daztraction
@daztraction.bsky.social
Man 2 Man Meets Man Parrish stan account. He / him. ALAB
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Wes Streeting has defended Lord Peter Mandelson’s relationship with the late Jeffrey Epstein after it was revealed the Labour peer called the convicted paedophile his 'best pal'
Wes Streeting defends Lord Peter Mandelson's relationship with Jeffrey Epstein
www.thenational.scot
September 9, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Wes Streeting has defended Lord Peter Mandelson’s relationship with the late Jeffrey Epstein after it was revealed the Labour peer called the convicted paedophile his 'best pal'
Look at the GIRTH of this banana, bloody hell.
November 13, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Look at the GIRTH of this banana, bloody hell.
Eric Clapton’s ‘Tears in Heaven’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow: ‘I can’t think of any worse music to make love to than ours’
As he moves into film production with the thriller Game, the musician – also known for Beak> – answers your questions on Myspace rappers, sex playlists and whether Portishead will ever make new music
www.theguardian.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Eric Clapton’s ‘Tears in Heaven’
Somebody at my work just stopped showing up. Didn’t answer calls or owt. HR went round to their house - no answer. So they stopped paying them. A few months later the missing person got their 7 year old child to phone their boss and said “my dad says I can’t have shoes cos you stopped paying him”
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Somebody at my work just stopped showing up. Didn’t answer calls or owt. HR went round to their house - no answer. So they stopped paying them. A few months later the missing person got their 7 year old child to phone their boss and said “my dad says I can’t have shoes cos you stopped paying him”
Ricky Gervais in Epstein files, confirmed
This is an absolutely wild set of choices.
Also, it's very possible he was exaggerating, but I want to know which 23 of these 32 people "agreed in principle"
Also, it's very possible he was exaggerating, but I want to know which 23 of these 32 people "agreed in principle"
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ricky Gervais in Epstein files, confirmed
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I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
November 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I truly believe that Wes Streeting has the ideas, the charisma, and the likeability to be an even more historically hated Prime Minister than Keir Starmer
Calling @secondmentions.bsky.social - “unusually coloured commemorative flower”
Meaning of a white poppy and white poppy symbolism as Zack Polanski wears one
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2131...
www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2131...
Meaning of a white poppy and white poppy symbolism as Zack Polanski wears one
Green party leader Zack Polanski was seen sporting a white poppy alongside a red one for Remembrance Sunday today - but what does a white poppy mean?
www.express.co.uk
November 10, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Calling @secondmentions.bsky.social - “unusually coloured commemorative flower”
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Hello, im setting up a Crowdfunder campaign soon to help make Boundaries happen..
Im hoping to put together a few exclusive tracks as SUPPORTER REWARDS such as unreleased,live, weird or whatever fits.
If you support Boundaries & would like to contribute something special..please get in touch.
Graeme
Im hoping to put together a few exclusive tracks as SUPPORTER REWARDS such as unreleased,live, weird or whatever fits.
If you support Boundaries & would like to contribute something special..please get in touch.
Graeme
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hello, im setting up a Crowdfunder campaign soon to help make Boundaries happen..
Im hoping to put together a few exclusive tracks as SUPPORTER REWARDS such as unreleased,live, weird or whatever fits.
If you support Boundaries & would like to contribute something special..please get in touch.
Graeme
Im hoping to put together a few exclusive tracks as SUPPORTER REWARDS such as unreleased,live, weird or whatever fits.
If you support Boundaries & would like to contribute something special..please get in touch.
Graeme
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You'd be fuming if your son bought you a 12" of a song you loved back in the day and it wasn't even the original, it was some weird edit that missed out at least the first two minutes. Then you find out he bought it from the Classic Vinyls section in John Lewis! Put that child up for fucking sale
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You'd be fuming if your son bought you a 12" of a song you loved back in the day and it wasn't even the original, it was some weird edit that missed out at least the first two minutes. Then you find out he bought it from the Classic Vinyls section in John Lewis! Put that child up for fucking sale
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MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
October 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
MAGA man eats pavement after shouting slurs at No Kings protesters
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“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
October 11, 2025 at 6:09 PM
“We have caught and compromised to a permanent end Ian Watkins”
He’s probably the only musician who, when dead, won’t suddenly get a burst of sales or streaming for his music. Good. The cunt.
October 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
He’s probably the only musician who, when dead, won’t suddenly get a burst of sales or streaming for his music. Good. The cunt.
Calling @secondmentions.bsky.social - “the chewy treats”
October 11, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Calling @secondmentions.bsky.social - “the chewy treats”
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If your performance was “a force for social transformation”, then do it for £0.00?
I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili
I have been criticised for being part of the Riyadh comedy festival. This is why I did it | Omid Djalili
The headlines focus on money, but the gigs were great and I think there are different ways to achieve progress. Art, especially comedy, can be part of that, says stand-up comedian, Omid Djalili.
www.theguardian.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:27 AM
If your performance was “a force for social transformation”, then do it for £0.00?
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Liew is ostensibly a sports writer at The Guardian but is emerging as one if its strongest moral voices. Here he is on the Riyadh comedy festival. No surprise that a loathsome weasel like Jimmy Carr appeared but so disappointed in Omid Djalili taking part. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
We know what the comedians got out of the Riyadh comedy festival. What about the Saudi regime? | Jonathan Liew
The tawdry event was an ultimately doomed attempt by the Saudi government to buy the kind of authentic grassroots culture it is unwilling to countenance, says Guardian columnist Jonathan Liew
www.theguardian.com
October 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Liew is ostensibly a sports writer at The Guardian but is emerging as one if its strongest moral voices. Here he is on the Riyadh comedy festival. No surprise that a loathsome weasel like Jimmy Carr appeared but so disappointed in Omid Djalili taking part. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
October 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This is the maddest tour I've ever seen in my life. It seems like he's doing more gigs than there are days in the year.
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Never mind if Transformers have gender, I want to know if the cupholder becomes their bumhole.
October 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Never mind if Transformers have gender, I want to know if the cupholder becomes their bumhole.
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I'm forever seeing a shit take on social media, and saying 'what the fuck is this garbage?' and the answer is always Nick Cave
October 2, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I'm forever seeing a shit take on social media, and saying 'what the fuck is this garbage?' and the answer is always Nick Cave
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Channel 4 love wasting money on absolute shit and then complain that they are broke.
October 1, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Channel 4 love wasting money on absolute shit and then complain that they are broke.
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Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
September 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Elton John voice:
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
It seems to me / that you lived your life/ like a fuckin piece of shit
“No other party can win here.”
August 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“No other party can win here.”
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Who remembers when Geoffrey drank Zippy's piss?
August 13, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Who remembers when Geoffrey drank Zippy's piss?
I was once bored on a Friday night and ten years ago I updated James Whale’s Wikipedia page so that it mentioned that he was sponsored by or did voiceovers for Ex-Lax, can’t remember which. I sure know how to party.
August 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I was once bored on a Friday night and ten years ago I updated James Whale’s Wikipedia page so that it mentioned that he was sponsored by or did voiceovers for Ex-Lax, can’t remember which. I sure know how to party.