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@derekjay.bsky.social
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comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns
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comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns
even more incredible if you consider that that project led to the director and the writer working on THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
even more incredible if you consider that that project led to the director and the writer working on THE LEGEND OF ZELDA
yeah dude i don't like spending my time staring at fascists, it makes me feel gross. weird that it doesn't for you but whatever
November 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
yeah dude i don't like spending my time staring at fascists, it makes me feel gross. weird that it doesn't for you but whatever
marge being piccolo already throws things out of whack if homer is goku. goku's wife is vegeta
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
marge being piccolo already throws things out of whack if homer is goku. goku's wife is vegeta
yeah at least teleporting back is fast so its just like "ugh this again". but it definitely bugged me because i wanted to replay for the crowns. my biggest gripes are no prince hop and the gating cousins behind the previous cousin in a level thing, esp since there's all cousin exclusive levels
November 2, 2025 at 12:26 AM
yeah at least teleporting back is fast so its just like "ugh this again". but it definitely bugged me because i wanted to replay for the crowns. my biggest gripes are no prince hop and the gating cousins behind the previous cousin in a level thing, esp since there's all cousin exclusive levels
the new ending just changes set dressing around the finale. same stuff still happens with chronos, but executed slightly different
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the new ending just changes set dressing around the finale. same stuff still happens with chronos, but executed slightly different
the only reason i knew is because i checked twitch notifs. but i watch twitch about twice a year so the rest of the time i just forgot. and i legit don't even know if they had a games app to centralize everything
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the only reason i knew is because i checked twitch notifs. but i watch twitch about twice a year so the rest of the time i just forgot. and i legit don't even know if they had a games app to centralize everything
my mom told me it was illegal to have them on. are you telling me she lied...
October 28, 2025 at 10:13 AM
my mom told me it was illegal to have them on. are you telling me she lied...
i can vouch as one of the people who told you that like a month ago. lmao jesus fuck
October 24, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i can vouch as one of the people who told you that like a month ago. lmao jesus fuck
as a generalist gamer who loves new experiences and weird indies it's insane to me that we don't have a proper market for it. i hate to say we need an A24 for games but there's gotta be a way to capture the interest. people are missing out on games they'd love that are often like $5
October 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
as a generalist gamer who loves new experiences and weird indies it's insane to me that we don't have a proper market for it. i hate to say we need an A24 for games but there's gotta be a way to capture the interest. people are missing out on games they'd love that are often like $5
if inflation factored in average housing accurately it'd be like 50% higher than it is, it doesn't scale 1 to 1 with cost of living which anyone can tell you has risen exorbitantly and cut into entertainment budgets
October 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
if inflation factored in average housing accurately it'd be like 50% higher than it is, it doesn't scale 1 to 1 with cost of living which anyone can tell you has risen exorbitantly and cut into entertainment budgets
i was just thinking how maybe they'd be more effective if they didn't make you wanna close them as quickly as possible with a siren noise
October 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
i was just thinking how maybe they'd be more effective if they didn't make you wanna close them as quickly as possible with a siren noise
video games should have accessible difficulty options, but in addition should let you skip directly to any section you want to play. it's your game and your time and you should be able to determine your own enjoyment, same as you can with any show or movie at home
October 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
video games should have accessible difficulty options, but in addition should let you skip directly to any section you want to play. it's your game and your time and you should be able to determine your own enjoyment, same as you can with any show or movie at home
"Tell me more about the CAN. EAT. MORE." was too perfect a predictor of how the chatbots function
October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
"Tell me more about the CAN. EAT. MORE." was too perfect a predictor of how the chatbots function
so i finished the game now and just wanna say this was a really massive and shitty spoiler to post 2 days after the game came out, like there isn't anything else that could mean dude
October 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
so i finished the game now and just wanna say this was a really massive and shitty spoiler to post 2 days after the game came out, like there isn't anything else that could mean dude
dawg the entire genre of cyberpunk is about this scenario
September 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
dawg the entire genre of cyberpunk is about this scenario
swallowed my desktop pc so i can still play hades 2
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
swallowed my desktop pc so i can still play hades 2
*picture of mr hanky* lets explore the mind of all cis white guys
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
*picture of mr hanky* lets explore the mind of all cis white guys
ok but what else do you use it to mean
September 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
ok but what else do you use it to mean