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deathanie.bsky.social
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@deathanie.bsky.social
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Participation ribbon spouse. Radwife. Older than I look, younger than I feel. pfp by @itslillyillustrates on insta.
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Happy Chrimbus
An 8 year-old husky-shepherd mix plays with a new toy like he’s a little puppy.
December 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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I get my big older dog the large Kong jumblers but they always end up shriveling in the sun. It’s been a while since he got to play with a new one. I got him two for Christmas. He lit up when he realized what it was and played like a puppy for 15 minutes. Hope you all can be just as happy today.
Image of dog toy. A plastic sphere with handles on either end and a tennis ball rattling in the middle.
December 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Just arrest the people who buy this trash. They have to be doing something illegal to have money for this.
A Daumot robot statue that looks like cheap acrylic and gold-painted plastic selling for $20k. This is why we need to bring back guillotines.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Oh god, now I’m getting more targeting ads for rich people crap.
It’s a leather bag that’s meant to look like a paper bag, guys! For $1,900! What the actual fuck is happening! This is why you tax the shit out of rich people. Stops them from having bad taste.
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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One of my hobbies is looking at Saks Fifth Avenue to see what ridiculous shit rich people are spending money on.
A giant $275 acrylic pill you can put on the Oprah book of the month club collection in your penthouse to poke fun at your opioid addiction. A $220 banana beanie which looks like it could be easily replicated (sans giant branding tag) by your friend who enjoys knitting, but you would never ask for such a hideous item because they have much more beautiful items to not be making right now. A distressed $495 eBay cap from like 2001 with “Balenciaga” embroidered on it in tiny writing, which probably is where the other $480 in the price came from. Prada made these $480 metal basketball earrings for the three NBA team owners’ girlfriends who are old enough to have their ears pierced AND enjoy gaudy fucking earrings.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I found your English muffins
A package of English muffins with a transparent plastic top showing one of the muffins has a single bite taken from it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Love that my joke skeet about monetizing the most mundane skills was responded to by an account monetizing mundane skills.
A reply to a joke skeet about adding parenting skills to a resume offers resume writing services and includes a fiverr link.
August 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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I am so sick of seeing and hearing this AI bullshit everywhere. This is the worst fucking timeline.
Screenshot of an AI ad from YouTube where this poor ass lip sync talks about stock trading and streaming “live” on Twitch and YouTube, except this fake bitch pronounces “live” the OTHER way, as in “how are we expected to live like this???”
April 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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The dragon sleeping atop her treasure hoard. (There are more bones under there that she stole from the toy box when I had it out for a minute before moving it to a new closed-off location :-/)
A dog sleeping on a couch among her balls and bones.
December 31, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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The fuck is this
Boots and Swiper from the extremely cursed Dora the Explorer float from the 2024 Macy’s Day Parade. They look like antique toys that will come to life and stab you when you sleep over at your grandparents’ house.
November 28, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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The public:
The image depicts a man in a shirt labeled "Sickos" looking in on a scene from a window while saying "Yes… Hahaha… Yes!" (Description via Know Your Meme)
November 22, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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Image of small cat being pet on the head in a bodega with the text “That’s a great cat, right there”.
November 15, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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When people talk about how AI is so great I keep thinking back to how computers are just so fucking dumb.
Quote tweet of a ConcernedApe tweet. The ConcernedApe tweet advises that if players have issues with the Stardew Valley update, they should remove hates from pets. The quote tweet adds an image of a post chain from tumblr regarding how developers will have random things in the game because if they took it out, the game wouldn’t work. Because computers are kind of dumb and strange that way.
November 8, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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I like it a very normal amount.
A portion of a PlayStation 2 game collection displaying 4 versions of Shadow Hearts Covenant/Shadow Hearts II: North American standard version, Japanese standard version, Japanese director’s cut, and the Japanese deluxe set.
November 2, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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Glodell is complete trash and I love him.
Screencap from Metaphor of Glodell’s formal introduction.
October 27, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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Thanks for the sneak peek of the jerk who’s gonna jump me in 25 seconds. Love that.
James stands on the fire escape of Wood Side Apartments looking into an apartment kitchen with a hunched over mannequin just waiting to pounce along with like three of its best friends, no doubt.
October 19, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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It breaks sometimes and usually just needs an update. You can @ me and I’ll look into it.
Moo Deng feed, back up and running and now showing this thread.
October 19, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Hieronymus Bosch painting with the protagonist from Metaphor’s battle screen added.
October 14, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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I bought a rack so I could display my emotional support Shin-chans like an unhinged elementary school program.
Array of Shin-Chan figures displayed on a shelf.
September 21, 2024 at 3:46 PM
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Oh nooooooo 💸💸💸💸
Image from Target application which shows a Target Circle Bonus in effect until September 21 which gives $10 off $40 of Halloween items and there goes all my money!!
September 18, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Say no more!
Screen shot of a job listing which lists “what this job offers:” and one of the items in the list is “paid,” which is surely meant to be “paid leave,” but is very funny if interpreted to just mean that payment for the job is a benefit.
August 7, 2024 at 11:04 AM
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Picture of Tim Walz with text “FROM THE WINDOWS TO THE WALZ”
August 6, 2024 at 5:38 PM
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This shit drives me fucking crazy every time.
Text from t-shirt that says “宇宙ごすと”, but the characters’s name is 宇宙怪人ゴースト and ghost has a long vowel in Japanese and WIKIPEDIA IS FREE, OKAY.
July 20, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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Fucking cackling I’m so glad the losers are losing.
UK elections results showing that currently the Conservative Party is losing 237 seats in parliament. And counting!
July 5, 2024 at 5:49 AM
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Okay! Let’s go!!!!
My tarnished standing at the entrance to the Elden Ring DLC.
June 22, 2024 at 10:13 PM