Simon Love
@simonloverules.bsky.social
New album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” available to pre-order now below…
https://linktr.ee/SimonLoveRules
https://linktr.ee/SimonLoveRules
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I am extremely proud to announce that you can now pre-order my new album “THE ONE TRUE PRINCE OF WALES (in exile after abdication)” from Hurrah Música for release on Friday the 3rd of April.
Someone somewhere thinks the Bran Van 3000 album “Glee” is the greatest record ever made.
February 14, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Someone somewhere thinks the Bran Van 3000 album “Glee” is the greatest record ever made.
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Roses are red,
Luke Littler does darts,
Luke Littler does darts,
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Roses are red,
Luke Littler does darts,
Luke Littler does darts,
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The saddness in his eyes.
February 14, 2026 at 5:24 PM
The saddness in his eyes.
Not wiping my arse until Britain goes 5 days without rain
February 14, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Not wiping my arse until Britain goes 5 days without rain
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Happy Valentine's day! I was never there.
February 14, 2026 at 10:35 AM
Happy Valentine's day! I was never there.
Awake from a dream where the director of a music video convinced me that using a hole punch to make a 5p size hole in the middle of my hand was fine as it would grow back. “Couldn’t you do it with special effects?” “I could but it wouldn’t be as convincing” “OK” I woke to the sound of running water.
February 14, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Awake from a dream where the director of a music video convinced me that using a hole punch to make a 5p size hole in the middle of my hand was fine as it would grow back. “Couldn’t you do it with special effects?” “I could but it wouldn’t be as convincing” “OK” I woke to the sound of running water.
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Ah, Valentines Day. A day to celebrate love. So here's that time we had @simonloverules.bsky.social on the show, talking about Hudson Hawk.
podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/9...
podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/9...
98. Hudson Hawk (w. Simon Love)
Podcast Episode · Still Any Good? · 22/01/2023 · 1h 55m
podcasts.apple.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Ah, Valentines Day. A day to celebrate love. So here's that time we had @simonloverules.bsky.social on the show, talking about Hudson Hawk.
podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/9...
podcasts.apple.com/nz/podcast/9...
Just saw “Primate” Shame on you Robbie Williams.
February 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Just saw “Primate” Shame on you Robbie Williams.
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Billie Piper married Chris Evans at just 18 and yet somehow he still wasn’t the worst marriage she found herself in.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Billie Piper married Chris Evans at just 18 and yet somehow he still wasn’t the worst marriage she found herself in.
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15 years ago tonight we had our retirement party supported by Comet Gain, the Lovely Eggs, the School, Pocketbooks, the Vinyl Stitches, micktravis and the Werewandas.
February 13, 2026 at 1:23 PM
15 years ago tonight we had our retirement party supported by Comet Gain, the Lovely Eggs, the School, Pocketbooks, the Vinyl Stitches, micktravis and the Werewandas.
Home lobotomy kit recommendations?
February 13, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Home lobotomy kit recommendations?
To be fair, everyone spends their weekends complaining about how much they hate their jobs. I know I do. #justlikekier
February 13, 2026 at 12:28 PM
To be fair, everyone spends their weekends complaining about how much they hate their jobs. I know I do. #justlikekier
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It's loud, isn't it? The quiet.
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
It's loud, isn't it? The quiet.
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People often ask me where I get my crazy ideas from and this short video will tell you the two direct influences for my new single “But I’m Getting Used To It” taken from my forthcoming album “The One True Prince Of Wales (in exile after abdication)” which is out on April 3rd. Link in bio.
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 PM
People often ask me where I get my crazy ideas from and this short video will tell you the two direct influences for my new single “But I’m Getting Used To It” taken from my forthcoming album “The One True Prince Of Wales (in exile after abdication)” which is out on April 3rd. Link in bio.
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Meanwhile over on Facebook...
February 12, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Meanwhile over on Facebook...