Trevor Ship
@trevypoos.bsky.social
I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
Pinned
Trevor Ship
@trevypoos.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Who's this Trevor Ship fellow with a letter in Viz this month?
I must say, I like the cut of his jib.
What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?
I must say, I like the cut of his jib.
What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?
Reposted by Trevor Ship
I am never letting my ventriloquist dummy do my shopping again.
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I am never letting my ventriloquist dummy do my shopping again.
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
Reposted by Trevor Ship
Danny Zuko: "I've got chills, they're multiplying."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Danny Zuko: "I've got chills, they're multiplying."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
Reposted by Trevor Ship
Are the shadow cabinet taller at sunset?
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Are the shadow cabinet taller at sunset?
Reposted by Trevor Ship
I am thinking of trialling my new comedy idea as a podcast.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I am thinking of trialling my new comedy idea as a podcast.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
'Zoomin' into my guitar, mutherfuckAH' makes me laugh every single time.
www.youtube.com/shorts/yJblz...
www.youtube.com/shorts/yJblz...
Ken Burns
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
'Zoomin' into my guitar, mutherfuckAH' makes me laugh every single time.
www.youtube.com/shorts/yJblz...
www.youtube.com/shorts/yJblz...
I am thinking of trialling my new comedy idea as a podcast.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I am thinking of trialling my new comedy idea as a podcast.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
Might make a pilot first to see how I feel, I might make it available for you to listen to, but it might be in an invite basis.
i will ask for volunteers if I do it.
Are the shadow cabinet taller at sunset?
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Are the shadow cabinet taller at sunset?
Danny Zuko: "I've got chills, they're multiplying."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Danny Zuko: "I've got chills, they're multiplying."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
Danny Zuko's Dad: "Well put a jumper on because the heating is not going on until at least December."
I am never letting my ventriloquist dummy do my shopping again.
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I am never letting my ventriloquist dummy do my shopping again.
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
I didn’t know that they even sold “Gran Flakes.”
Reposted by Trevor Ship
Tonight, I'm watching a triple bill of Mel Brooks, blaxploitation & psychedelia. Space Balls, Shaft and Head.
November 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Tonight, I'm watching a triple bill of Mel Brooks, blaxploitation & psychedelia. Space Balls, Shaft and Head.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
Please be nice to market traders too, especially the ones on craft stalls who make their own stuff.
We barely make a profit as it is and really can't knock a fiver off a £30 handmade item.
We barely make a profit as it is and really can't knock a fiver off a £30 handmade item.
I'm sure you guys are all great at shopping like normal ppl but I wish I could remind some folks:
Take bags, or at least don't kick off at having to pay for one. That's been the law for 10 years now.
Don't fucking haggle, you're not Indiana Jones
You're not The Protagonist.
Neither's your kids.
Take bags, or at least don't kick off at having to pay for one. That's been the law for 10 years now.
Don't fucking haggle, you're not Indiana Jones
You're not The Protagonist.
Neither's your kids.
In these busiest shopping weeks of the year, with everyone under horrible pressure over money, job security etc, try to be nice to retail staff (who likely have unreasonable sales targets from HQ to make up for a lousy retail year). Far too many stressed customers will behave appallingly right now.
November 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Please be nice to market traders too, especially the ones on craft stalls who make their own stuff.
We barely make a profit as it is and really can't knock a fiver off a £30 handmade item.
We barely make a profit as it is and really can't knock a fiver off a £30 handmade item.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
I'm sure you guys are all great at shopping like normal ppl but I wish I could remind some folks:
Take bags, or at least don't kick off at having to pay for one. That's been the law for 10 years now.
Don't fucking haggle, you're not Indiana Jones
You're not The Protagonist.
Neither's your kids.
Take bags, or at least don't kick off at having to pay for one. That's been the law for 10 years now.
Don't fucking haggle, you're not Indiana Jones
You're not The Protagonist.
Neither's your kids.
In these busiest shopping weeks of the year, with everyone under horrible pressure over money, job security etc, try to be nice to retail staff (who likely have unreasonable sales targets from HQ to make up for a lousy retail year). Far too many stressed customers will behave appallingly right now.
November 17, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I'm sure you guys are all great at shopping like normal ppl but I wish I could remind some folks:
Take bags, or at least don't kick off at having to pay for one. That's been the law for 10 years now.
Don't fucking haggle, you're not Indiana Jones
You're not The Protagonist.
Neither's your kids.
Take bags, or at least don't kick off at having to pay for one. That's been the law for 10 years now.
Don't fucking haggle, you're not Indiana Jones
You're not The Protagonist.
Neither's your kids.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
How would suspenseful TV dramas start without expensive drone shots of countryside?
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
How would suspenseful TV dramas start without expensive drone shots of countryside?
Reposted by Trevor Ship
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Trevor Ship
I, once again, find myself looking good in a Gruffalo Stance.
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I, once again, find myself looking good in a Gruffalo Stance.
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
Reposted by Trevor Ship
In 1993 Mia Farrow’s decorating sundries company was in a downward spiral.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
In 1993 Mia Farrow’s decorating sundries company was in a downward spiral.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I, once again, find myself looking good in a Gruffalo Stance.
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
November 16, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I, once again, find myself looking good in a Gruffalo Stance.
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
"Stop scratching, and give me a beat!"
In 1993 Mia Farrow’s decorating sundries company was in a downward spiral.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
In 1993 Mia Farrow’s decorating sundries company was in a downward spiral.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
So it may have remained, had it nor been for her chance meeting with British Comedian Bobby Ball.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
Wise words on tolerance from Karl Popper – a former patron of ours – for #InternationalDayofTolerance
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Wise words on tolerance from Karl Popper – a former patron of ours – for #InternationalDayofTolerance
How would suspenseful TV dramas start without expensive drone shots of countryside?
November 16, 2025 at 8:27 AM
How would suspenseful TV dramas start without expensive drone shots of countryside?
Reposted by Trevor Ship
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Bitter.
Bitter.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Bitter.
Bitter.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
I was just telling one of my female colleagues that as it gets colder it makes my cheeks red.
Now I am off to see HR as they want to know why I showed her my bare arse.
Now I am off to see HR as they want to know why I showed her my bare arse.
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I was just telling one of my female colleagues that as it gets colder it makes my cheeks red.
Now I am off to see HR as they want to know why I showed her my bare arse.
Now I am off to see HR as they want to know why I showed her my bare arse.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
Supposed “British” Trump fans, just a note for you: it’s spelt paedophile over here.
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Supposed “British” Trump fans, just a note for you: it’s spelt paedophile over here.
Reposted by Trevor Ship
If someone murders more than three people at once does that make them a parallel killer?
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
If someone murders more than three people at once does that make them a parallel killer?