Jon
@jonimonlydancing.bsky.social
these booths were made for hogging, and that's just what I'll do
Lately it's like I hear about deaths, could be somebody irl or somebody in the news, and think to myself "that's a normal age to die and yet doesn't feel that far away"? Midlife thing, I suppose
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Lately it's like I hear about deaths, could be somebody irl or somebody in the news, and think to myself "that's a normal age to die and yet doesn't feel that far away"? Midlife thing, I suppose
Are there other examples of the "Living In A Box, a song about living in a box, the debut single by Living In A Box, the lead single and title of their debut album Living In A Box" thing? I can think of songs that meet some but not all
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Are there other examples of the "Living In A Box, a song about living in a box, the debut single by Living In A Box, the lead single and title of their debut album Living In A Box" thing? I can think of songs that meet some but not all
Low key conspiracy: the reason macro breweries are going wild launching 0% versions of their lager brands is that they can advertise those everywhere. Same logo all over a sporting event
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Low key conspiracy: the reason macro breweries are going wild launching 0% versions of their lager brands is that they can advertise those everywhere. Same logo all over a sporting event
What's happened with this Mary Earps book imo is that somebody found themselves in 2025 with book about a former England goalkeeper who people were no longer that desperate to read about, so they spiced it up by making it a bit more "having my say!" and then sold it on that
November 9, 2025 at 7:30 AM
What's happened with this Mary Earps book imo is that somebody found themselves in 2025 with book about a former England goalkeeper who people were no longer that desperate to read about, so they spiced it up by making it a bit more "having my say!" and then sold it on that
Just had the thought "Big Chief more like" and wished I didn't like the music of Big Thief
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just had the thought "Big Chief more like" and wished I didn't like the music of Big Thief
Just accidentally typed "busker du" and now I see how I should be earning a living. One man with a little keyboard
November 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Just accidentally typed "busker du" and now I see how I should be earning a living. One man with a little keyboard
Not the first person or the millionth person to say it, but that Rosalía album's a blinder eh
November 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Not the first person or the millionth person to say it, but that Rosalía album's a blinder eh
Got an idea, and this isn't exactly an expert one but I don't care - some kind of rule against channels reporting stuff that's happened in their programming as actual news stories. Stuff on other channels, fine
November 8, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Got an idea, and this isn't exactly an expert one but I don't care - some kind of rule against channels reporting stuff that's happened in their programming as actual news stories. Stuff on other channels, fine
A classic style DJ Sabrina bumper
the album is not there yet but the song is!
music.apple.com/gb/album/not...
music.apple.com/gb/album/not...
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
A classic style DJ Sabrina bumper
Going to start calling my habit of watching local non league games with crowds in double figures and then sticking my earphones in halfway through anyway "dissociation football"
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Going to start calling my habit of watching local non league games with crowds in double figures and then sticking my earphones in halfway through anyway "dissociation football"
The obviousness of the AI generated response is what gets you, isn't it? No time to speak to you in my own words, here's something I haven't said in place of something I have
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The obviousness of the AI generated response is what gets you, isn't it? No time to speak to you in my own words, here's something I haven't said in place of something I have
This explains why I hadn't been seeing posts in my feed by some of you lately! It's turned off rude posts and threats against horrible people
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This explains why I hadn't been seeing posts in my feed by some of you lately! It's turned off rude posts and threats against horrible people
Going to exclusively reveal that this is my London public toilet go to. Never busy even when the South Bank is heaving. Don't tell everybody www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
South Bank traders have final Christmas before site closure
The independent traders have less than a year to vacate their South Bank site for its redevelopment.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 6, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Going to exclusively reveal that this is my London public toilet go to. Never busy even when the South Bank is heaving. Don't tell everybody www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
You'd be fuming if your son bought you a 12" of a song you loved back in the day and it wasn't even the original, it was some weird edit that missed out at least the first two minutes. Then you find out he bought it from the Classic Vinyls section in John Lewis! Put that child up for fucking sale
November 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
You'd be fuming if your son bought you a 12" of a song you loved back in the day and it wasn't even the original, it was some weird edit that missed out at least the first two minutes. Then you find out he bought it from the Classic Vinyls section in John Lewis! Put that child up for fucking sale
Like, it's not as if anybody in my generation does this? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
Trash talk: why are UK kids using so many Americanisms?
