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@deathanie.bsky.social
Participation ribbon spouse. Radwife. Older than I look, younger than I feel. pfp by @itslillyillustrates on insta.
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@deathanie.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Ate dinner in a restaurant last night and had to overhear a small child drumming the table with chopsticks and some guy at another table rant about how he’s a strict libertarian. Parents should leave their libertarians at home, I don’t want to hear that shit when I’m eating.
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
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There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
December 17, 2025 at 3:08 AM
There should be a constitutional mechanism for removing a president. Not impeachment, something that actually works, maybe like a catapult
When you have a kid in daycare constantly bringing home sicknesses, each day is either “oh, I expected to feel worse” or “oh god, I feel worse.”
December 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
When you have a kid in daycare constantly bringing home sicknesses, each day is either “oh, I expected to feel worse” or “oh god, I feel worse.”
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NEW: About 100 Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have descended on Minneapolis for Operation Metro Surge, a new phase of the Trump Administration’s crackdown on immigrants, this time targeting the city’s Somali population.
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ICE Targets Somali Community in Minneapolis - UNICORN RIOT
ICE agents have descended on Minneapolis for Operation Metro Surge, a new phase of the Trump Administration’s crackdown on immigrants, this time targeting the city’s Somali population.
unicornriot.ninja
December 6, 2025 at 12:53 AM
NEW: About 100 Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents have descended on Minneapolis for Operation Metro Surge, a new phase of the Trump Administration’s crackdown on immigrants, this time targeting the city’s Somali population.
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Watching a therapist play through Mouthwashing has been a better professional development on workplace behavior and good leadership than anything on LinkedIn Learning.
November 29, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Watching a therapist play through Mouthwashing has been a better professional development on workplace behavior and good leadership than anything on LinkedIn Learning.
I had trouble thinking of something nice to buy myself with the birthday money I got a few weeks ago and then I came across a replica of the Rainbow Brite I had as a kid on a website and immediately purchased the last one in stock. That’s “something nice,” right?
November 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I had trouble thinking of something nice to buy myself with the birthday money I got a few weeks ago and then I came across a replica of the Rainbow Brite I had as a kid on a website and immediately purchased the last one in stock. That’s “something nice,” right?
Heard the word “MySpace” today and my strongest memory of that site was the time in college I got a DM from a guy who said I was attractive and that he was surprised we went to the same high school. I was not surprised. He dated my friend and, apparently, never bothered to learn my name or face.
November 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Heard the word “MySpace” today and my strongest memory of that site was the time in college I got a DM from a guy who said I was attractive and that he was surprised we went to the same high school. I was not surprised. He dated my friend and, apparently, never bothered to learn my name or face.
One of my hobbies is looking at Saks Fifth Avenue to see what ridiculous shit rich people are spending money on.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
One of my hobbies is looking at Saks Fifth Avenue to see what ridiculous shit rich people are spending money on.
Got the stomach flu, like a fucking chump. My body feels like Kentucky fried shit. Robot bodies when.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Got the stomach flu, like a fucking chump. My body feels like Kentucky fried shit. Robot bodies when.
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This little baby is with @rocketcatrescue.bsky.social and is in the same serious situation as little Zack was. She needs to see an ER vet immediately, and Rocket Cat could use donations to make sure they can cover every avenue of care for her possible. Please consider helping them try to save her.
Got an emergency call from my old boss back at Milo’s Sanctuary about a kitten with dwarfism that was suffering from severe constipation and was declining. I picked her up and I’ll be taking her down to Michele in a few days so for now- trying to make a kitten poop.
November 24, 2025 at 9:11 PM
This little baby is with @rocketcatrescue.bsky.social and is in the same serious situation as little Zack was. She needs to see an ER vet immediately, and Rocket Cat could use donations to make sure they can cover every avenue of care for her possible. Please consider helping them try to save her.
I watched the 2024 Le Comte de Monte-Christo. Good adaptation, though the mask stuff was a little silly. Highly recommend if you have three hours and enjoy revenge.
November 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I watched the 2024 Le Comte de Monte-Christo. Good adaptation, though the mask stuff was a little silly. Highly recommend if you have three hours and enjoy revenge.
I got my max raise this year so I’m celebrating by buying diapers and quilted sleep sacks. I know how to party.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I got my max raise this year so I’m celebrating by buying diapers and quilted sleep sacks. I know how to party.
I’M CRYING WHAT IS HAPPENING LOL
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
MAMDANI: I've spoken about--
TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I’M CRYING WHAT IS HAPPENING LOL
Man, fuck these people.
Not two weeks after a democratic socialist is elected mayor of New York City, 86 Democratic House members vote to 'condemn socialism.'
November 21, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Man, fuck these people.
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I was wondering which Bloomington. Apparently it’s ours
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say.
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
"When he was arrested, he said, 'I'm ICE, boys,'" Hodges said during a press conference Tuesday. "Well, unfortunately for him, we locked him up."
ICE employee among 16 men arrested in Bloomington sex trafficking sting, police say
According to Bloomington Police Chief Booker Hodges, officers started the three-day sting on Nov. 5. They used several methods to find people who were attempting to solicit a 17-year-old girl for sex.
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November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I was wondering which Bloomington. Apparently it’s ours
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IT GOT BETTER
📍Central MN
📍Central MN
November 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
IT GOT BETTER
📍Central MN
📍Central MN
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.
His reply was a doozy.
This guy doesn’t think that being underinsured, uninsured, or price gouged counts as a “real danger.” Honey, not everyone is a millionaire.
But there are real dangers out there that must be fought; and energy spent fighting each other is energy lost to that bigger fight.
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
This guy doesn’t think that being underinsured, uninsured, or price gouged counts as a “real danger.” Honey, not everyone is a millionaire.
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Today’s #dailytees are the heroes we truly deserve. www.theyetee.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Today’s #dailytees are the heroes we truly deserve. www.theyetee.com
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People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 AM
People are mad at Democrats over on Threads. Do you understand? THREADS.
I had a dream that I was in a high school class again and discussing the paper assignment schedule with the students in front of me. At the end of the period, I subtly stole the paper schedule as a reminder of seeing these people because I knew these classmates had passed away in real life.
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I had a dream that I was in a high school class again and discussing the paper assignment schedule with the students in front of me. At the end of the period, I subtly stole the paper schedule as a reminder of seeing these people because I knew these classmates had passed away in real life.
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
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THIS. Rich people threatening to leave are actually there for the arts, the food, the culture that the city provides them. They don’t want to leave, they just don’t think they should contribute anything back to the communities and systems that make it all possible.
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
THIS. Rich people threatening to leave are actually there for the arts, the food, the culture that the city provides them. They don’t want to leave, they just don’t think they should contribute anything back to the communities and systems that make it all possible.
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The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond