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David Lynch
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Software engineer. I'm not the director. OR AM I? (I'm not.) I do make a bunch of WoW addons, though. That’s probably a point of divergence. This account is very much my own opinions. (he/him)
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Whiskey Pete you are here
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Senator Kelly is correct.

Plus a Public Service Announcement:

KEY section of Department of Defense's Law of War Manual is 18.3.2.1.

The VERY rule on the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders gives as its paradigmatic example of what is "clearly illegal:
"orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."
November 30, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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The actual "worse than watergate" scandal is how much news media collectively worked to ratfuck a Democratic presidency by largely inventing health/mental acuity concerns for hyperventilate about while largely ignoring the very real & worsening issues in front of their faces from Trump
Both taken this weekend:
November 30, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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Time sweeps dust of hope from his hands, and turns another page

but the Eagle has landed: tell your children when; Time won't drive us down to dust again
Filk Legend Leslie Fish Has Died
The nigh legendary singer-songwriter entered hospice care at home. The announcement was made on Saturday, November 29, 2025, that she had passed.
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November 30, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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The White House’s new anti-media website includes denunciations of:

-ABC, which bribed the president
-CBS, which bribed the president and moved away from fact-based journalism trying to appeal to him and his fans
-WaPo, which spiked a Harris endorsement and tilts coverage in Trump’s favor

Fools.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Grindset tech bros will be like, "yeah man, I'm building the future, I worked 47 hours straight, it was so hardcore"

And you ask what they're building and it's like, "a sex bot that won't stop talking about how good Elon is at bottoming"
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Come on, friends.

Flour then SALT. Then baking soda, butter, vanilla, THEN egg.

It’s cookie szn.
November 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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NYC residents stopped an ICE raid in its tracks today, and we should all take note. Protests work. Some more immediately than others, but taking action really does make a difference. #fuckice #resistance #antifascism
Impromptu ICE protests cancel a raid in NYC! Resistance works. As I post this, it looks like things have wrapped up—reporting on breaking news is difficult when you’re an amateur video editor. #ice #n...
TikTok video by Kellie Lynch
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November 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Tweet of the day. It is quite something when Trump's go to architect comes to him and says Sir, what you're describing is gauche, tacky and monstrous.
Imagine the quality of an architect that Trump would pick - and who would want to work for him. Even *that guy* thinks this project is too grandiose.
Even the architect Trump hired to build his massive addition to the White House objects to the president's vision. The two have argued about the size of the 90,000-sq-foot project that would dwarf the mansion. @jonathanreports.bsky.social @ddiamond.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Hegseth - and the people carrying out his orders - need to be tried in The Hague for this
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Gov Walz is saying what we’ve been saying. If the president is this erratic, then the public deserves to know what is going on. Four simple words: show the MRI results.

If Trump is fine, prove it. If he isn’t, step aside.
November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Me buying a copy of The Onion when I was 18: "let's see what those rascals are up to now."

Me subscribing to The Onion now: "It is my duty as a patriot to see what those rascals are up to now."
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November 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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look, I’ve been operating on the assumption that we cannot reach Bush 2 numbers because the media environment makes the floor much higher than it was back then (and Fox won’t throw him overboard the same way)

but, uh, we aren’t through year one and…
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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Every headline about the Hegseth thing should read “ordered the killing of men, a war crime” because it unambiguously is. This isn’t a matter of debate. You can’t sink a ship and then blow up the helpless survivors, even if they’re actual enemy soldiers, much less random South American men.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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More and more elite Republicans are realizing that their interests and Donald Trump's are diverging, which is why we'll see more of them breaking with him in the coming days.

My latest for Public Notice: www.publicnotice.co/p/post-trump...
Why MAGA is coming apart at the seams
Turns out they're not in it for Trump, they're in it for themselves.
www.publicnotice.co
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
In the spirit of the season, I ate leftover fish pie for dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Ahead of launching a war on Venezuela, the US would like to announce that no one in Venezuela should help US forces, it'd be stupid to do so, the US will denigrate you and screw you over no matter how much you help, and blame you if even one Venezuelan who also helped the US ever does something bad.
CIA statement about the Afghan man identified as the gunman who shot two National Guardsmen in Washington
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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“He does not get regular exercise, in part because he has a long-held theory that people are born with a finite amount of energy and that vigorous activity can deplete that reserve, like a battery.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/25/u...
Shorter Days, Signs of Fatigue: Trump Faces Realities of Aging in Office
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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To make their quota, ICE is now arresting spouses of US citizens who are in the country legally and who have passed all background checks, have no criminal records and are just waiting for their green card to be issued. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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I’m trying to think of a situation where I had less sympathy for someone’s complaints and I’m having a hard time coming up with one
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 AM