What if they get mad about paying for my chicken fingers and green bean fries? I’ll offer to give them back. Just give me a second to stick my fingers down my throat and retrieve them…

And this is why I tell straight women to just pay for the entire bill. I would rather spend the extra money than have some entitled shit hold that Chili’s sampler platter against me if I don’t put out.

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Just arrest the people who buy this trash. They have to be doing something illegal to have money for this.

Oh god, now I’m getting more targeting ads for rich people crap.

Sending you a mental hug right now.

If I were a lawyer from a line of career diplomats who got to attend fancy private schools maybe I could be so casual about the many people who will most definitely suffer because of dems who caved and made this shitty deal.