British teachers report hearing more and more schoolchildren using US terms such as ‘candy’ and ‘diaper’ – and even speaking in an American accent. What’s going on?
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Like, it's not as if anybody in my generation does this? www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
This train attack is the kind of thing you really need to read and think about only once, eh. You could follow the rolling news and constantly think about it over and over, people will, but where is the benefit to that? It's not going to suddenly change the twentieth time you read about it
November 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
This train attack is the kind of thing you really need to read and think about only once, eh. You could follow the rolling news and constantly think about it over and over, people will, but where is the benefit to that? It's not going to suddenly change the twentieth time you read about it
I knew I was going to disagree with this before I started reading it. Man doesn't know his fake sausage www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
‘An aftertaste that haunted me’: the best (and worst) meat-free sausages, tasted and rated
Will our survey of supermarket meatless sausages reveal hearty but healthy veggie bangers or rubbery tubes mechanically stuffed with joyless compost?
www.theguardian.com
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I knew I was going to disagree with this before I started reading it. Man doesn't know his fake sausage www.theguardian.com/thefilter/20...
I like this account for the occasional ones where I'm thinking "not everybody will go with this one but they're absolutely right"
November 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I like this account for the occasional ones where I'm thinking "not everybody will go with this one but they're absolutely right"
TOTP repeats way past their peak now, but I'm sure there was definitely more happening in 1998 than they show, you know? It's generally thought of as this quiet post Britpop, post Take That/Spice Girls time, but l think also they lost their nerve and stopped showing stuff that wasn't obvious
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 PM
TOTP repeats way past their peak now, but I'm sure there was definitely more happening in 1998 than they show, you know? It's generally thought of as this quiet post Britpop, post Take That/Spice Girls time, but l think also they lost their nerve and stopped showing stuff that wasn't obvious
Thought I had earlier - you know the thing of "living your best life" right? How do you know that's your best life? There might be a better one that you don't know about and/or is unimaginable now because it's out of reach. Scary
October 31, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Thought I had earlier - you know the thing of "living your best life" right? How do you know that's your best life? There might be a better one that you don't know about and/or is unimaginable now because it's out of reach. Scary
My costume today is going to be the feeling of "I have said the right answer to this ten times, why is nobody listening to me" made into clothes
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 AM
My costume today is going to be the feeling of "I have said the right answer to this ten times, why is nobody listening to me" made into clothes
I think the people (mostly men, let's be honest) talking about whether Lily Allen's album is any good or not are missing the point. That's not a record made with a view to getting anybody's approval. She wrote that stuff because it was necessary to
October 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I think the people (mostly men, let's be honest) talking about whether Lily Allen's album is any good or not are missing the point. That's not a record made with a view to getting anybody's approval. She wrote that stuff because it was necessary to
Don't think I've had the best Christmas sandwich of this year yet. RIP the Sainsburys TTD club, replaced with a cheaper version that isn't close to being as good
October 30, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Don't think I've had the best Christmas sandwich of this year yet. RIP the Sainsburys TTD club, replaced with a cheaper version that isn't close to being as good
Boring opinion: stuff for kids should only be aimed at kids and there should be nothing in there for adults. Your child doesn't need to watch J Mascis reading a story any more than you need to watch Peppa Pig fronting Dinosaur Jr (no you don't)
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Boring opinion: stuff for kids should only be aimed at kids and there should be nothing in there for adults. Your child doesn't need to watch J Mascis reading a story any more than you need to watch Peppa Pig fronting Dinosaur Jr (no you don't)