles to hang out with.
December 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Neti Pots.
Is your mucus lonely? Why not give it some salt particles to hang out with.
Is your mucus lonely? Why not give it some salt particles to hang out with.
Neti pots.
Do you have a cold or sinus pressure and also want to experience what it would feel like to drown?
Then boy do I have a product for you.
Do you have a cold or sinus pressure and also want to experience what it would feel like to drown?
Then boy do I have a product for you.
December 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Neti pots.
Do you have a cold or sinus pressure and also want to experience what it would feel like to drown?
Then boy do I have a product for you.
Do you have a cold or sinus pressure and also want to experience what it would feel like to drown?
Then boy do I have a product for you.
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
December 18, 2025 at 4:51 AM
“I don’t care what anyone says, I like that movie.”
I'd support the Man in the Stairs for FBI director.
December 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'd support the Man in the Stairs for FBI director.
NEW MUPPET SHOW PREMIERING FEBRUARY!
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
NEW MUPPET SHOW PREMIERING FEBRUARY!