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@derekjay.bsky.social
floatin the #1 thought bubbles to your brain sponge absorb absorb
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comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns
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comedy writer, toronto, any pronouns
swallowed my desktop pc so i can still play hades 2
September 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
swallowed my desktop pc so i can still play hades 2
btw both those examples are real, i bought some disposable wipes from snemgoy a year ago and every time i take one out i laugh at the big snemgoy label. good ol snemgoy
July 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
btw both those examples are real, i bought some disposable wipes from snemgoy a year ago and every time i take one out i laugh at the big snemgoy label. good ol snemgoy
June 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i don't think you get to tell anyone what is/isn't cringe
June 15, 2025 at 5:30 AM
i don't think you get to tell anyone what is/isn't cringe
official mobile suit gundam GQuuuuuuX pronunciation video
December 4, 2024 at 2:54 AM
official mobile suit gundam GQuuuuuuX pronunciation video
i'm not saying they have no reason to, i'm saying they literally can't. but also what are you even talking about
July 11, 2024 at 6:15 PM
i'm not saying they have no reason to, i'm saying they literally can't. but also what are you even talking about
i can't believe this didn't get me a match
October 24, 2023 at 4:20 AM
i can't believe this didn't get me a match
thinkin about wartortle. hell of a name for a little squirty dude. when i see this fella, i think "war"
July 3, 2023 at 8:59 PM
thinkin about wartortle. hell of a name for a little squirty dude. when i see this fella, i think "war"