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@derekjay.bsky.social
floatin the #1 thought bubbles to your brain sponge absorb absorb
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comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns
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comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns
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@derekjay.bsky.social
· Feb 23
me: *spinning round n round real fast*
everyone i know who's gathered to ask me why i won't stop spinning round n round real fast: damn that looks fun as hell
the museum guide of the museum of spinning round n round real fast showing visitors our spinning skeletons: this is where it all started
everyone i know who's gathered to ask me why i won't stop spinning round n round real fast: damn that looks fun as hell
the museum guide of the museum of spinning round n round real fast showing visitors our spinning skeletons: this is where it all started
and so, the city sleeps :)
November 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
and so, the city sleeps :)
"hello, news? i want you to publish a story about how i'm a big wussy loser. can you pwetty pwease tell your readers what a sucking binky full diaper baby i am? thank you"
No.
“Hesseltine says an unknown white substance got on his uniform during the vehicle search…while putting handcuffs on the men, he fell & cut his arm. A minute later, he felt like something was wrong…”What we're assuming happened is, that same powder that was on the front was possibly on my arm.””
“Hesseltine says an unknown white substance got on his uniform during the vehicle search…while putting handcuffs on the men, he fell & cut his arm. A minute later, he felt like something was wrong…”What we're assuming happened is, that same powder that was on the front was possibly on my arm.””
September 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"hello, news? i want you to publish a story about how i'm a big wussy loser. can you pwetty pwease tell your readers what a sucking binky full diaper baby i am? thank you"
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People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
i wish every movie with jumpscares had a no jumpscares cut
September 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i wish every movie with jumpscares had a no jumpscares cut
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political violence is unacceptable unless it's violence done by a politician against literally anyone other than another politician
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
political violence is unacceptable unless it's violence done by a politician against literally anyone other than another politician
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While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
August 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
While defending the luddite argument in Discord, I stumbled into this IMO succinct explanation for opposing generative AI:
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
At every step in the process, it impoverishes us.
just found out about the first amendment. gonna start saying whatever now
August 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
just found out about the first amendment. gonna start saying whatever now
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this is what beit hanoun looked like (from arabi21.com/story/155862...)
July 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
this is what beit hanoun looked like (from arabi21.com/story/155862...)
one of my strongest beliefs is legally companies should not be allowed to be named after people, things or already existing concepts. i'm sayin nonsense words only: eluteng, snemgoy, etc. i don't want to associate the glorious first bite of a perfectly delicious apple to some fuckass company. evil.
July 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
one of my strongest beliefs is legally companies should not be allowed to be named after people, things or already existing concepts. i'm sayin nonsense words only: eluteng, snemgoy, etc. i don't want to associate the glorious first bite of a perfectly delicious apple to some fuckass company. evil.
if it were up to me i'd marry every wise woman and make them a wise wife cuz there 's nothing i appreciate like the wisdom of a wife
July 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
if it were up to me i'd marry every wise woman and make them a wise wife cuz there 's nothing i appreciate like the wisdom of a wife
June 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
political violence is unacceptable unless it's violence done by a politician against literally anyone other than another politician
June 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
political violence is unacceptable unless it's violence done by a politician against literally anyone other than another politician
should be the most obvious thing in the world when you see police behaviour at protests that they just fucking love assaulting people. protests are like a holiday to them because they finally have an excuse to assault as many people as they feel like, their entire goal is assault
June 9, 2025 at 12:43 PM
should be the most obvious thing in the world when you see police behaviour at protests that they just fucking love assaulting people. protests are like a holiday to them because they finally have an excuse to assault as many people as they feel like, their entire goal is assault
they built an ihop directly on top of my waffle house. if you try to walk in here they hook you with a fishing line, there's no dodging it. they know exactly who will try to dodge and in what direction, they're experts. the ceiling is caving in and i'm bankrupt
May 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
they built an ihop directly on top of my waffle house. if you try to walk in here they hook you with a fishing line, there's no dodging it. they know exactly who will try to dodge and in what direction, they're experts. the ceiling is caving in and i'm bankrupt
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Using AI is basically crossing a digital picket line, and treating authors who use it like scabs feels appropriate.
If you care about your rights and the rights of other creatives, you don't use generative AI under any circumstances (marketing, editing, drafting, outlining, artwork, narration, etc.)
If you care about your rights and the rights of other creatives, you don't use generative AI under any circumstances (marketing, editing, drafting, outlining, artwork, narration, etc.)
Very weird to see writers cheering for A.I. audiobooks. This is the same horrible machine that they want to replace YOU. Audiobook narrators are your peers.
May 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Using AI is basically crossing a digital picket line, and treating authors who use it like scabs feels appropriate.
If you care about your rights and the rights of other creatives, you don't use generative AI under any circumstances (marketing, editing, drafting, outlining, artwork, narration, etc.)
If you care about your rights and the rights of other creatives, you don't use generative AI under any circumstances (marketing, editing, drafting, outlining, artwork, narration, etc.)
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This is literally how the Holocaust started, and honestly I'm tired of saying so
This is the literal destruction of knowledge.
Mississippi libraries are being ordered to remove academic research on race and gender from library databases.
mississippitoday.org/2025/04/08/m...
Mississippi libraries are being ordered to remove academic research on race and gender from library databases.
mississippitoday.org/2025/04/08/m...
Mississippi libraries ordered to delete academic research in response to state laws - Mississippi Today
The two research collections state officials ordered for deletion included material from professional journals, conference papers, books, student dissertations, periodicals and newspaper articles.
mississippitoday.org
April 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
This is literally how the Holocaust started, and honestly I'm tired of saying so
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Akira Toriyama should have turned 70 today ;_;
April 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Akira Toriyama should have turned 70 today ;_;
read this whole thing
April 2, 2025 at 7:17 AM
read this whole thing
wishing a very happy visibility to all my trans homies
March 31, 2025 at 8:24 PM
wishing a very happy visibility to all my trans homies
every day at a crossroads between "don't blame the people for political outcomes, blame the material conditions. just because you were able to arrive at a better place despite them doesn't mean you shouldn't have empathy and work to improve things for everyone" and "fuck, people are stupid"
March 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
every day at a crossroads between "don't blame the people for political outcomes, blame the material conditions. just because you were able to arrive at a better place despite them doesn't mean you shouldn't have empathy and work to improve things for everyone" and "fuck, people are stupid"
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the start of every metroidvania is like "hey good news, you're the shittiest guy in existence. here's four squares with slugs on them"
March 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
the start of every metroidvania is like "hey good news, you're the shittiest guy in existence. here's four squares with slugs on them"
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Today, we are announcing the formation of United Videogame Workers-CWA, an industry-wide union formed by @codecwa.bsky.social and @cwaunion.bsky.social 💪🎮
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
March 19, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Today, we are announcing the formation of United Videogame Workers-CWA, an industry-wide union formed by @codecwa.bsky.social and @cwaunion.bsky.social 💪🎮
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.
We're launching at #GDC2025 this morning to build a video game industry that works for us. We're done playing.