Trevor Ship
@trevypoos.bsky.social
I am a person who sometimes writes, performs and makes comedy stuff.
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
I am either very close, or very tall.
I am neurodivergent with anxiety, depression and ADHD.
https://trevorship.co.uk
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Trevor Ship
@trevypoos.bsky.social
· Apr 10
Who's this Trevor Ship fellow with a letter in Viz this month?
I must say, I like the cut of his jib.
What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?
I must say, I like the cut of his jib.
What say you @poshkev1963.bsky.social and @johnmoynes.bsky.social ?
The clarion cry of “Fuck the Tories” is fast becoming a manageable prospect.
If you wanted to of course.
If you wanted to of course.
January 15, 2026 at 7:49 PM
The clarion cry of “Fuck the Tories” is fast becoming a manageable prospect.
If you wanted to of course.
If you wanted to of course.
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This is a lesson I learned as a preteen, listening to Soviet refuseniks talk about how they survived until they were allowed to leave the country. You make art, you make joy, and you fight. Because those three things are the same thing.
If you let them, the horrors will devour you whole. Making space to live and smile is an act of resistance. So is helping others to do the same. If you’re an artist in this time, remember that what you’re doing is part of the emotional support infrastructure. They want you silent. 1/2
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This is a lesson I learned as a preteen, listening to Soviet refuseniks talk about how they survived until they were allowed to leave the country. You make art, you make joy, and you fight. Because those three things are the same thing.
Scott Adams might be dead but Watterson is alive.
So talk about Calvin and Hobbes instead.
So talk about Calvin and Hobbes instead.
January 13, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Scott Adams might be dead but Watterson is alive.
So talk about Calvin and Hobbes instead.
So talk about Calvin and Hobbes instead.
January 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Thats a Wookie error.
New Star Wars movie idea:
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
12 Angry Men, but it's all Wookies and no subtitles.
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 AM
Thats a Wookie error.
I am off to find myself, if I get here before I come back will you ask me to wait please?
January 13, 2026 at 9:52 AM
I am off to find myself, if I get here before I come back will you ask me to wait please?
“Dance like no one is watching.”
"Oh, so you have done a midweek improv show before then?"
"Oh, so you have done a midweek improv show before then?"
January 13, 2026 at 9:51 AM
“Dance like no one is watching.”
"Oh, so you have done a midweek improv show before then?"
"Oh, so you have done a midweek improv show before then?"
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I got chiles
They’re multiplying
They’re multiplying
January 10, 2026 at 2:14 PM
I got chiles
They’re multiplying
They’re multiplying
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Son has just come out with a terrific insult:
“He looks like he has a room temperature I.Q.”
“He looks like he has a room temperature I.Q.”
January 11, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Son has just come out with a terrific insult:
“He looks like he has a room temperature I.Q.”
“He looks like he has a room temperature I.Q.”
I -had- planned to do some writing today for a new podcast project.
Broken and cheaply made leaky toilet stopped that plan.
Still no working toilet as all of the shops are closed to get the parts I need.
I am so tired. Balls to ADHD.
Broken and cheaply made leaky toilet stopped that plan.
Still no working toilet as all of the shops are closed to get the parts I need.
I am so tired. Balls to ADHD.
January 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I -had- planned to do some writing today for a new podcast project.
Broken and cheaply made leaky toilet stopped that plan.
Still no working toilet as all of the shops are closed to get the parts I need.
I am so tired. Balls to ADHD.
Broken and cheaply made leaky toilet stopped that plan.
Still no working toilet as all of the shops are closed to get the parts I need.
I am so tired. Balls to ADHD.
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We Don't Need This Fascist Groove Thang!
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 PM
We Don't Need This Fascist Groove Thang!
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2026 is the year I finally get to live my dreams. So now I’m going to resit my A levels naked.
January 11, 2026 at 2:06 PM
2026 is the year I finally get to live my dreams. So now I’m going to resit my A levels naked.
So you are supporting the safety of adult women by supporting the creation of sexually abusive pictures of children?
Erm, riiiiiiiight.
Erm, riiiiiiiight.
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 10:21 PM
So you are supporting the safety of adult women by supporting the creation of sexually abusive pictures of children?
Erm, riiiiiiiight.
Erm, riiiiiiiight.
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If I take antibiotics to clear up my chronic knob rot, the knob rot wins - so I'm watching my cock turn green
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 12:59 PM
If I take antibiotics to clear up my chronic knob rot, the knob rot wins - so I'm watching my cock turn green
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I'm a train driver, I'll blow my horn and wave at any kids, elderly or drunks who give me the sign, I love it. But trainspotters pestering us to blow the horn, filming everything we do including mistakes so they can upload it can fuck off. Nobody likes a grass.
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I'm a train driver, I'll blow my horn and wave at any kids, elderly or drunks who give me the sign, I love it. But trainspotters pestering us to blow the horn, filming everything we do including mistakes so they can upload it can fuck off. Nobody likes a grass.
The possibility that someone who isn't rich might be able to have a career in the media or the arts.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The possibility that someone who isn't rich might be able to have a career in the media or the arts.
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Whenever I see the phrase “undercover Sting” I am concerned am about to learn more about tantric sex than I want to.
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Whenever I see the phrase “undercover Sting” I am concerned am about to learn more about tantric sex than I want to.
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When two houses next to each other go up for sale I assume that a swinging party went wrong.
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
When two houses next to each other go up for sale I assume that a swinging party went wrong.
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it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
January 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
it's time to kill the music
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
it's time to cut the lights
it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
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Frank Sidebottom was our Daft Punk.
I know late-stage capitalism will plunder anything, but I'm getting Temu adverts on Facebook for mass-produced, plastic Frank Sidebottom heads.
January 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Frank Sidebottom was our Daft Punk.
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“If there was ever a tipping point in the dark age of fascism that engulfs America, it should be the cold-blooded murder of a young woman driving home from dropping her kid off at school.”
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The Murder of Renee Good
Trump’s armed stormtroopers unleash terror
chadbourn.substack.com
January 8, 2026 at 1:36 PM
“If there was ever a tipping point in the dark age of fascism that engulfs America, it should be the cold-blooded murder of a young woman driving home from dropping her kid off at school.”
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